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10-12-09 06:14am - 5550 days | Original Post - #1 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Boob-jobs We've been here in some ways before, but the new Little Lupe - now aka Zuleidy - could bring forward new opinions. There are two kinds of PU: those who like good boob-jobs and those who don't. Have a couple of favorites (euro-models) where the newer tits have made a whole lot of difference - in the positiv way: Veronica Kruz Christina Bella Guess it very much depends of the quality of the boob-job - especially with the scars. If it's done, it has do be done so that those scars are as invisible as possible - and it is for those two models mentioned. But Lupe/Zuleidy has had a lousy medic doing her job - here its done around the nipples - and the scars are - alas - very clear if you view that Private-production: "100% Zuleidy". No scandinavien medic will do the job at the nipples - it will always show...so I'm told. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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10-12-09 07:24am - 5550 days | #2 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I have pretty much always been on the don't like them camp. I might have a different opinion if the girls that chose to get implants picked a size that was closer to their body shape, but that is so rare that it borders a Lochness monster sighting. I checked out Christina and Veronica's before and after pictures and the only semi-winner is Veronica. Medically speaking, both are perfect implants. You don't see any scaring. Christina's implants look like big oval cups are inserted under her skin. Not to mention that she also got some facial work done. She is hard to recognize based on her old look. The ones that Veronica got are much closer to her natural look but again they look like implants. Her breast had a natural outward angle that was cute but with the implants that gap between the breast is now a large valley. Little Lupe who's now called Lupe Fuentes went the route of the large implants. Regardless that you can or can't see scaring. They look so out of place that they distract from ay scene she appears in. I also think that she did some facial work. Here is in my opinion one of the best example of how bad the road to cosmetic surgery can get. This is a performer that I used to enjoy. Take a look at the before and after look for Aletta Ocean. The last ine does not even include her new clit piercing. http://www.clubholiday.hu/iem/misst/varga_dora.php http://ddfcash.com/PROMO/1bd/pics/6707/?nats=NTgzMjY0OjU6MQ,0,0,0,764 http://www.brazzers.com/tour3/index.php?...mp;id=4189&nats= Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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10-12-09 09:40am - 5550 days | #3 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I honestly really prefer natural. Modest enhancement can be OK. Most look a lot better clothed than naked too! ;0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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10-12-09 02:27pm - 5550 days | #4 | |
jd1961 (0)
Active User Posts: 296 Registered: Jun 07, '07 |
I don't think that a comparison is valid. Fake body parts are things added onto the body. I don't consider them breasts, they're "things". | |
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10-12-09 05:10pm - 5549 days | #5 | |
BabyGetReal (0)
Active User Posts: 39 Registered: Jul 26, '09 Location: Western Massachusetts USA |
That is really sad to see. Her boobs in your middle "before" link were just great, really natural, perky, and plenty big to fit her body. The "afters" are just laughable/repulsive. If a woman's natural breasts are really droopy/saggy or flat, I can see the merit of small implants that make them stand out just a little more. I guess small implants are unheard of, tho, at least in the porn business. Personally, I like small breasts (prefer them, actually) provided they are not saggy. | |
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10-12-09 08:36pm - 5549 days | #6 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I saw Aletta's transition from her beginning to now but even I had a hard time recognizing her in tht 2005 picture I don't disagree that if a a woman feels her breast are starting to sag then implants may be the route to go but most porn girls do not have sagging breast. I for one can say that I prefer a flat chest over any implant. Women tend to view their bodies in a different way then we do. They think they are fat when they aren't and they think theirs breast are too small when they are not. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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10-13-09 03:01pm - 5549 days | #7 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Anything over a mouthful is wasted! ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-14-09 07:57pm - 5547 days | #8 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I'll second that and add anything bigger than the hand and your asking for trouble. I'm curious to know how a breast with an implant feels in the mouth. Does it feel like your eating 3 day old jello? Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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10-16-09 02:12am - 5546 days | #9 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
