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01-09-15  08:14pm - 3635 days Original Post - #1
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My story dramatizing a heated distaste for endlessly long close ups

Bullet Harrilson Runs a tight ship. The nickel-dime porn site he started just a few short years back has surprisingly taken-off ... finding it's way now on the heels of some major players.
Thanks to his adoring wife, and a small number of her hottie friends whom she persuaded to join her as models to help get things started ...... hyped by promises of the probable chances of this choice being a gateway possibly to bigger and better things down the line in the business of making movies.
Reputations be dammed, having their image introduced to the world of Internet porn was far too compelling to pass up.
As good fortune found its way to Bullet and his dreams of success, all beginning sacrificial endeavors by those whose undying faith, right from the beginning, prevailed and were now sharing in the good life Bullet provided. Now enjoying executive status, themselves once the only female stars, have honed their craft and overseeing who gets in the front door to becoming porn stars.

Knowing good cameramen and videographers when he sees them, Bullet limited his business to only the rock-bottom few he deemed necessary and best in the business.
Today was one of those rare days he had to call
Jeremy into his office, he being Bullet's honcho who thoroughly had charge of the shooting end of the business.

The matter at hand had to be delicately dealt with lest Bullet bruise the overweening sensitive ego of this seasoned lends man, of whom at this moment in hindsight Bullet regretted not having more closely monitored his work behind the cameras.

Seated directly eye to eye, Bullet began by saying: "now jeremy don't take this as an affront, and try being fairly objective about what I'm about to tell you that's coming in from the outside."
"No problem, boss, ..... You know me, I'm gentle as a tamed teddy bear when it comes to taking flak from our beloved paid members. We all know its part of the territory 'so c'mon on an' gimmie all you got, smiled Jeremy as he took another sip of wine ( harvested from France's top vineyards and seasoned to perfection from only personal limits in Bullet's widely rumored, tempered cellar) ... beautifully laid out specifically for his cameraman, with prior intent to soften Jeremy's exaggerated sense of self-importance and conceit.
"Well, my gifted and talentedly endowed cameraman," began Bullet, 'it seems we're getting a mountain of mail complaining about your lengthy close ups. Especially users from a reviewing site called PU (porn users) and particularly from an individual who calls himself graymane, who, I might add, is bitterly accusing our people of an abnormal fixation focusing on the hairy assess of our actors. He, among others, says the camera is unstopping and continuously rolling as its absorbed with butts bobbing up and down attached to males atop their women partners acting out our fuck-scenes."
graymane further strongly asserts it's agonizingly ongoing and zoomed in so close one can count the ugly hair roots emanating from the mold-incrusted membranous tissue of these guy's hanging balls .....the sight of which are focused endlessly on them swinging from side to side on a seemingly fatal gymnastically charted course of breaking away from the sacks they're embedded in.
Although the most outspoken, graymane isn't the only one. Others from that bunch throws in another complaint that angled shots anymore are almost non-existent.

At this point Jeremy's teddy bear temperament goes AWOL as he unloads expletives even unheard of from hardened, salted North Carolinian dock-workers and tugboat deckhands.
"F...k PU and all their inhabitants, screams Jeremy." 'What do they know anyway?"
"So I take a break occasionally to take a piss by leaving the camera focused on whatever while I use my time there to jack-off before leaving.' I mean, I can only for so long control my rock-hard-ons looking atop the pussies being pounded upon by the groins of those dammed lucky guys doing only what I can fantasize about, ....angrily murmured by poor ol' Jeremy.

"You're fired," roared Bullet. Get the hell out'a here!" And you'd better hope I don't find your cum residue splattered about on my equipment."

Wanna start a porn business? Jeremy's available.

01-10-15  09:34am - 3634 days #2
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Thanks graymane. That was a nice short story that you know could be true or certainly feels true when you see what passes for porn these days. I really wish someone would have an interview with different porn producers to know why they now shoot porn the way they do. I know editing has a lot to do with why you get so many close ups of hairy asses.

Once upon a time a professional editor would have looked at a 45 minute porn scene and edited out at least 15 to 20 minutes of superfluous material that neither adds anything positive to the scene and in fact adds too many negative things. In this case a lot of hairy male asses that no one wants to see. Of course the other big problem is that you are missing the other important ingredient that is now gone from the porn industry. Professional camera operators who understand the intricacy involved in shooting any kind of scene. An editor can only do so much because if a camera operator shoots from angles where at least half of the shots have hairy men asses in them then he can`t really edit those out without making the scene unwatchable.

Of course some geniuses(dumbasses) chose a way to remove men asses from their shots. They have long shots of the girls head, the girls internal organs, shots of anything other than the people having sex on screen. Somehow that doesn`t seem to make the scenes any better and in fact often make them worse. Long live the Brown Coats.

01-16-15  10:53am - 3628 days #3
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Once upon a time a professional editor would have looked at a 45 minute porn scene and edited out at least 15 to 20 minutes of superfluous material


Once upon a time, when Jeanna Fine was a pretty blonde woman, they would film 2 minutes of sex, cut it into 4 half a minute parts, and join them repeteadly in all the differemt combinations mathematics allow, to get a several minutes long scene. THAT was dissapointing. On their behalf, I can say that usually (though not necessarily always!) they were clever enough not to deliver the cumshot before the sex.

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