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| 06-03-12 08:13pm - 4585 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Let's jus' say YOUR inspiration indeed had a lot to do with it.  BTW, big guy...... did you pass on this story on to sibling jberry168? Edited on Jun 06, 2012, 08:41pm | |
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| 06-03-12 08:05pm - 4585 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Glad you liked it, Sir Denner. Twas the precise reason why I threw it out there. Your reply, as always, is mightily appreciated .... and I hardily thank you for jumpin' in.  | |
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| 06-03-12 07:49pm - 4585 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
In retrospect, it might've been better if my balls, too, wern't up to pullin' that kind of thing off. Had'a do something , though, to get his attention.... I thought about helping myself to some of his medical stuff with which I could use to stuff my bathroom cabinets -- you know, like compensation for my time -- it's worth something, too, don't you know? But it's a certainty that'll never happen.... jus' ain't in my nature to do anything even approaching that... My parents taught me better. | |
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| 06-02-12 09:11pm - 4586 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I try to create a relaxed exchange with all my doctors. And with Some I can joke around -- (so it is with my Pulmonary Specialist, who always goes over the time limit during our appointments ....because, I'd like to belive, he simply enjoyes my company. (yeah, right) Seems I got bum-lungs.... don't know why, never smoked nor inhaled anything toxic I know of; Unfortunately, though, the condition has spawned a myriad of other health problems.... all of which we're monitoring. On My last visit, however, there was an unusual length of time wherein I was seemingly left to just languish in one of his waiting rooms. As time went on, naughty thoughts started filling in the void -- after which I put one of them into action: I withdrew a paper-towel from over the basin, neatly rolled it into a ball and laid it on a seat adjoining his desk. When he finally came into the small examing room, he glanced at the towel but immediately got down to the business of discussing my case. After that was over and we tamely exchanged our usual barbs, I pointed to the towel and said: "by the way, Doc, I hope you don't mind but I got so bored, waiting so long, that I took the liberty of masturbating." I then added: "not to worry, I deposited my seamen in that paper towel close by where you're setting. Had to put it there cuz I couldn't find a trash can anywhere." Our visit ended shortly thereafter, and as he bade me farewell, looking down at the damp towel as he was walking out the door said: "when you leave be sure to take THAT with you." However, outside but still within ear-shot.. I shouted out: "GOTTCHA."  True story | |
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| 06-02-12 12:44am - 4587 days | #49 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well, nipping at the heels of 80 is one thing. And, as I get uncomfortably close to that number come Oct....... I believe messmer might be the only one who trails that's even close. (Anybody else out there who's that old?) | |
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???| 06-01-12 08:29pm - 4587 days | #47 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Where you been, partner? (messmer) Your recent unexpected, sort'a long absence, kind'a put a scare in this old codger. Wasn't it you who said we PU elders need to stick together. Your reputation is gold around this here parts, young man. Let us know before you again go AWOL, you heah!  | |
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| 06-01-12 08:07pm - 4587 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
During those times when I contemplate the extraordinary importance of this great site, I somehow feel compelled to do more to perpetuate it's ongoing existance..... even to the point of bequeathing a tidy sum to help insure this outcome.  And to you, jberry, although I'm less of a fan for your deep-throating passion, I am convinced your avant-garde contrubution to our forum/reviews are unique, keyed pearls worthy of a special kind of recognition.  And in that regard, an idea hatched for figuring in enough to fully finance any porn star of your choosing, to come to you with the sole purpose of delivering a mind-blowing, unforgettable, superseding, no-holds-bar, deep-throat performance.... umatched to even far-exceed her previous on-screen scenes. I'll let the PU honchos know after I talk it over with my consigliere -- and that would be before the next date on which to decide on making changes to my will.  | |
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| 06-01-12 04:30pm - 4587 days | #44 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Gives new meaning to "kangaroo justice." | |
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| 05-31-12 06:46pm - 4588 days | #42 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I guess I misinterpred the story..... I took it to mean Australia was the place that was giving the site all this grief. Either/or ..... Judging from what posts I've scanned already, I still agree Abby Winters are being somewhat dragged over the coals, as far as the laws in question are concerned. Appreciate you bringing this to my attention, Pat. | |
