Current Member for over 3 months (at the time of review).
Pros:
Regular updates
Good quality video
Fairly good acting
Good camerawork
Cons:
Streaming only
Scenes are a bit short; 10-12 minutes where a third is used for the talking at the start.
Bottom Line:
I like this site a lot. Haven't even looked at other pornsites since I've been a member (now around 5 months). Technically I think you can't even call this a pornsite, since there's no real sex here. It's POV, but there's no guy visible.
So how is fake sex good you may think? Personally, I hate seeing the guy in Pov scenes. I can't imagine myself it's me lying there. So for me this is just perfect, but I can imagine it's not for everyone.
To make it all believable, it's very important that everything in the scene is perfect, because even the smallest error may break you out of the fantasy. I'm talking about a camera that is hold too low (so you see her faking it), a noisy camera, or the girl talking while giving a blowjob. Yes I've seen all of these, but they are very, very rare.
I can tell the cameraman is very experienced with filming these kind of movies as they are all very well done.
I also don't see a lot of edits, it's pretty much all just 1 ongoing scene which I find pretty impressive. Ofcourse there are exceptions but all in all the filming is great.
There's a bit of a story element in each scene; A neighbor, stepdaughter, son's girlfriend, etc. confesses she has a secret crush on you, your girlfriend is horny, the girl agrees to have sex with you in exchange for money or a job, etc. etc.
Then she undresses a bit and simulates a blowjob. Mostly there's also some oral simulation on the girl. Then on to the sex; The positions are usually these 3: Cow girl, missionary and doggystyle. Occasionally there's another one but these are used the most. Then at the end there is a (fake?) cumshot.
About the site. Yes it does look dated, but you can search on model and category. The quality of the movies is pretty good. Can't mention download sizes because, well, there's no download button; Yes it's a streaming only site.
Ofcourse this is a way for the webowner to try to protect it from illigal copying, but I don't like this system; The honest viewers are punished and the bad people will find a way somehow.
But it is what it is, and to compensate for the non-downloads, the membership price is very reasonable. You get close to 600 movies and the site updates every 3 days.
In conclusion; I just love this site. As said, it's not for everyone and it's unfortunate there's no video preview on the site because you really have to see it in action to really see what it's like.
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
Looks like there are about 1500 videos
Videos date back to 2004
Good quality streaming videos
Many popular US porn stars here. Many!
Some of the videos are quite good
All videos are dated
Cons:
Videos are STREAMING ONLY
Videos are sold separately for $7.99-8.99 EACH.
Navigation is pretty basic
Navigation is frustratingly slow
Scenarios can be a little monotonous.
Some of the videos will make you laugh out loud.
Bottom Line:
Not sure what to say about this site....
I joined SexPOV and purchased this one as a $10 add on. Both sites are very similar. (I'll try to review SexPOV later.)
I joined because some of the videos looked amusing...and they are. Each video follows some kind of theme script and the range covers every scenario you can think of...everything from baby-sitter, to step-sister, to "jerk-off or my dad will fire you", to a hot alien female that needs your sperm to build a slave army. These are not your typical couple of lines from the girl scenes. They are long, long monologues that I'm surprised most of these girls could pull off (oh, wait, editing).
But I guess scripting like this is kind of typical for the porn stars that are here. Shyla Jennings, for example, has 6 sets. Lexi Bloom has 9 sets. Riley Reid has 14. What isn't typical is that there are no men. None...except a hand once in a while to help with lotion or something.
There are categories for the videos like Amazon, Asians, Babysitter, Boss, bratty girl, college girl, etc. There are some fetish videos too, like foot, bondage, a couple of lactation videos (as in breast pumps) and a bunch of humiliation videos...something for everybody, it seems.
Each video starts out pretty basic and usually innocent. Then the girl has a confession to make or something. She likes you. She found your porn stash. She saw you watching her. She noticed you have a hard-on. She thinks you have a really tiny dick. Whatever. She then usually takes her clothes off so you can jerk off to her. Sounds OK, right? But...
The majority of these scenes really aren't sexy enough to do much...for me anyway. They are cute, and a few of the girls are hot enough, but the simulated sex stuff can be weird and the girls aren't masturbating with you, they are just posing. Posing. Usually not on their backs or their stomachs or in any kind of open position. Just posing. And perhaps this is some kind of fitting joke on their part, but many of the girls only pose, or simulate, or whatever for about 30 seconds, then they are done because, I assume, they believe you are. Weird. Oh, and in a lot of scenes, for some odd reason, the girl will give a jerk-off hand gesture. Really? When, in any real-life situation ever, has a woman actually given you a jerk-off gesture besides in a Detroit strip club or a red light district in a foreign country? Never, that's when. (Yes, it's porn, not real life, but I've never seen a girl do this in a regular porn video without a dick in her hand, have you?) It just seems like an odd slur in a scenario where I'm supposed to be in the room...
The framing is just OK. There are some close-ups, but not nearly enough. Some scenes have no close ups at all. A few of the scenes are nearly clinical. I can't figure out if that is on purpose or if it is related to the talent level of the actress.
