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08-16-09  07:31am - 5607 days Original Post - #1
Drooler (0)
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Song Parodies!

That's right, folks. This is an item that's been on my mind for some time. Submit your song parodies here!

It should be nice to have some amusing, revamped tunes to play in our heads, or even sing a capella in front of our muted PCs, as we deal with things pornographic, both good and bad.

Looking forward to everyone's contributions. And just to help wet the whistle -- if you'll pardon the expression -- I'll post one today myself. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Aug 16, 2009, 07:42am

08-16-09  07:35am - 5607 days #2
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OK. It's still today! ;) Here's one called "Slow Site," based on "Slow Ride" by Foghat. (Yo, Denner, we'll see if there's a generation gap now!)


Slow Site

Slow site, kinda cheesy
REPEAT

I'm in the mood
The router's all right
But it's not amusing
This could take all night

Slow site, kinda cheesy
REPEAT

Slowed down, went down, got to log on one more time
The speed, only 14, kilobytes a second this damn time

Whoa!

I'm in the mood
The router's all right
But it's not amusing
This could take all night

(various repeated lines)

Come on porn site
Don't slow down on me
Come on download
Don't slow down

Thumbs get X'd, Get X'd, Come on dammit!
F5, still X'd!

I know my setup is right
You gotta drag all night?
REPEAT TWO TIMES

Whoa, drag all night

Read this!

My flamin' post!
REPEAT THREE TIMES

Oh, no, no!

Slow site I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Aug 16, 2009, 07:47am

08-16-09  02:37pm - 5607 days #3
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Drooler, I remember talking about this a year or so ago and you pointing me to a site. I thought I would share a few now. Though, these are available on youtube and include music and vocals. Not singing, as I mentioned last week in another thread, I've been involved with an undergroup rap group for a couple of years now. There has now been several parodies recorded. The only review so far on the parodies disc had this to say, "I wanted to turn it off--X rated language--but I was laughing too hard to turn it off. These guys are at least in their 30s, but act 12 on these songs. The linear notes say they are trying to find their lost immaturity. They succeeded! Worth listening to for shit and giggles sake, check out their other stuff for more serious lyrics."

The parodies:
Original song Pray by MC Hammer. Parody "Bitch, get my pay".
Original song Rico Suave by Gerado. Parody "Chocha Sucia" means Dirty Pussy in Spanish.
Original song Ice, Ice, Baby by Vanilla Ice. Parody "Strobelight Lady"
Original song True by Spandau Ballet. Parody "Baby, you burnt me"

Artist on all of them is J-Zone and Celph Titled aka Boss Hog Barbarians. You've been forewarned! The songs are very offensive. Check them out, anyone else as well and remember this is just a couple of guys having some bad crude humor time. Nothing serious in these at all. Each can be found on youtube by searching the parody name and looking for J-Zone and Celph Titled or Boss Hog Barbarians in the results.

Last, if anyone is easily offended, don't listen to these! My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk

08-16-09  05:45pm - 5607 days #4
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Good Thread Drooler. Almost anything from Weird Al Yankovic is going to be a parody of a famous song. The one I'm thinking of right now is Amish Paradise which is a parody of Collio's Gangsta Paradise.

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An amish with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired

Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like robinson caruso
Its as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an amish paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an amish paradise

Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter
Think youre really righteous?
Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art
Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an amish paradise
Were all crazy mennonites
Living in an amish paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Living in an amish paradise
But youd probably think it bites
Living in an amish paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch! Long live the Brown Coats.

08-16-09  11:10pm - 5606 days #5
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Good Thread Drooler. Almost anything from Weird Al Yankovic is going to be a parody of a famous song. ...


Weird Al is the man when it comes to making fun of others' music, and the result is usually hilarious. It's funny how his career has outlasted many of the careers of artists he has parodied. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

08-17-09  12:03am - 5606 days #6
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He was mostly Jewish in flavor, but Allan Sherman was twisting tunes when Weird Al and I (He was born a day before me) were just learning our ABC's. I think most people have heard his Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah song - but I think it surprises most that he put out ten albums, full of parodies of some classic old tunes.

Here's his twist on the Mexican Hat Dance.