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| 05-31-12 04:24pm - 4588 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
In the usual tradition of our great leader, we are granted another gesture of well-being and tiding for this recent holiday. Sir ...... and may it go, as well, for you and yours. | |
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| 05-31-12 03:53pm - 4588 days | #40 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This whole undertaking is indeed a sad state of affairs. This reminds me of an era here when my taxes was paying undercover people to scope out wankers in darken adult movie theaters and have them arrested. Hell, man , it was so dark in those smut-dens that one couldn't even see their own hands, for crying out loud! The proven site quality and track record of Abby Winters will, undoubtably, sucessfully carry it to better havens. So, whatever, or whereever, they'll land on their feet. If Abby Winters should , sadly, move their act to another region..... I certainly hope (smile) they continue to incorporate that incomparabley delightfully Aussie dialect.  | |
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| 05-31-12 02:41pm - 4588 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Jus' when I think I've seen the finest ass out there, along comes another one that trumps it. I think even our own high-rankin' anal aficionados, who grace this great site, would be hard-pressed to come up with a solid answer to this inquiry. My take on the Visual superlatives of this phenomenal part of a woman's anatomy is that it will never fade into normalcy ......it's structure jus' keep gettin' built better and better. An' thank the powers that be for that!  | |
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| 05-25-12 01:35am - 4595 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Welcome to our world, Doctor Blues .... reeeally like your astute kind of observation... an' the way you're puttin' into play. I, and I trust speak for many, many of my fellow PU stalwarts on this matter of assholes spittin', slappin', as well as other abusive methods of trying to show one's aberrant power over his female partner, applaude your positive thoughts and contribution. Stay with us on this (growing) asinine practice ... maybe it'll speed-up barrowing into the shit-loaded skulls of those who churn out this garbage that there's definitely something very wrong with this picture. | |
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| 05-25-12 12:47am - 4595 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Dang! If'n you wanna get answers that offers info on any odd or hard-to-find porn stuff out there ..... 'ol jberry's gotta be your man. If'n he ain't got it, Pat, PU's walkin'-talkin' encyclopedia of this broad genre usually will. Tip of the hat is in order for these two well informed regulars ... always ready to help our newbies.  Edited on May 25, 2012, 01:48am | |
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| 05-12-12 09:25pm - 4607 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I took a couple hits by regional pricing to finally wake me up. Because the previous posters to this thread so remarkedly conveyed about this bate-an-switch-like practice: I'm recharged to where I can see more clearly now..... well, almost. My take?.. if it's suspicous, in fine print, or cleverly shrouded by cluttered web trash, it might pay to give the pages a through perusal.  | |
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| 04-28-12 06:01pm - 4621 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Don't despair, my good man. I think I join many others by saying that your story was indeed just great. Even at my age, I got a "rise" out of it. Funny thing about writin' erotic stories in this kind of forum..... a lotta people will read and love it, but its not something too many respond to. It's a diversion. And that can be a good thing. I've written a few of these myself, and frankly, at first I felt the same way you're taking it -- I mean, about feeling a lack of interest from members. There's a line in a movie somewhere about deceased pro baseball players that incarnates to once again play but have no ballpark; and it fits well in summing this up: "You build it, and they will come." BTW... If you go back and check out some of my past threads, some are stories I authored that I think eventually caught on pretty well. I wouldn't give up on it, if I were you.  | |
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| 04-28-12 05:08pm - 4621 days | #23 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You digress not, my worthy PU Brothern. Ties are a pain-in-the-ass for me too . But you deliver a better punch. In fact, I observe intently just about all you give us in your comments. Lotta things we see differently, though, but that's the idea behind a good forum..... an we got the best. BTW... I wonder if the bills (front part) were removed from ball caps -- would they still wear them backwards?  | |
