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| 04-05-11 08:10pm - 5010 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
What If All Of The Women In The World Said "No" To Sex? 1. Preserve porn video stash in secure shelter 2. Sales spike for various "devices" 3. How about a blow job, then? 4. At least a hand job? 5. Tomorrow's stupidity takes an early holiday 6. Time to find a virtual girlfriend 7. Ho'addicts experience a budget glut 8. What about lesbians? 9. Take a walk on the "other side" 10. I'm taking you out tonight, baby ... to Burger King. 11. Married? Well, then you already know what this would be like. And? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-06-11 01:44am - 5009 days | #2 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Drooler, great to see you actively posting. But have you been taking your medications lately? Lol. | |
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| 04-06-11 05:31am - 5009 days | #3 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
As we all realise, men would have more money and women would have less money. What if suddenly men had no sex drive? Women would be in real trouble. (Yes those cave man chauvinist grunts are back) | |
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| 04-06-11 09:15am - 5009 days | #4 | |
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nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
 . If sex with women is out of the question i'd recommend sex with weed because remember: "Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. William Shakespeare Macbeth 2. 3"; thereby, sex with weed by yourself. Great stuff, IMH -and time and again misguided- O. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. | |
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| 04-06-11 10:52am - 5009 days | #5 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
12. Then I'd still be a virgin ... oh wait, was that my "out loud" voice. 13. Hollywood box offices see a sudden uptick in gladiator, Greek warrior and prison movies. 14. The "reach around" becomes the standard way of saying hello while in line at public restrooms. 15. Men find out how much women really complain and women find out that they have nothing to motivate men to do anything. 16. Farm animals and pets live in constant fear. 17. Obama gets overstressed and says "Fuck it all" and pushes the button. | |
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| 04-06-11 12:45pm - 5009 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
18. "Male bonding" takes on a whole new meaning...and you quickly learn who your true friends are. 19. Men start traveling much more than before--though Thailand sadly loses the vast majority of its sex tourism income--not just to see the world, but to check out the latest, greatest airport restrooms. (See: Larry Craig incident.) 20. Gyms see huge burst of male memberships, because why are we afraid of group showers anymore? 21. Fuck this, I'm buying one of those Japanese sex robots!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-06-11 06:41pm - 5009 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Mmmm ... Am I the only person here you're going to ask? a-hem ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-07-11 07:39am - 5008 days | #8 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Wow, this could - especially - be an American problem/question (American=US). Or....? Is there a difference in European and US-women? Maybe. Is US women more likely to 'close the door' when somethings annoy them in their life with their partners? Is that stupid TV-show 'Desperate Housewives' more a mirror of real life in the US than for example in Europe? Just one answer here: Met many girls/women in my soon 60-years old life that turned me down - but when I got them as steady gf - and sometimes living together and then those two wifes: Never have I experienced a no to sex in that/those situations ....well, lucky me. I guess. And BTW, a final Q here relating to this special thread: Why be reluctant with personal issues here - no one knows who you are, anyway - except if that PornWikiLeaks-asshole is getting too close...  "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Apr 07, 2011, 08:05am | |
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| 04-07-11 09:11am - 5008 days | #9 | |
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nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
The wave of the future http://www.wickedrealdoll.com/  Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. | |
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| 04-07-11 09:47am - 5008 days | #10 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Yeah, those kind of "sex aids" have been touched on before. Virtual Sex is Here ... Almost If you do a search, you should also find some talk about the Real Dolls. For example ... Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet.... Not trying to discourage further discussion. Just letting you know of the prior stuff in case you're interested. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 04-07-11 10:25am - 5008 days | #11 | |
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nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
Thanks, Khan. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. | |
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| 04-07-11 12:30pm - 5008 days | #12 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Here's an off topic for Khan. Are we no longer able to link pictures into our forum posts? I was going to add one here but see that the photo link option is no longer available. Is that true or am I just missing something here. Also, what is the "do not link site titles" icon for (the one that sits at the far right on the top of reply tool bar)? That also seems new. | |
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| 04-07-11 12:49pm - 5008 days | #13 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
To answer the OP question. It would solve the worlds overpopulation problem & mankind would be extinct within a century. Sounds pretty much like the results of World War 3 to me. Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 04-07-11 01:54pm - 5008 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think that's just for disabling the automatic linking on some words and phrases, so a post doesn't look like you're trying to promote or refer to a particular site. For example: When someone mentions Jenna Haze the pornstar (I turned off the link there), instead of Jenna Haze the site (I didn't turn the link off). You could use it to ignore a whole post so that it doesn't fill up with links if you wished or just individual stars and sites. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-07-11 02:06pm - 5008 days | #15 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Denner, I wish I knew. I should visit Europe and find out. Perhaps I would be pleased with the outcome? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-07-11 02:19pm - 5008 days | #16 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
You must have just missed it. Check the 4th icon from the left. Just make sure your image meets the Image Rules as outlined at: https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_rules.html turboshaft already answered your question about the "do not link titles" icon. Hope that helps. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 04-14-11 09:43pm - 5000 days | #17 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
If women always said no then the result would be many mornings where we don't regret the night before .... http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-posters-regrets1.jpg | |
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| 04-14-11 10:39pm - 5000 days | #18 | |
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sexysingles (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 3 Registered: Apr 01, '11 Location: USA |
First You Tell me what u do??  | |
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| 04-15-11 08:09am - 5000 days | #19 | |
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elonlybuster (0)
Active User Posts: 52 Registered: Aug 24, '08 Location: Georgia |
Gonna try to say this as nice and unoffensive as possible, so if this offends you know it was not intended that way at all. For starters the rape statistics would dramatically increase. Probably to the point where you'd hear it on the news and it would begin to not phase you as much as it does. Homosexuality among men would definitely rise. We'd lower our standards and do some pretty sketchy stuff. In terms of overpopulation, kids would continue to be conceived via artificial insemination. Of course the number being born would drop, but there'd still be kids in many places. You'd see a dramatic spike in the sale of male sex toys, as there'd be more male oriented toys being developed. Not to sound racist, but remember the movies where white people wore black paint on their face to look black? Yepp, we'd probably start seeing something similar in porn. That's about it off the top of my head... | |
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| 04-15-11 06:09pm - 5000 days | #20 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"Some they do, and some they don't/ And with some it's just as well." Supertramp, Goodbye Stranger (Yeah, I saw the picture.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-16-11 10:17am - 4999 days | #21 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Wait!!!! You mean to tell there are women who do not say NO?!?!?! Where do you find these wonderful creatures???  "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~PU Interview | |
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| 04-16-11 02:34pm - 4999 days | #22 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Gee, I had to come up with the idea of all the women in the world refusing sex in order to keep my thread relevant ... And myself from being "Mr. Irrelevant." Damn. Well, now, wait a second ... This is a site about porn and porn is about sex, so what could be more irrelevant than women refusing it! OK, I think I've gotten this straightened out now ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Apr 16, 2011, 09:14pm | |
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| 04-16-11 03:44pm - 4999 days | #23 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
At porn sites, of course. And some of these women are truly attractive. Grrrrrr (the sound of a frustrated soul in torment). | |
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