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| 12-15-08 01:32pm - 5757 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
What I REALLY want for Christmas this year ... x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 02:19pm | |
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| 12-15-08 06:23pm - 5757 days | #2 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Brilliant. Of course you know what this means - with that sense of humour you must be British. | |
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| 12-15-08 06:43pm - 5757 days | #3 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Dear pervie Santa, please make the Canadian Dollar worth at least $ 1.50 US. Or make all of the porn sites charge in Canadian Dollars yet keep the price the same. Or give me a huge boost in income. Thank you! | |
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| 12-16-08 04:06am - 5757 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Wittyguy, if you're not a professional comedy writer, you should be one. Now, if I can only (zap!) owww!! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-16-08 09:24am - 5756 days | #5 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
For Cybertoad: Let a a princess find him, give him a kiss, turn him into a person and live happily ever after together ... uhh, maybe he'd better hope that it's not a "Fairy" princess. Dear Pervie Santa, Can you make that princess, Austin Kincade and she can kiss me anywhere she likes hahahah ! Since 2007 | |
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| 12-16-08 10:52pm - 5756 days | #6 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
UMMM...not sure if it is a compliment or insult? Either he is saying I am dumb or I have way too much porn! Since I am getting ready to graduate with a degree in engineering I would assume it is the latter. :) Hummm....I wonder how many brain cells a person actually has, I want to beat that number now! Seriously though WittyGuy, where do you come up with this stuff. It is not like you can find these comments somewhere else on the web, they are too individualized. On second though, who cares! Just keep it coming! Anyway, gotta get off here. Somewhere there is porn to be downloaded. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 12-17-08 08:02am - 5755 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Too Much Porn? I there such a thing? Maybe its and oxymoron, and hes not saying you are dumb :-) Aww to be in Badandys shoes to worry about having too much porn LOL. That like saying you can have to much chocolate or too much sex lol Since 2007 | |
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| 12-17-08 08:04am - 5755 days | #8 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
By the way these are just awsome still laughing after re-reading them. Since 2007 | |
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| 12-17-08 09:38am - 5755 days | #9 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Yes indeed, it is a hard life. Always having to choose which to watch out of an ever growing sea of smut. So many choices!!! Oh yeah, I googled the amount of cells in a brain, they say it is about 6 trillion. So I guess I have some work to do. I must again agree with Cybertoad, these posts do not lose their kick even after reading them a few times! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 12-17-08 09:49am - 5755 days | #10 | |
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williamj (0)
Active User Posts: 102 Registered: Sep 29, '07 Location: usa |
Love to go on a vacation and watch an actual live porn (solo or lezzie) shoot being made. Will travel if its warm. LOL Will | |
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| 12-17-08 09:52am - 5755 days | #11 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Just lost about 2 trillion braincells after this last christmas-company-lunch (drinking) - so, like this Einstein said (or did he?): We got 20 trillion braincells, so why not blow 80% of them away... BTW - One christmas-wish: More stuff with the model at MPL named Valia - cute little blond. She's been around some times with different names at a lot of different sites - sometimes as a russian, sometimes as a canadian, sometimes as... (she even got her own site, forget the name)....loss of braincells, you know. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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| 12-17-08 12:20pm - 5755 days | #12 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Hell I would not care if it where cold! I would love to watch the making of a lesbian scene live. Besides, if it is cold it just makes the girls look even better. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 12-17-08 02:03pm - 5755 days | #13 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 02:20pm | |
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| 12-17-08 03:39pm - 5755 days | #14 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Haha - that is a nightmare indeed! I think McGoohan would die and then immediately start spinning in his grave if that were to occur! "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 12-23-08 08:24am - 5749 days | #15 | |
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Belthazar (0)
Active User Posts: 27 Registered: Jan 13, '07 Location: Prague |
Cheap flight tickets to Thailand, please !!! Women: Different hardware, same software | |
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| 12-29-08 12:42am - 5744 days | #16 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User  Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hey Wittyguy, I almost missed this, been away from the site too long! Thanks, but rather than "Ahhnold" think Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-29-08 12:09pm - 5743 days | #17 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 02:20pm | |
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