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| 04-28-12 04:26pm - 4621 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'm editing my initial post, because I kinda lost it when I'm seeing what you were asking us to agree to here; some heady stuff, presumably with a loving wife of over a decade of faithful marraige who's placating her husband's wishes to do these things he's proposing. My initial reaction could be construed as a tad acrimonious -- so in an attempt to withdraw from anything capable of it being taken out of context, allow me to start all over. So Let me get this straight: You've now "progressed from lovemaking with your venerable wife of ten years "to fucking." I can only decipher from that is you're shooting for "rough sex." If that's true, I can only ask why! You say she likes getting slapped and having her hair in your grip? OK, I guess if it ain't broke, why fix it. The mare thought, however, of your wanting to "cum in her mouth" is patently appauling. Judging from your words, She doesn't appear to be in favor of that kind of stuff, anyway. Of course, the fraternity of husband and wife certainly opens the door to just ask her. But, the fact you've already cum in her mouth three or more times leaves me to wonder if there could be some force at play here. "Cram it in her mouth?" You've got to be one of the luckest men on earth if (only out of love) she submits to that..... as well as giving you the green light to some of the other porn-related inquiries. Leave it to the porn-peddlers, my friend. They're gettin' big, big bucks for what you're advocating. And I really don't think they themselves practice on their wives what they're dishing out to subscribers. But that's just my opinion. Some of my PU colleagues may well be otherwise cemented in your corner on this one.  Edited on Apr 29, 2012, 03:11pm | |
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| 04-26-12 01:20am - 4624 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
It's another one of those "attention-getting-things." These self-induced latter-day machismos are telling us: "hey, look, I ain't conforming to no community standards or have anything to do with that crowd. I'm different.' "Look at my ass-backward ball cap, serrated jeans; pants drooping to the crack of my ass, multiple piercings and tats. Don't that jus' amaze you?" "Acknowledge me, you dull-ass bunch of conformists. C'mon, admit I've made an impression." These neanderthals do get their wish, however -- because sane people will sate the offender's misguided lust for recognition by showing subtle signs of mentally evaluating these and other possessive shortcomings that oftentimes evoke the reaction the offenders perceive and are looking for. | |
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| 04-19-12 01:56am - 4631 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Plagierism, pure and simple. Better be lookin' over your shoulder for awhile Big Guy. | |
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| 04-12-12 12:10am - 4638 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This might be your girl. I've no means to provide a link, but the short video clip with a watermark: GirlsOutWest.com might be your ticket. She looks like her, and has the same name. But so do so many others. There were a generous number of videos of her... appears to have been uploaded by an Australian source This all came from SkinVideo... properties only yielded this URL http://old.skinvideo.com/all/search?fiel...mp;query=-1387007192 Good luck..... sorry if it ain't the model. | |
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| 04-11-12 11:18pm - 4638 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This stirs the memory of another simular celebrated case, one about an Ecuadorean manicuris, who waited until John Wayne Bobbitt, her then alledged abusive husband, fell asleep, whereafter she methodically excised his penis with a razor, after which she disgarded it into some roadside bushes. John (aside from awakening to undiscribable pain and a geyser of blood emanating from a stumpy remains) was lucky, though, because his member was retrived in time to have it sowed back wherein it maintained function. John's sudden media popularity made him a shoo-in for racy celluloid and he went on to star in some porn movies. The smut venders however spit him out after the hoopa-la blew-over and the novelity worn off. Lorena Bobbitt (the razor-weilding wife) was later aquitted, and I dare say have established her name forever within the ranks of Black-widows/spousal-maiming dot com. Maybe this particular act of female reprisal will catch on, thus scaring hell out'a husbands who are less than caring and who have a propensity to stray. Like, you know, a wakeup call ..... but with one eye always open. | |
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| 04-05-12 12:39am - 4645 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
The fleshlight houses' a soft substance to cradle the penis ..in addition to some models that are lined inside with layers of little projectiles to enhance stimulation. These would certainly be more comfortable, but up to now they've lacked moving parts consisting of a vibrator and stroker...as well as a vacuum pump -- all or part of which are paramount in order to provide the results you're seeking. | |
