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| 06-01-17 07:03am - 2668 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended  Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
MOTION SENSOR FOR PRIVATE PORN WATCHING FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS Developed by the world's leading scientists, I present to you Minimeyes. https://thenextweb.com/gear/2017/06/01/x...evice/#.tnw_VBxDOZrC Supported by xHamster, a leader in the smut industry, this device is a little box equipped with infrared technology that when pointed towards a door, will not only be able to detect when someone is about to open the door, but also mute all audio and simultaneously close all windows on your computer. What do you think? You gonna get one? I think it's great! I'm just not sure how you pronounce the damn thing... Mini me yes? Mini me eyes? Enjoy! -D | |
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| 06-01-17 08:50am - 2668 days | #2 | |
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Peter Porker (0)
Active User  Posts: 36 Registered: Jan 24, '16 |
I wish something like this existed back when I was a teenager living at home. It would have come in handy. | |
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| 06-01-17 06:16pm - 2667 days | #3 | ||
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Before I reply to your post. I would just like to take a moment to remind you and everyone else that Xhamster or Pornhub or any of the other motherfuckers working extra hard to destroy the porn industry should never be used as an example of people that are pro-porn. They aren't. In fact their existence is in large the reason why so many porn studios are now dead and why the state of the porn industry is far from rosy.
No, but if you think about it. A locked door is far more effective and cheaper. I'd also like to point out the very obvious thing that you seem to have missed. That little box may hide your porn site but it won't hide the hard-on you happen to be holding in your hand when the person walks in on you masturbating to porn on your computer. I'll finish by saying that they are doing a crowdfunding campaign for this device. Which tells me two things. 1-The idea was so bad that no bank wanted to lend them the money. 2-As far as I can tell they aren't looking for money to build these things but money to design them first. Long live the Brown Coats. | ||
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