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| 07-06-12 04:37am - 4552 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
PU Members with Vaginas In another thread, Heather mentioned the possibility of her listing those things that will make a woman squirm in bed. I invite all PU members who have vaginas to do the same. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-06-12 04:46pm - 4552 days | #2 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended  Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I guess I'll begin.  I think the first thing to emphasize is that women are mysterious, elusive, endlessly fascinating, complex. (You may elect to use different descriptors.  ) Men, on the other hand, are relatively predictable.  That difference is reflected in our bodies. A man's organ is fairly straightforward. Its purpose is pretty much clear from its appearance. Here's an analogy: when you pick up a ball, you know instinctively that it's designed to be thrown -- no instruction manual necessary. Well, it's clear what a penis is for, and while you'll rightly point out that some women are better at handling your johnson than others, what a woman needs to do is pretty obvious -- not a lot of variation there -- and the results are predictable. Not so with the feminine species. Our cave of wonders is secretive, hidden by folds, requiring exploration. And because no two women are alike, the results of your work aren't predictable. Consider these friends/acquaintances of mine: --one cannot achieve orgasm unless she's penetrated; others don't enjoy being penetrated at all except by a penis (i.e., no fingers, no toys) --one can achieve orgasm merely by having her nipples caressed; another has nipples that aren't sensitive, and she thus finds no enjoyment in having them sucked, squeezed, etc. However, if her breasts are gently shaken from side to side, *that's* arousing --some love gentle rubbing of their vaginas; others love to grind their clitoris hard against whatever's available; one of my friends masturbates by staring at a dot on the wall and blocking everything else out until she has an orgasm (though intense rubbing of her clit); another places lit candles around the bathtub, imagines an elaborate scene for an hour or more, and eventually is carried away to O-land --some love dirty talk; others are deeply offended by name-calling (same with rough play) You get the point. You have to read the signs. If you're getting soft moans and movements that match yours, you're golden; if she's silent and still, time for Plan B. Also, recognize that women's bodies have lots of unexpected spots that are surprisingly arousing (on the neck, for example, or the inner thigh, or the back of the leg, etc.). But those areas change from woman to woman, and we don't always know what those spots are. We depend on our lovers to help us discover those places. Even those of us who can bring ourselves to orgasm still don't know all of the hidden treasures contained in our own vessels. Part of the joy of lovemaking is learning such stuff. So take your time, be creative, explore from head to toe, enjoy the experience (and let her know you're enjoying it ... we love to be told we're exciting you). Oh, and be careful, because you might run into a woman who slaps her knees together when she orgasms. Like me. So be prepared to read the signs and get your head out of there just in time.  I hope that helped at least somewhat. Now get to work -- you've got some exploring to do.  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-07-12 07:17am - 4551 days | #3 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Good reply Heather! It's all true too, inasmuch as I've had all those experiences with lovers over the years... except having my head crushed like a melon by her thighs. Know anything about Kegeling? I once met a woman with that type of control showing me I had no control - fits Megan Fox's quote. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-07-12 01:06pm - 4551 days | #4 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Heather, that in fact was not a good reply. It was a great reply. You give wings to words. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-07-12 02:56pm - 4551 days | #5 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
This might sound cheesy, I know, but this post made my week.  Thanks, Micha -- a big hug to you. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-08-12 06:25pm - 4550 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Venturing herewith from this male's observation: I must respectfully commend you on your superb command of the language, as well as the eloquence with which you use to assemble your thoughts here on this forum. What you're contributing is a joy to read and be a part of. Having said that, I then trust, from a male's point of view, that we can diplomatically lock horns on any matter of gender disagreement that may arise -- preferably without deployment of hit men wielding baseball bats targerting knees.  For beginners, Heather says: (in complimentery fashion) 1) "Women are mysterious" .... That speaks for itself. It's common knowledge nobody's yet been able to understand or figure them out. 2) They're "elusive": Indeed... here today, gone tomorrow. 3)"endlessly fascinating": To that I agree entirely. Check out her rear, and you have the end of her that' s fascinated the lowest peasants all the way up to the royalty of Kings. 5) "complex": Beyond the shadow of a doubt. 6) "A man's organ is fairly straightforward" (is there a pun intended there, Heather)? 7) " be careful, because you might run into a woman who slaps her knees together when she orgasms. Like me. So be prepared to read the signs and get your head out of there." The hell with my head, it's my balls that I'd worry about Edited on Jul 08, 2012, 06:35pm | |
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| 07-09-12 09:15am - 4549 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I am recalling this last weekend at a large car show. There were these guys standing on the side lines and two hot girls in a red Boss 302 Mustang crosses their path. The guys try and make the women notice a water leak ( there is none ) but it does not work and they pass by. In reverse, no women standing on the side lines would try these stunts guys do. Women love to be hunted, and subtly they hunt you but you'll never know it. Were those girls interested in those guys? I'll never know, but they loved being hunted non-the less. I am not female but was raised with only females and found a few tricks myself thank to that arrangement. 1. Tip one, become her friend, if you can pull that off first and try nothing else you might have a shot. Many times women want what they can not have and if you are friends but do not let on you want more, she may hunt you. The cool thing is Guys invite girls, however if you are her friend she'll call you for a date cause it is not a date and therefore safe. I have had married women and non do this. The trick to it is be a real friend. If your fake she'll pick up on the glances at her ass and they game will now be over. 2. Tip two, when it comes to sex, listen to her body. Guys get all horned up and forget how to do anything other then intercourse. Don't try and get laid if you want sex, try and develop a sex partner. True some women like you to get right to it some foreplay, guess what you can do both if you take a little time to see where it goes. They key is often while your still dressed. Do you undress yourself or each other ? If you let her undress you, then you are developing a sexual relationship. If you get naked yourself and go after her with a male stick. She might enjoy the sex. But it may be short lived. Depends on the outcome you want ! CT Since 2007 | |
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| 07-09-12 07:14pm - 4549 days | #8 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
HAHA! That's what you get for being "straightforward," graymane.  I loved your post!  I have a weakness for punsters.  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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