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| 04-05-12 12:10am - 4645 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Sorry, metcn, but if I read you right, your idea won't fly.... Being a webmaster 'an all, you should know that the rear-end (what you're calling an "ass") sorely lacks the volume of sensory nerve receptors as does its front-side pubic neighbor -- for a tongue machine being " very exticed" (sic) So "licking" is off the table for creating "exticed" (sic). But thanks anyway for the thought. | |
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| 04-04-12 05:12pm - 4645 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Naturally, I'm glad you bought this subject up....(Pun poorly intended).... it's a subject long overdue. From my early youth, when I discovered the pubic sprout nestled between my legs lovingly rewarded me with these heavenly sensations, when I gently stroked it, I've subsequently been steadily workin' the little fella overtime ever since. Years Later, When asked by older guys if I were gettin' any pussy, I gave a truthful answer, one which kept me in the class of a "made guy." You ready for this? I said "yeah, I'd say, "off-hand" I'm gettin' all I can handle."........groan! As life went on, I found the continued "rewards" from my trusted attachment never waned.... in fact he was favored over many women who didn't measure up to gettin' it up. But the ravages of age has took a toll out on Oscar. He tries hard (puns are improving)..... but jus' can't come through as often when I call on him. Enter battery-operating masturbators.... In short, Both Oscar and I have gotten our life back. Unfortunately, Oscar is a might jealous... cuz these motorized stimulators have produced "rewards" generously surpassing either Oscar or some of the many women I've laid. Only problem with these machanical suckers (groan-groan) is that they generally don't hold up. From my source, They're seemingly and purposely hermetically sealed and made to self-distruct, so as being un-repairable and giving owners no chance but to buy another one. And sellers know their product is addictive.... so far the only fly in the ointment. | |
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| 04-01-12 05:51pm - 4648 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Very compelling statement, Micha. Extraordinaraly well written and thought-provoking -- but a tad blasphemous. Guess the Nuns and zelots lacked the fervor and persuasion necessary to win you over. I'll say hello to Lucifer for you, since I'll be preceding you on our eventual trek to the here-after. Look me up upon your arrivel. I'll be amounst the legions of porn-obsessed souls who'll likely be watching porn on big-screen, hopefully somewhere away from the flames.  | |
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| 04-01-12 05:14pm - 4648 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
C'mon, lighten-up a little. I ain't out-right condemning or saying porn is a going-to-hell evil. It just makes sense to me that it carries negative vibes that kids just aren't ready for. Matter of fact, if I were a kid in today's world I'd be elbow-deep in porn. My war against getting caught would have to demand astute ways of hiding whatever would get me into trouble -- Some of which might be akin to a dependable non-conspicious object to prop against my bedroom door. Among other things, available proximity to and time-consumming access to a bathroom where I won't be disturbed. I'd be busy. But in the wrong way. And based on my current obsession with porn, I can readily see where (in my youth) the time I'd have devoted to titillating material would've stripped me of an interest in getting an education or preparing for where I am today. At the expense of trimming the message I attempted to convey in my earlier #3 post .... I suppose I can't positively say this applies universally, but, to me and like-minded kids growing up..... Hence, Therein would lie the crux.  | |
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| 03-31-12 05:17pm - 4649 days | #28 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I thought there were something in the rules regarding beauty contests that specifies "enhancements" disqualifies a contestant. In this case, the former guy has to be loaded with them. Whatever, I think they should let him/her on in. On stage, Lets jus' hope her voice don't come out baritone when required to give an oratory.  | |
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| 03-31-12 04:45pm - 4649 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
The minds of young kids are fertile and impressionable.. like a sponge, their brain absorbs things that interest them and, it follows they're more apt to precipitantly act upon them. I feel the current availability of porn is, and will indeed effect a youth unfavorably. But the business of porn is an entrenched, power-driven, twelve billion dollar, burgeoning industry that isn't likely to slow down for anything in it's path....even if it possibly means prematurely, sexualy directing the mind and actions of our youth.  | |