There are a few scenes that remind me of the old Twisty's or Danni's scenes where the girl teases the hell out you. These scenes are rarer than a nice tie at Burlington's but there are some if you look hard enough.
My acid test for any porno scene is simple. Turn off the sound. Watch the video. Did it get you off or seriously hard? Yes? It passes. No? It fails. Nearly all of these videos failed.
I mentioned before that I thought the site would be amusing. Well, after watching about 50 of these videos, it can be very amusing. Not necessarily exciting or stimulating, but amusing. Jana Jordan in a scene where she asks her step dad (me, right?) why she can't have a credit card is amusing. She's pretty good, but she is in her 30s, so the step dad scenario was a bit of a stretch.
The videography is generally pretty good. Lighting is good. But the sets look like they are all in somebody's apartment or maybe a house...nothing at all fancy. Many girls have multiple sets with different themes but in the same location and on the same day. Easy gig for them. One day model fee. No sex. Possible royalties from video sales. What's not to like?
OK, here's why I scored it a 72. It is a STREAMING ONLY site! WTF? Now it does stream in 3 speeds (medium high and mega..whatever that last thing is, it doesn't work on my computer), but you can't download anything. No vids, no pictures, nothing. If you want anything to keep, it will cost you...cost you $7 to $9 per video. Yeah. About that. No thanks. There are many other competitive sites that have as good as or better flirt scenes that I can download and keep.
Bottom Line? As far as "simulated sex" sites, this one seems pretty good, I guess. And there is a broad range of scenarios to choose from. But the complete lack of any downloading without paying extra per-download is the deal killer here. If you are into this type of site and you don't mind that you can't keep the videos, give it a shot. Unfortunately, I can't recommend it.
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
-Amazing content
-Variation/Creativity in scene set up
-Many recognizable names
-Varying girl-"types" (busty, petite, average, even some TS [don't worry they're clearly tagged as such])
-Custom vids are available for about $150 (pending model assent)
Cons:
-Homepage is misleading--> False Advertising
-Disreputable billing service
-No downloads included with membership (streaming only)
-Videos are tagged, but there is no option to sort content by tags on the homepage
-Search tools are rudimentary
Bottom Line:
Save your money. JerkOffInstructions.com looked so promising; indeed, if you're a fan of the fetish, you'll not be wanting for some quality work. It is because of the quality of the work that this site gets any positive rating at all.
Unfortunately, jerkoffinstructions.com has a long way to go. First, and most importantly in my book, the homepage is misleading. If you go to their website, their homepage will boast over 500 Downloadable videos. However, after you've shelled out $20 for membership (through ccbill, which is growing increasingly disreputable if the spam I've received since joining is to be any indication) you'll find that what you've paid for is access to streaming videos only. If you want to download a clip, you'll have to pay another $9.99 (at the least) per clip. This is a major downside, if I had known what the membership was buying me, I never would have bought it.
In addition, the site is amateurish with very little thought given the user experience.
There are over 500 videos (at least the site doesn't lie about that) but search options allow you to either a)select a model (by name only, no pictures, bios, etc) or b) guess as to what tags might be available and enter it into the search box. While you can click on the tags listed underneath a video once you've found one (and thus see all the videos with that tag) it is horribly inefficient and the user has no clue as to the number of different tags for content there are.
These sorts of lapses are inexcusable for a membership site. Full disclosure of membership benefits on the homepage (not in fine print) is so fundamentally basic that I can't excuse it. Site usability is a secondary factor, but is so poorly done in this case as to not warrant a score.
+5 points for having hot-girls and hot situations. Save your money or go to another site.
Was a member approx. 1 month prior to this review.
Pros:
- Unique content
- Wide variety of fetishes (something for everyone)
- Updated daily
- Over 500 videos
- Active forum
- Site owner very receptive to feedback
- Custom videos available
- Easy to navigate
Cons:
- FLV videos only (downloadable)
- Video quality varies
- HD videos have to be purchased from clips4sale site
- No sex on the site. It's all about talking and fantasy
Bottom Line:
Jerkoff Instructions is a site that offers unique content that is centered around hot women talking dirty to you. It boasts over 500 videos and is updated daily. It covers a large variety of fetishes from feet to diapers as well as more mainstream stuff too. If you can't find your particular fetish drop by the forum and make a request for it. If it's not against the law the sites owner will probably try to make it happen. You can also request models. There are also occasional contests to win custom videos in the forum, you can order custom videos for around $150 if the model you want is available and willing to do what you're looking for. The site is easy to navigate, you can search by model or by keywords.
Videos can only be downloaded and streamed in FLV format. If you want another format you have to buy the video from there clips4sale site. The FLV videos quality varies from video to video, but is over all decent. Lastly some people (not me) may see it as a negative that there's no sex in the videos, (there is nudity) the videos are for the most part about the dirty talk and the fantasy of what the video is about. There are a few sites out there that offer similar types of videos but I've never seen one that does it as well as this one. Over all if you're a fan of dirty talk (like I am) then you should probably check out Jerkoff Instructions. If that's not your thing then pass on this one.
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