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| 06-07-12 05:38pm - 4581 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A realistic view resulting from the rough stuff one might see in today's porn Married just out of High School, now in their early 50’s, Todd and his wife, Beebe, share an uneventful sex life. It’s been generally slam-bam-thank you-ma’am -- With Todd immediately rolling off and peacefully drifting into La-La Land; Whilst Beebe curls up and silently completes her pleasure with busy fingers and harboring thoughts of images wherein she's cavorting with big, romantic, male movie stars. On this night, Todd would be late getting home, having accepted an after work invitation to watch some of his Co-worker’s porn collection. Later, Having just finished a late dinner, and, as it is with Todd in respect for Beebe’s work preparing it, he takes over the job cleaning up. Todd is always looking for ways to please Beebe. Afterwards, wrapping themselves in each other’s arms, as they cuddle on the sofa to watch TV, Todd tells Beebe he has some surprises for her when they launch into this evening's love-making. Beebe is excited! “What,” she pleds. Tell me; I can’t wait." "Well, continues Todd, not that our sex isn’t already the best.... But I'm convinced I’ve now discovered ways of making it even better -- And you know me, honey-puss, anything to make you happier.” "But I’m OK with the way it is, purrs Beebe. What could you possibly do to make it better?" "Maybe a little diversion would do wonders,' said Todd. Earlier, at Gregs house, I got into watching some of his porn. And you know what? You can’t imagine the fun those couples on video was having. I mean, this guy doing way-out stuff that was driving his partner wild with pleasure. You had’a see she was really into it by all the loud ohoos and ahhhs, screamin, an all that gimme-more talk she was doing." Note.... (by this time, readers will rightfully conclude that Todd is a few french-fries short of a happy-meal.) Bebee, smiling as she lay beneath the covers, has her eyes focused on Todd as he disrobes and hurriedly hops into bed and climbs atop Beebe’s plump frame. Expecting Todds usual ritual of hand-pumping his member until it’s ripe for entry, Beebe is shocked, as Todd lowers his head between her legs and commences to munch on the hairy surface of Beebe’s vagina. "What on earth are you doing" shouted Beebe! Todd, his mouth glistening with fluids Beebe had produced ahead of time to get a jump-start to a hopeful miracle orgasm, lifts his head and announces he’s doing a cunt-a-lingus. Beebe is mortified. "What would Rev.Mcfadden say if he knew what you’re doing. He’d throw us both out of church. And God forbid should this get out amongst it’s women members." Oblivious to Beebe’s clit, Todd’s mouth is chomping away everywhere else but where it's supposed to, while Beebe, aghast at what was happening, was making an effort to wiggle free. Finally getting the message, Todd moves up and grabs a tit in each hand. After squeezing and sucking on them very gently, he begins slapping them from side to side. As Beebe is recoiling from this insane action, glaring up at her husband, she begins pounding his chest with both hands. "That wasn't in the video, Sugar-puss" pipes Todd; but that’s good. Get it out." Beebe then turns over. "Wonderful," calls out Todd. Now, Honey I’m gonna really do something new that I’ve just learned" -- Whereupon Todd vigorously slaps the cheeks of Beebe’s ass. "Have you gone mad, Todd," Beebe yells out. "You’re angry, responds Todd. That means you unconsciously are getting turned on, I betcha." Then, going for the ultimate stimulus that's supposed to create a crescendo of sexual pleasure, Todd inserts his erect penis deep into Beebe’s anus. Beebe is now painfully petrified, lying motionless on her abdomen with eyes affixed to the headboard. As Todd’s scrotal sensations begin to peak, and ejaculation only moments away, he physically turns Beebe over, and, as Beebe’s mouth opens wide from the horror of the unbelievable events she’s experiencing, Todd ejaculates a strong, forceful jet of cum directly into Beebe’s open mouth. As Todd dismounted and fell upon his back, lying there in the aftermath of one of the strongest orgasms of his long life, Beebe suddenly breaks away, grabbing a pair jeans on her way out the door. Hurriedly, Beebe gets into their car, and speeds away on route to her mom’s house. After telling mom of the brutal behavior beset upon her by a crazed spouse, the insistence from mom, and later from their clergy, all got their heads together. Days pasted. After repeated calls to his wife, that went unanswered, and visits to the home of Beebe's mom -- resulting in a peace warrant issued to his door -- The final blow came when two weeks later, he opened a letter from her lawyer. Why? he kept asking himself --still puzzled the rough new-age sex play overwhelmingly effecting his judgment in the porn flicks had anything to do with his predicament. The end  Note from the author: THE PORNERS DO IT FOR THE MONEY, GUYS! (Of course you knew that) | |
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| 06-07-12 08:23pm - 4581 days | #2 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
The morale of the story should instead be: Talk to your spouse. I'm assuming the author's note was intended to be the morale, but I feel it misses the mark in a similar way that Todd's good intentions missed the mark with his replication of the behaviour depicted in the gonzo porn film he'd recently watched. Some people find this behaviour erotic, others don't. Yes, porn stars are performing for cash - but that doesn't mean no one behaves this way in their own bedroom on their own time. A good rule of thumb I've run across is that if you can imagine an activity, any activity, then it exists as a sexual fetish for someone. The tragedy of this story is not the depiction of extreme and frequently misogynistic sexual behaviour in popular gonzo pornography, but instead that a loving, enthusiastic, and sexually active 30+ year partnership was destroyed by a simple lack of communication. It is a common situation but no less saddening. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 06-07-12 11:34pm - 4581 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
My compliments to Toadsith, for his keen observance and superb analysis of this thread. His reply contained a wealth of thought-provoking critique, thus making a broader case for this sad commentary. However, what Toadsith failed to grasp is that this wasn't meant to portray a real-life occurrence, but clearly a representation, pictorial or literary, in which the subject's distinctive features or peculiarities are deliberately exaggerated to produce a comic or grotesque effect. A caricature, if you will. | |
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