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| 03-26-12 07:15pm - 4654 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks guys, to all those of you who've already passed on thumbs-up support, as well as the others who have taken the time to read what I had to say...It's this kind of thing that reinforces what I'm trying to get across. I know at times I tend to go "over the top" with my rants, and maybe this was one of them. So, let me qualify some of those things mentioned that might be reaching the toes of some of my fellow members ...... Drugs: I have no qualms with recreational use. It's the point at which a user gets that it interferes with livelihoods and harms those who love him/her that qualifies as being destructive and therefore should be dealt with in whatever manner necessary to remedy the grip it has on the victim. As for the source and those who're pumping the stuff into our country is concerned, I say throw the book at'em. Booze: Been there, done that. It was a joy ride when I used to swim in the stuff, but too many times the side-effects from imbibing too heavily invites memories I'd like to forget. Offer to buy me a beer today, however, .... and I'd say YEAH! Nuttin' against moderation.Cheatin' and stealin'........ well, anything now that falls under the heading of taking what don't belong to you ranks right up there close to murder. The mental beating I'm taking from the theft of my inheritance, and the damaging psychological anguish that's followed me to this day, and seemingly will until I take my last breath, is not only a theft but a declaration of abandoned love from a parent who went to his grave possessing that false emotion. It's a damed tough pill to swallow.  | |
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| 03-25-12 09:44pm - 4655 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I ain't gonna dwell on this lest I elicit deep-sea yawn-a-mania. But indulge me, please, it's been awhile since my last thread. I'm inspired by JBerry's recent entry. First, have you noticed: tinsel-town, New York, Washington, along with some other high-profile megalopolis here in the US-of-A kind'a taking on some frightening characteristics of a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah? O'hum... Graymane (carting bum-knees) gingerly steppin' onto his soapbox:  Our current powers that be, in addition to lack making impossible headway trying to patch up the horrendously battering rape of this country, carried out by eight full years by a profoundly inapt, reckless, daft, imbecilic, unsound, rathole-piss-away-spending-Republican bunch of jackasses, are still dragging their feet controling the proliferation of drugs that are getting the wrong people obscenely richer. Endless varieties of uppers, as well as other differing sundries of mind-alternating plant sources, medicinal opiates, and whatever other addictive poisons are out there ... as evidenced in small part by the life-taking of a swelling number our talented artists. I've seen the distruction of over a half-dozen families just on my block, from drugs. My next door neighbor (a hardend user) was shot and killed by police recently for behavior resulting from drugs. Sobriety, for whatever reason, is increasingly becoming a stranger for an alarming number of humankind. I've got a non-supportive habitual drunk father living on one side of me, and, from the busy traffic and other revealing events going on with my new neighbors on the other side, I have strong suspicions they're dealing. Compounded by the fact a new Mercedes rests in their driveway. On a different level, Cheating and stealing appears to be losing it's distain -- coupled with doing unto others what you can get away with -- almost wins a badge of honor anymore. Identity theft now can easily happen to anybody. as well as strange hands getting into your money. Case in point ... and why I'm currently living in this less-than-favorable-neighborhood. My late father's "Christian" bookkeeper (who, he had chosen because she earlier kept the books for the church he attended...and trusted also for being my late mother's supposedly "best friend) managed to manipulate dad's weaken state of health (advanced Parkinsons), lied that I was putting him in a nursing home and steal his money, hence, resulting in getting away with my entire inheritance. This, After being at his side as a caregiver 24-7 for his last four years of total and complete disability. Her pillage included: Our home, worth well over a half a Million. All his rental properties; sold and hundreds of thousands of dollars pocketed by she and her family -- not to mention dad's lawyer who, BTW, was also duped by her by cunning. Don't ask me why I didn't take her to court, because she had fixed it so I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting a penny, and, in fact, would only have gone broke myself fighting a case I couldn't win. Sorry I had to get off on that subject, but lettin' it out occasionly is the only therapy I can afford. JBerry's recent thread, opening up a subject that set in motion this eye-opening and enlightened response from some of our PU's guys ... has convincingly won me over that our societal porno misfits, who grace our forum and offer up trustworthy accounts of payable site performance and behavior, thus saving us mucho headaches, are a far sight better informed, and certainly less gullible than a respectable number of mainstream Americana -- and that goes especially for those avid followers of celebrated Bible-thumpers, including those fire-breathing preachers who exhort to unattainable religious principles yet abide untouchable under a cloak of hypocrisy. Bottom line, fellow members........ bravo! this is where it's at. The camaraderie don't get any better than this.  | |
