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nadiencendia (0)
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This is a weirdly specific poll, isn't it? :DDD Has anyone ever been in this situation, or any other situation remotely similar to this?
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09-04-10 01:24am
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Capn (0)
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My immediate thought would be.
Is she up for an 'interesting' photography session?
Cap'n. ;0)
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09-04-10 02:21am
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elephant (0)
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Funny Poll this one, just a random question to ask, made me laugh, sadly I have no sexy neighbors, damn!
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09-04-10 03:03am
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RustyJ (Suspended)
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Somehow I don't see this happening :D
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09-04-10 03:40am
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Drooler (Disabled)
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Borrowing porn these days is like borrowing the air that we breathe, so it would have to be a pretext for something. Is she trying to suss me out as a porn user? Or is she coming on? And at what velocity could her husband slam his fist through a piece of drywall?
But I don't have any sexy neighbors, either. Probably just as well.
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09-04-10 05:01am
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pat362 (0)
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I don't have any sexy neighbors unless you consider
the 18-19yrs daughter of one. She'd classify as sexy but she's a little young for me to have a conversation about porn with her and certainly too young to entertain any other thoughts.
Now if I did have a married sexy neighbor then I still wouldn't lend her any of my porn. A cup of sugar is one thing but porn requires asking what she's looking for and that's just asking for
trouble. Specially when her husband asks her where she got the porn.
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09-04-10 05:27am
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Denner (0)
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No sexy neighbor, alas.
But another string to this:
Had a gorgeous milf (married) close to the family house as a teenager some hundred years ago - man, what fantasies THEN....
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09-04-10 05:52am
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bjajlt362 (0)
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Interesting, I don't make it a secret that I have porn, but to me my porn is very personal so I doubt I'd be willing to lend it out. I would, however, be more than happy to point her in some directions on where to get some.
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09-04-10 08:50am
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Jay G (Disabled)
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Too risky. These situations always come with unexpected baggage...and NEXT DOOR? Not exactly an anonymous encounter no matter what happens!
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09-04-10 12:52pm
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turboshaft (0)
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I smell entrapment, but I wouldn't want to be a rude neighbor either. I mean come on; I think most people would reasonable suspect me to have a healthy porn habit, so it's only natural that my "sexy but very married" neighbor would ask me if she could borrow some.
I'm torn between sharing to be friendly and not sharing in order to keep from getting my legs broken by her husband (or wife, if I'm lucky). Of course he might have already borrowed from me...
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09-04-10 04:58pm
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BrockLion (0)
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I would think that the postwoman had put my mail in her box once too often and I would get a PO Box.
I did get a PO Box for that and other reasons though as far as I know, no porn was mis-delivered.
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09-05-10 06:11am
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Monahan (0)
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REPLY TO #9 - Jay G :
Having had an attractive neighbor approach me in a very suggestive manner I reacted with a lot of caution. Her husband was a coworker of mine (and the Mayor of our little town) who was away on a business trip and she was clearly in need of a little action.
On the one hand, I would have enjoyed parking my pork in her pussy, on the other the consequences could have been severe. On the other hand I didn't want to piss her off or have her think that I found her unattractive, so I simply played the "bumpkin" who didn't seem to catch what she was throwing.
In response to this poll, NFW. (No Fucking Way.) Option 5 for sure.
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09-05-10 12:03pm
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mbaya (Disabled)
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I wish I had a sexy neighbor. I even have to turn down the sound on my porn as they are very nosy. My neighbors on the other side were never friendly and eventually got evicted.
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09-05-10 08:57pm
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Jay G (Disabled)
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REPLY TO #12 - Monahan :
My life experiences agree with you completely, and the "bumpkin" response is the only way to survive. You are so smart. I had to get burned a few times before I caught on to the "bumpkin" reply.
The only thing worse than a neighbor and mayor being pissed at you is a woman next door feeling "scorned"..."Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
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09-06-10 05:41am
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