That's how I see them, too. Usually they're a letdown as I'm always happy with the girl before the damn silicone beefup. Frankly, this porndog is a tad crestfallen that Klaudia/Cindy/Hope -- one of the leggiest, assiest, foxiest girls on the third planet from the sun -- got a knob-job. Same with Nella (Jana Miartusova). And Nella had boobs already! I must admit, though, that I'm fascinated with the implants worn by Nessa Devil. To me, sure, they're things, and a girl that beautiful never needed them. (See, my mind simply doesn't dwell in the thought-matrix of the average porn producer. I'm just a consumer. That's all.) Yet I look forward to seeing Nessa Devil's stylish pair of domes. I wonder what Buckminster Fuller would have thought of them. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 16, 2009, 02:21am | |
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10-18-09 10:41am - 5544 days | #10 | |
PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
No, not in my experience. I haven't been attracted to girls with bad boob jobs, but I don't consider boob jobs to be a deal-breaker in terms of attraction and I've had a number of opportunities to lick and suck boobs with boob jobs. They were girls I found to be hot and I thought their boobs looked hot and I quite enjoyed the feel of their boobs in my mouth. I like paying attention to nipples and they had sensitive nips post boob jobs, so it was fun. At the same time, if I'm attracted to a girl pre-boob-job, I'll go all out to discourage her from having surgery. Necessary surgery is a reasonable thing to do. Unnecessary surgery should be avoided - period. | |
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02-18-10 09:32pm - 5420 days | #14 | |
slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
Seriously Drooler, I just saw clubnella on the what's hot list on TBP, so went to her site and saw the aweful fake boobs. She was super hot already - and one of my favorites, why would she change them? I guess I must be out of the loop since I didn't even realize this had happened and didn't see her with the new boobs on any other sites... Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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02-19-10 04:53am - 5420 days | #15 | |
Colm4 (0)
Active User Posts: 117 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: Holland |
For some reason, women think that men like big breasts and do the implants for that reason only. Too bad that those who like them big are usually the hardest shouters. You don't hear men at parties or whatnot saying they like them small. Probably they get laughed at. | |
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02-19-10 09:02am - 5420 days | #16 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Women have good reason to think so if you look at the success of sites like Brazzers who specialize in fake. There is a strange fascination in America with big boobs. I think they have that to themselves because males in other countries are quite content with natural. At least that has been my experience. | |
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02-19-10 11:13am - 5420 days | #17 | |
rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Jesus... This is the second time today that I can quote Drooler and say "same for me." Most of my friends suggest that I'm not a breast man. That's not true, I just like 'em small. A-cup is perfection for me. Like Aubrey Addams before she got herself "enhanced." :-( That gives me an idea, maybe us anti-boob-job guys should take a page from the right-wing Cristian playbook. They harass abortion providers and the women using the clinics. Maybe we should band together and start protesting at boob-job clinics. I'll start making posters and signs right now. If anyone can think of a bible quote that supports our cause let me know. Lat's save the A-cups! | |
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02-19-10 01:12pm - 5420 days | #18 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I don't necessarily believe that Americans should be blamed for the over abundance of girls getting implants. It's true that sites Like Brazzer are very popular but as far as I know there has never been a similar site like Brazzer but with more small or natural breasted women that those with implants. The reason why maybe Brazzer has more of those is that they are able to get girls that may very well not be able to get jobs elsewhere since other producers simply don't want to hire them for less money that natural ones. For another thing. There are quite a few European girls sporting implants these days and many of them did not do it to breakout in the US. I don't think I'm alone when I say that it isn't the fact that girls get implants that bothers me. It's the fact that girls get blimp sized implants installed on their chest that does. If a girl with A cups ges and gets small B or C cups implants then although I may feel disapointed. It won't make me stop wanting to look at her or make me lose interest. Case in point is Aubrey Adams. She was a gorgeous petite blonde with cute A cups. Had she chosen to go with small B implants then I could still watch her but now everytime I see her from the front, I lose interest because all I can see is the boob job and not a very good one either. Another thing that seems to follow the implants is other cosmetic surgery. I