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| 03-23-12 10:44pm - 4657 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I go back even further than 70's porn. I'd even venture to say I was there when porn (as we now know it) exited the womb. And I can say, with some measure of pride, that at the same time, the onset of concupiscence produced and nurtured this seed of addiction that embraced and carried me through the entire ride .... and It's been a hell'va trek. I suppose the most memorable and insane era throughout the growth of this artistic but coarse medium was during the times of strict control and forbiding laws, almost forcing even mild obscenity underground. The interesting result from this period was when the openings of darkend selected theaters hatched and subsequently was the only outlet for we pervs to be allowed to view censured "adult material." We were affectionately known as the "raincoat crowd." I often think: (back then, at the peak of my hormonal overload ) had I the supreme luxury of fast forwarding from those visually oppressed times to the present ....... likend to a starving man suddenly transported to a victual cornucopia. | |
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| 03-23-12 08:40pm - 4657 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I wonder if ol' Rick has a guarded stash we don't know about? Naaaah! you think? | |
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| 03-17-12 05:02pm - 4663 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Deliriously happy this thread has taken on new life. Since you posted this back in '08, this dumb-ass spitting thing has graduated now to unrelenting new heights ... and it appears (gag) its here to stay. This is simply another attention-grabbing filthy piece of action that was introduced, and caught on -- apparently joining the other putrid stuff that's found it's way into porn and obviously designed to satisfy the warped taste of those who're obsessed with body-fluids ... the kinkier the better. I find this growing family of crap so damned repulsive that it sorely temps me to abandon porn completely. Fortunately, there're still sites that hasn't succumbed to this  .. yet can still maintain a decent, profitable following.Damned, I get so riled up every time I unavoidably cross paths with scenes depicting this garbage.  | |
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| 03-16-12 11:33am - 4664 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for the tip-off and bringing this out in the open squirrel.... I need all the help I can get dealing with these guys. | |
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| 03-06-12 06:24am - 4674 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
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Gotta hand it to our exceptionally capable Administrator .... he sure put more perspective in matters I discovered I knew less about that I thought I knew more about.  Hail to our Chief! | |
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| 03-05-12 01:21am - 4676 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
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I'm gonna have to disagree with those who disagree. I think squrrels' suggestions make a world of sense. All, save one, of his seven ideas lacked what needed to be taken into consideration by those to whom they're directed. The one in question having to do with poll selections extended for a week. I might sideline on that one. Indeed, otherwise his ideas are extraordinarily thought-provoking and presumably dwelt with heart and a meaningful purpose. I have to applaud the wisdom associated with this thread, and further denote my wishes that his list is acknowledged by our hierarchy. | |
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| 03-05-12 12:06am - 4676 days | #23 | |
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graymane (0)
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That reminds me, Messmer .... I have boxes of vintage Playboy Mags stored in the attic... some dating back to the 60's and (if not stolen) the fifties. I'm sure there's ample eye candy befitting your taste somewhere embedded in all those copies. I know it's a stretch, but if you think you'd like to have some or all of them and know of a practical shipping method, then you're welcome to them, my friend. Hell, probably wishful thinking, but they may bring more than the freight costs by selling them on EBay or Craigs List. Why haven't I done that? Too lazy and not up to the task, I'd say. If I knew exactly what to look for, I'd leaf through the whole batch and just tear out the pages that I think you'd like. As far as my attachment to the Mags go, well I'm having to move soon and I won't have the space to keep them. dumb perhaps .... but the idea jus' whizzed by me while reading Cyber's post. Oh, if you're tuning in Mister Khan, your keen sense of observation hopefully will relent to this as not being a ploy to sell or dispose of my wares over the internet .... jus' a single proposal dedicating my appreciation and valued association to a fellow PU brother. | |
