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| 06-29-11 12:00pm - 4925 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Vulture Squadron ( O/T ) I heard a very interesting snippet of news on the radio today. Apparently, the German Police have run tests replacing sniffer dogs with vultures. They had three. One wouldn't fly & the other two fought pretty much constantly. It sounds like the half baked idea of a new graduate copper. Sure, the orefactory gland is very large in the bird, but overall they ain't too bright. I can imagine this conversation between the vulture & the vulture handler. Handler: Right Colombo, we need to track down this missing person. Have a snort of his handerchief & go find him. Colombo, the vulture: Is he dead then? I ain't interested unless he's dead. I don't eat anything that puts up a fight! Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 06-29-11 02:43pm - 4925 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Dog trainers usually really bond with their dogs. With vultures? Well, that might be telling ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-10-11 01:15am - 4915 days | #3 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I thought this barking mad idea would have attracted a little more comment.  It looks like it is one for the vultures to pick over though.  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 07-23-11 07:38am - 4901 days | #5 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Well, looks like it ain't gonna take off!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 07-23-11 11:17am - 4901 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Maybe there's just not much to say. It is an innovation in police work, though I'd think that dogs are more trainable and can learn to sniff for more things than dead flesh. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-23-11 12:34pm - 4901 days | #7 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
True enough. I was hoping to see some other bird brained suggestions though. Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 07-23-11 02:10pm - 4901 days | #8 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
This whole thing conjures up an image of the sniffer team at an airport watching vultures circling overhead to see who they are circling over. I can't imagine that a bird on foot could get around the departure lounge as fast as a dog though.  Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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| 07-23-11 04:32pm - 4901 days | #9 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
I wasn't sure whether this was a spoof or reality, but it turns out to be true, and their names are Columbo, Miss Marple and Sherlock. There's a comedy sketch in there somewhere. If only Spitting Image were still on TV. Imagine if the idea had been a success. There's a narrow line between genius and complete stupidity. Clearly a relation of Spike Milligan is a German Chief Of Police | |
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| 07-24-11 04:58am - 4901 days | #10 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
That is true. I don't know who is dafter. Is it the Genius that thought it up or his Boss who said. 'Yeah, that is a great idea! Go ahead & try it.'  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Jul 24, 2011, 05:09am | |
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