don't know if any of you have seen Lela Star lately but you won't recognize her. I ceertainly didn't. see link for reference. The new Lela: http://photos.freeones.com/l_babes/Lela_...html/photo_010.shtml The old Lela: http://desertcuties.com/tgp/matt/lela_star/LelaStar_a068.jpg Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-19-10 03:23pm - 5419 days | #19 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I bet if guys had a penile equivalent to breast implants (I mean relatively easy with a tolerable recovery time and not a lot of complications) we would be doing the same thing. I can just imagine the doctor-patient conversation: Doc: "So, Mr. Johnson, do you want the baby carrot upgrade or the full cucumber option?" Patient: "Well, I really only need a couple of inches...oh screw it, as long as you're down there lets go the whole hog." Doc: (sighing) "Yeah, that's what they all say." Let's not kid ourselves here; some women really want the full benefit that's physically possible. To be honest, if I was a girl going under knife I would be considering going all the way, not some half-ass hint-at-an-implant job but the full eye-opening treatment. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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02-19-10 03:43pm - 5419 days | #20 | |
slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
Sure turboshaft, but just like large breasts, large penises are vastly overrated. Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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02-19-10 03:57pm - 5419 days | #21 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
And the B-cups with a bit of a sag to them! :-) | |
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02-19-10 04:09pm - 5419 days | #22 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
My main objection to implants is that they look bolted on in most models, a natural breast with the exception of an a-cup (maybe) will sag a bit and not look like a perfect inflated sphere. On top of that, if you look at some of those videos closely you can actually see the bags wrinkle under the skin, or see their outline, if it's a really bad job. Many girls try to cover that by holding on to their breasts as they do a reverse cowboy. It just ain't natural, why not be content with what you've been given .. so, in my case, no to the increased penis size. I don't worry about things like that! :-) | |
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02-19-10 05:57pm - 5419 days | #23 | |
PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
I've got to say that now that I've gotten used to Nella with her new boobs, I find her smoking hot - that bod is even tighter now than it has been in the past. She looks glorious to me. | |
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02-19-10 06:01pm - 5419 days | #24 | |
slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
Ugh, couldn't disagree more PinkPanther, they just look totally out of place, but I guess to each their own, eh? At least she has plenty of old material out there for me to enjoy... Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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02-19-10 06:10pm - 5419 days | #25 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
You might be right that guys would consider doing the same but I suspect that if girls told them that they didn't like implants than most guys wouldn't get them. As far as I can tell from reading about implants on different forums. The overall opinion is against girls getting implants. That hasn't stopped them from doing it. I was not gifted with a big piece of equipment and even if the technology existed. I still wouldn't do it. If you can't be happy with what you have than it's almost sure that you will not be happy with what a doctor can give you. After the operation, you are still the same person but now you have bigger breast. All you find out after getting large implants is that your back aches all the time. No bra fits you as well and at night lying on your back you feel like you have to big balls crushing your chest. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-19-10 08:17pm - 5419 days | #26 | ||
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You may be right yourself but I am sure there are plenty of guys who go out and do or buy stuff even when their significant other doesn't want them to; like badandy and his hard drives or Tiger Woods and his hard-ons but I digress... I am also sure there are more than enough guys out there who would be willing to get surgery if girls told them to. A lot of guys are like dogs on leashes with their partners, so pleasing her--up to and including surgery--would not surprise me in the least. The logic is simple because the guys would think, like with so many other things, "If I do this, I might get laid," and the rest, as they say, is history. Think of all the crazy, stupid, money-wasting hoops guys jump through for the chance to bang that special someone. Is a visit to the plastic surgeon really out of line? I am still talking pretty theoretically here as I don't know of any penile equivalent to what women have done to their breasts. Short of circumcision (which isn't exactly a foolproof science to begin with) I haven't heard about any benefit from bringing a scalpel anywhere near a guy's most treasured possession.