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| 03-04-12 07:38pm - 4676 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
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About Videos:...how bout' (as well) angled footage Of solos on their backs and going through the motions of a coital hurricane. That would provide great nourishment for many of a voyeur's diet. Couples who're engaged in sex... please: ...less close-ups of the male's hairy ass atop his partner wherein all we can see of her are two legs. While I'm on a roll.... minimize the loud and repetitive utterances, as well as other obvious fakeries emanating from the mouths of over-zealous, would-be actresses. Facial expressions are of the utmost importance. Curb the "SMILES' already! Lets have more depictions of expressions fitting the action. Really, how many women are smiling from ear to ear while in the throes of hard-pounding sex? Or, for that matter, models being singularly photographed supposingly projecting an image of erotic substance -- but invariably wearing a painted smile. Incorporate varieites of body language in still scenes ... you know, like those geared to step up our starving hormonal warriors. Finally.... My apologizes, elephant, if'n I got a little too verbose and/or lingered off the subject.. I tend to do that often. | |
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| 03-03-12 07:10pm - 4677 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
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A thought-provoking thread, Sir messmer. If the old adage is true and works for us ..... "What goes around, comes around." then we may choose to interpret that, and another old saying: "the old becoming new again" to mean (with luck) that the porno-entrepreneurials will find good reason to again incorporate some of the grand old porn that got us so immersed in this stuff in the first place. On your behalf, however, what with all the sweat an' tears you've surrendered searching for what's out there that you're longing for but eludes you, it is my fervent wish that within our remaining voyueristically productive lives... that prophesy becomes reality and brings it back around to our liking. | |
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| 03-03-12 05:07pm - 4677 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
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That's a great idea RB! But do it with temporary Tattoos that wash off, of course. | |
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| 02-29-12 08:05pm - 4680 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
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I commented on the flashy tattoo that practically wrapped around her ankle, after which her eyes lit up and a big smile amplified her satisfaction of my having picked up on it. It made her day -- as does similar occurrences going on everywhere for gals who sport these arty blueprints. Tattoos, esp those burned into the delicate skin of women, and particularly those gals in the entertainment industry, are simply there to get attention and fuel protest against the establishment of anything that smacks of change -- moreover and characteristically in the ballpark of mores. If tats went unnoticed, I suspect we'd have mass closings of parlors which have boarded this profitable enterprise, and likely followed by experts marketable at removing them. Further, as this current rage in tattoos wane, which can't fast-forward soon enough -- there'll be widespread evidence of disappointment and regret from those whose skin is marred by those ink-laden instruments of disfigurement. Thus, predictably, will become another welcomed period of enlightenment marked by a turning away from this insidious practice. We'll jus' have to wait, my friends...."This too will pass"  | |
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| 02-21-12 05:33pm - 4688 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
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Yo, Berry...Jus' thought I'd throw in another hurdle you gotta jump once you've settled down to pursing the Newsletter's contents. The questions for the prize money ain't Jeopardy. You'll need to have done your homework. You're smart ... I think you gotta good shot. Me? well.....there's always the pretty pictures. | |
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| 02-21-12 05:02pm - 4688 days | #122 | |
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graymane (0)
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Eh, Capn, may I just wedge my way in here and thank you for your unyielding tenacity in doing whatever you do to bring back our beloved UK-Queen-of-mean for these now-a-day's infrequent visits. Her absence is sorely missed. Ahoy, MistressKent, since I last concluded your wide-spread interests might hint of dabbling in the music business, May I finalize this short treatise by going there and requesting a popular American song that might sum up what a lot of us guys could agree on when it comes to her unique zingers and infectious wit. Song... Bill Wither's "Ain't no sunshine when you're gone." | |
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| 02-17-12 06:47pm - 4692 days | #26 | |