Oh Americans dance on a dance floor.
And the Spaniards, they dance on a table.
And the Russians, they dance on a saber.
But the Mexicans dance on their hats.
Oh they dance on hot coals in Calcutta.
In Wisconsin they dance on fresh butta,
Which they squeeze from one cow or an udda.
Yes, the Mexicans dance on their hats.
(Ole!)
There are Mexicans dancing on derbies.
There are Mexicans dancing on caps.
They just throw their fedoras
Wherever the floor is,
And start doing horas and taps.
They won't quit! They go on!
It's a Mexican custom,
To take hats and bust 'em,
By doing a dance thereupon.

Oh the reason they shot Pancho Villa
Was he danced on his mother's mantilla.
And the message did not reach Garcia.
He was out somewhere dancing on hats.
(Ole!)
There's a fellow in West Acapulco,
The most elegant man you could meet.
He does sambas on hombergs
To tunes of Sig Romberg's,
And sometimes the Nutcracker Suite.
So take care! So beware!
Or they'll put castanets on
And ruin your Stetson,
'Cause they all think they're Fred Astaire!
If you're ever in Mexico proper,
And you're wearing a straw hat or topper,
When the band starts to play, call a copper,
'Cause by now you should know
That they'll grab your chapeau,
And they'll stomp till it's flat,
And that's that!
That's what Mexicans do on your hat.
(Ole!) Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity.

01-11-10  02:48pm - 5459 days #7
Drooler (0)
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Parody of "Round and Round" by Ratt

What’s this I see? It’s somethin’ sweet
Could make my day, I always like a find
But memory, comes back to me
And I say, “Hey, isn’t this already on my shelf?”
Another name, redone some way
I’m gonna look, think I’m seeing it again
I've had enough, we've had enough
Redux in vain, I say

I thought at just the beginning
That I would end up right-clickin’
I thought right at the start
But it’s already been in my cart

Round and round
With time you’ll find a way to post it twice
Round and round
What came around comes around
You tell me why

We are not fools, here on PU
What you redo, you know it's easy to see
The light of truth’s on you tonight
I've got a way, and I can prove it all right
So go ahead, your site’s gone dead
Reborrowed time, but it will not be mine
I've had enough, we've had enough
It's just the same, I said

I thought at just the beginning
That I would end up right-clickin’
I thought right at the start
But it’s already been in my cart

Round and round
With time you’ll find a way to post it twice
Round and round
What came around comes around
You tell me why

Yeah!

What’s this I see? Not new to me
It’s version three, of Vicky in that cowgirl hat
My memory, it’s serving me
And I say, “Hey, you posted that in spite of yourself.”

Round and round
With time you’ll find a way to post it twice, twice, twice, twice
Round and round
What came around comes around
You tell me why, why, why, why
Round and round I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jan 11, 2010, 03:23pm

01-11-10  05:07pm - 5459 days #8
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There was a man
His name was Lang
And he had a neon sign
And Mr. Lang was very old
So we called it Old Lang's Sign

Happy New Year, y'all! Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity.

01-17-10  11:28am - 5453 days #9
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"Even Cheeks"
(parody of "Evenflow" by Pearl Jam)

Peelin’, off that thong as she’s turning to the right, again
Oh, feelin' maybe it’ll be better in the set ahead, ooh yeah
Oh, strike out, poses that I see time again are too familiar, oh yeah
Oh, dark grin, I can't help, photographer makes 20 sets look the same, oh yeah

Even cheeks, are like talking butterflies
Oh, I don't know, what is keeping them away
Someday yet, I’ll find even cheeks again
Even cheeks, even cheeks ...


Kitchen, that used to be a place to get those good even cheek shots, ooh yeah
Oh, prayin', now even cheeks are showin’ but it’s always in the closeup
No smiling, and offering them even cheeks in any way
Oh, seems that, few and far between are in the Cheek Shot Hall of Fame, yeah

Even cheeks, are like talking butterflies
Oh, I don't know, what is keeping them away
Someday yet, I’ll find even cheeks again
Clenching hands, put that web site away
Put away, kept away...
Yeah!
Woo...ah yeah...fucked it up... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

08-14-11  02:24pm - 4879 days #10
Drooler (0)
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Here's a snippet parody of the classic hit Byrds song "It Won't Be Wrong":

Every time that I log in, don't use Greek, and don't be long
Keep it simple or I'll go wild
Let me fill the capcha so it won't be wrong I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

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