Hmm, when you put it that way it doesn't sound too pleasant, unless you are a masochist. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 19, 2010, 08:22pm | ||
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02-19-10 08:47pm - 5419 days | #27 | |
slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
Hey turboshaft, true that men do crazy shit to get laid, although I don't really know how getting some type of "penile enhancement" surgery would help you do that, except perhaps in confidence. I think the reason most people do all this shit (get implants, take goofy penis enlarging drugs) is poor self image. I've seen several interviews with stars on sites where the ladies that got implants said things like "I've always wanted them", which to me is more a sign of poor body image than it is an attempt to attract the other sex (or same sex). I totally agree with pat362. If you are uncomfortable with your body, having surgery to fix it probably wont help you feel any better about yourself. Look at the case of girls with eating disorders, no matter what they do they can't fix their own poor self image. If you're hot, you're hot, don't fuck with it. That is my main complaint with implants. Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Edited on Feb 19, 2010, 08:51pm | |
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02-20-10 12:33am - 5419 days | #28 | |
Jeffrey99 (0)
Active User Posts: 106 Registered: Nov 04, '08 Location: Good Ole Midwest USA |
Speaking of Lupe, I got the her new Fleshlight which came with her Interactive Girlfriend Sexperience DVD which was 2009 AVN Nominee for Best Interactive Movie. I had no clue who she was before I got it. It was a interesting one time view. I'll never watch it again. Did not realize she used to be Little Lupe. Have to say face wise, she's looks like she has grown up alot. I even think she's pretty hot, unfortunately the horrendous bolt ons distract completely from anything good she had going on. | |
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02-20-10 09:18am - 5419 days | #29 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I'm sure there are tons of things guys buy, that drive their wife or girlfriend nuts. Most of these are a gadget of some kind. Most guys will not buy something that will alter their appearance without first checking with their wife or girlfriend. At least not more than once. The main reason is that if she's pissed at you then you can kiss sex goodbye for a long time. If you get a penis implant and she was quite happy with the original one than sex could be very very very long in coming, Add the fact that she'd tell all her friends who would then tell their boyfriends and husbands. Soon all your aquaintances would be aware of the implant. Now if a girl tells a guy that a penis implant will get him access to her pants than he might agree, but guys are skeamish about damaging their little buddy. Having caught my little friend in the zipper a couple of times. The thought of someone with a scalpel who's about to do major surgery on something that I hold dear to me would make me hesiatate many times regardless of how amazingly gorgeous the girl happens to be. Another thing that deferentiates us from our ladies. Guys don't care as much about their overall appearance. How many guys suffer from bulimia or anorexia? In fact guys suffer far more from obesity than anything else. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-20-10 10:00am - 5419 days | #30 | |
SimonSubAms (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 24 Registered: Mar 02, '07 Location: UK |
One of my pet hates and the reason none of the models on my site have boobjobs and never will. They look unnatural and ruin the whole look of a girl in 99-100% of cases. Several have gone on to have boob jobs after shooting with us so they don't get another shoot. Shame others in the industry didn't adopt the same approach. I hear one company even paid its models to have the op, to me that's obscene. Some excellent models started out with us (Natalie Heck, Sophie Dee, Michelle Barrett etc) and had great natural bodies, now they look completely out of proportion. Shame. Rant over :) http://www.suburbanamateurs.com/freeview/ | |
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02-20-10 10:06am - 5419 days | #31 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Understandable, & I agree with you, Simon. Kudos for speaking out against it! Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-20-10 01:29pm - 5419 days | #32 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
See, it's all about whether or not you can get laid, not whether you want the surgery which is what I have heard a lot of PU'ers argue is the problem with breast implants--that people only get them because they think others will like them. The problem really isn't physical then, is it? I am sure plenty of dudes would brag to their friends long before their partner would have a chance to gossip. Guys don't like getting something new just to keep it a secret, even when it's zipped up tight in their pants. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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02-20-10 01:37pm - 5419 days | #33 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That sounds like what happened to Carrie Prejean, the homophobic runner-up in the 2009 Miss America pageant, who was sued for the money used to pay for her breast implants after she sued the pageant for being discriminatory. Of course her job was to keep most of her clothes on. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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03-08-10 10:26am - 5403 days | #34 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I think that the key to implants is two fold. Self esteem and money. 1. They starlet probably had issues with men in one way or another and saw that the girls with the big breasties got attention. Actually thats a mans illusion is big breasts means lose morals and is why we are attracted at times to those biguns. 2. They think in reference to above if I am a porn slut, but have big uns they will pay me more. The reality in many of these topics is we really do not want to know why she got em, because its most likely not what we think. The sad thing is in most cases the whys are sad and self esteem, the same reason often why a person goes from soft to hardcore. Since 2007 | |
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03-09-10 07:41pm - 5401 days | #35 | |
pornwatcher (0)
Suspended Posts: 51 Registered: Jun 25, '08 Location: US |