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graymane (0)
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You want my opinion why the pastor kept mum throughout what appears to be a debate? Before I get an onslaught of "NO's", please bare in mind the aforementioned is a rhetorical question. To wit: The preacher-man probably wasn't risking ruining one of his church-bought-shoes by trying to fit it into his mouth. As for Ron.... I've seen some of his lame attempts at comedy, pitch-man and public speaking ....suffice to say, he's better off using his legionary status of porn's-grandpa-of-staying- power .... and stay outta any and all intellectual pursuits or positions of depending on his brain. | |
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| 02-08-12 09:05pm - 4701 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
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Wow! Certainly a road one should avoid at all cost. A self-made curse of that magnitude is almost worse than death itself. Life devoid of those vital functions, and my operational trio managing my sexual-feel-good-receptors -- whom I shall affectionately refer to here as Erecto, Jerko, and orgasmo -- presents a horror too painful to contemplate. Thanks for that valuable info, Bubba. Edited on Feb 09, 2012, 03:25am | |
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| 02-07-12 05:19pm - 4702 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
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I don't know about collectors items... but those mechanical vacuum pumps, strokers, rotors and built in vibrators are about as close to the real thing that's come down the pike. One major caveat... the dammed thing's appetite for batteries would leave the Cookie monster and Pac-man's gobbling power in a cloud of dust This problem is compounded by the fact they're very poorly put together. Every one I've tried was worn-out in a week's time. In fact, Adam and Eve's North Carolina distributors refuses to sell me any more because I've had to send back 100% of what they've sold me. The sensation these gadgets provide, however, is flat-mind-blowing. It's like a good book, once you get into it you can't lay it down. I figure The answer, and forth-coming popularity is clearly kickin' out the rodents who're currently slam-banging them together and gettin' some serious innovators in on the act and start putting some quality in in all phases of self-sexual-stimulation devices. Wouldn't hurt to create some of'm that uses AC power.... I'm guessin' the reason that hasn't come to fruition is because of a fear of law suites piling up from fried cocks. | |
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| 02-03-12 02:41pm - 4706 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
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Had a mad passion for the game in my youth -- when I was actively playing football, as well as other contact sports. But now, I wouldn't walk across the street to join others viewing any sort of sporting event. As it is ... Don't have a NFL team I care a rat's ass about, anyway (the end-zone dancers with their after-touchdown theatrics took care of ruining that for me). Moreover.....(tidbits that go with Superbowl celebration) Don't bet on anything lest I know I'll win, don't get toilet-huggung drunk anymore, got no favorite player, ain't much for talkin' football or following stats on team-performance. I do, however, eschew wasting my time on perpetuating seasonal frivolities..... football being a classic example. A party!.....now that's something different. But that dog ain't gonna hunt because how many women do we have attending anything when it's purpose has to do with "football?" To all the PU football zealots out there salivating over the arrival of this Sunday's Big Game .... I say: HAVE A GREAT TIME... AN' MAY YOUR TEAM WIN! | |
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| 02-01-12 06:15pm - 4708 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
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DUH!!!!! You think? You're however so right, Bubba. These gal's thunderous orgasms, all played out and consummated under the conditions and tensions of background gawkers and crews videotaping, do indeed seem far-fetched. But we're beatin' a dead horse, Bubba. I've embarked on this fakery and phoney squeals in previous threads and postings 'till I'm blue in the face...... nobody's listening. Edited on Feb 01, 2012, 11:07pm | |
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| 01-26-12 07:40pm - 4714 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
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Thanks for the kind remarks befitting this great country, Denner. All the credit for this, as well as other outstanding accomplishments -- ie., the taking-out of bin laden, ending a catastrophically costly and senseless Iraq war, as well as a myriad of priceless other actions of salvation benefiting the U.S, which, for now, will be fought fiercely to stifle by a Republican majority -- is solely the result of a gargantuan, successful effort by our current President. Heaven help us if another cloned Bush-whacker had got-hold of another four years. Hail Obama! | |
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