It isn't about the scar. It is about the unnatural attribute of fake boobs. I don't like anything artificial about sex, be it a sex toy or fake boobs. Let's keep everything natural. I am interested in a natural body of a woman, not enhanced by any mean. | |
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03-10-10 08:08am - 5401 days | #36 | |
Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
This is one of those polarising topics, most blokes fall into liking them or hating them. Discussions on this topic in my members' forum in the past have been quite heated at times. Personally I don't like them, especially the most obvious larger ones. I should acknowledge that there are probably more discrete, better quality ones which I would not spot, so I guess those are okay, but the ones that make the breast misshapen or appear unnatural are just a complete turn off for me. That's why I try to avoid using girls with implants in shoots. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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03-10-10 05:39pm - 5400 days | #37 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Have you ever asked any of those that got them the reason or reasons why they chose to get them? Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-11-10 02:33am - 5400 days | #38 | |
Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
To be honest I rarely get to talk to them as I usually see their portfolio photos first and implants are often easy to spot in those. If they have implants I don't employ them. On the few occasions I did ask they say they did it to get more work and it works too. I guess more sites are worried about size than being natural. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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03-11-10 08:03am - 5400 days | #39 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Oh my god Becky, look at her boobs there so big She looks like one of those porn guys girlfriends Who understands those porno guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total Porn Star. I mean her Boobs There just so big I can't believe there so round It's just out there I mean, it's a Rack Look, she's just so stacked [Rap] I like big Boobs and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty titties. And two big round in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that Boobs are stuffed Deep in the shirt she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that Boobs you got Make Me so horney Ooh, Tits so round and smooth. Oh Baby Can I touch those boobs. Ode to Sir Mixalot. Hehehe Toad Since 2007 | |
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03-11-10 12:09pm - 5400 days | #40 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I don't quite follow you there, CT. What is the link you are implying with preferences going harder? For myself, my preferences always have been & still are for softcore. Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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03-11-10 12:47pm - 5400 days | #41 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
T is for the ticklish tips I see I, the one who loves your mammaries T so tantalizing, I'm a man infantalizing S, I'm gonna suck 'em, like a baby, then I'll fuck 'em Tits, the ones you got are good to me Tits, no need for plastic fakery Two, just normal make it Take each out and really shake it Tits, they both look fine to me! (Parody I just came up with based on the song "L-O-V-E." Great tune, BTW.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-11-10 06:57pm - 5399 days | #42 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Thanks for ruining a great Nat King Cole song. Now everytime I hear "LOVE" I'll be thinking about TITS. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-12-10 01:53pm - 5399 days | #43 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I would've done "ASS" but that's only three letters and off the topic. (Maybe "ARSE" ? ...) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-12-10 05:12pm - 5398 days | #44 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
What about butt? Rear? Tail? Okay, I'll stop... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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06-10-10 04:52pm - 5308 days | #45 | |
Doug62 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 19 Registered: May 08, '07 |
I found this website, Good news, It is anti boobjob Bad news, It is anti mens' obsession http://www.007b.com/ | |
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06-16-10 02:28pm - 5303 days | #46 | |
Robin68 (0)
Suspended Posts: 17 Registered: Mar 23, '10 Location: canada |
Right On, so many good looking babes had to go and get a boob job eg Teagan Brigette Kirkove to name a few. I liked the way they looked before, now it like balloons stuck on their chests. What a waste. Robin68 Robin68 | |
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06-16-10 02:44pm - 5303 days | #47 | |
nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
Nat King Cole is untouchable http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAYJYxbJv...&feature=related Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. | |
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06-16-10 05:55pm - 5302 days | #48 | |
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Nat ha sido mi cantante favorito por siempre - pero el canta en espanol como un gringo. hmmm... tildes not allowed : - ( Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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06-16-10 11:46pm - 5302 days | #49 | |
nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
Well, he is fantastic, anyway. RB, your spanish is fine. RB, i'm sure that you've read Ambrose Bierce's The Devils Dictionary. Here is a little gem: INFANCY, n. The period of our lives when, according to Wordsworth, "Heaven lies about us." The world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. Edited on Jun 16, 2010, 11:54pm | |
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06-17-10 01:35am - 5302 days | #50 | |
poornblog (0)
Suspended Posts: 1 Registered: Jun 17, '10 Location: nyc |
For me it depends on how pretty you are, and if your hands cant fit over your boobs there to small lol. i see nothing rong with boob jobs, unless there reallyyyyy big i dont see a point in getting anything bigger that cant fit over a guys hands www.PoornBlog.com My faviorte porn blog | |
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