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| 10-07-13 07:14am - 4094 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended  Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
I bet that pussy smells like.... Kim Catrall Four year old dried cum and a nursing home Chyna No smell, just a very loud echo when you talk into it Nicole Kidman Katie Holmes' tongue and shrimp on the barbie Katie Holmes Nicole Kidman's foot, and fear Miley Cyrus Menthol cigarettes, teddy bear fur, and desperation. Amanda Bynes A rare combination of soy sauce and mentos Condoleeza Rice An anus wrapped in a dumpster Christina Aguilera Avocados with just a hint of sterno Let's see if you got what it takes to play the game...  No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 02:04pm - 4094 days | #2 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended  Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Danica Patrick Burnt rubber, scorched metal, gasoline and Smoke 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-08-13 04:29am - 4093 days | #3 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Hillary Clinton Eye of newt + warm garbage, with just the faintest scent of burped up Big Mac special sauce No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-08-13 02:30pm - 4093 days | #4 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
You can add dirty ashtray to that funk, 'cause Bill likes to do his chics with cigars. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-08-13 06:29pm - 4093 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Princess Leia...Wookie hairs. Stephanie Speck...Johnny 5 oil (you'll have to do some rearch for that one). Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 10-08-13 10:25pm - 4093 days | #6 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Who doesn't know Short Circuit? You sound just like Newton Crosby, PH Dork. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-13-13 06:20pm - 4088 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I know beautifulrock isn't around to defend adversity we might have with his unique mix to our forum, so I'll toss in ample credit on his behalf for giving us some rather entertaining stuff (apart, of course, from the obvious) Its not like I arbitrary think I have the right to tamper with a thread, but this one currently ain't gettin' any hits and for its subject matter clearly deserves to take a hike. So please, can we bury this thread somewhere away from this page. Humor me, guys (and esp. for dutiful respect for our women ) Am I alone finding a thread dwelling on odorous pussy hitting me in the face every time I log on here to be a tad much. It's akin to everybody eating at the dinner table discussing one's olfactory reception to excrement.  Edited on Oct 13, 2013, 08:19pm | |
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| 10-13-13 06:43pm - 4088 days | #8 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
I think it is deep-six. It just takes a while for things to sink to the bottom. Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 10-13-13 08:39pm - 4088 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Can't agree with you more, biker! But this one needs to go down chained to a bag of concrete. | |
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| 10-13-13 08:59pm - 4088 days | #10 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
I think the point he was trying to make was that it will naturally sink from the top of forum threads ... if people don't keep posting to the thread, that is. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 10-13-13 10:15pm - 4088 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You're right as rain, chief, as usual... testament to your staying head-an-shoulders above the whole lot of industry contemporaries. I dunno, although this matter is so tame, compared the new stuff coming out of porn nowadays geared and accelerated to heighten the degradation of women, hence the more stirred disenchantment in porn seems to be showing up for me on the horizon.. Having butchered my purpose, I can still say I did get my point across.  | |
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| 10-14-13 10:40am - 4087 days | #12 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
It's a GAME!!! Why don't you give it a try, who knows, you might even chuckle a little bit, God forbid! 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-14-13 06:01pm - 4087 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A game? Really? Games have rules. I wonder if you'd be so kind as to EXPLAIN THE RULES TO ME! Is it a game we guys can all set around and enjoy playing? Does it have sluts, whores, bitches, and other dirty names included? Gotta have that. So show me ,Mr. thedebilman666, .... how do we play this game? | |
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| 10-14-13 06:18pm - 4087 days | #14 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Rules are: Imagination, which, apparently, you don't have. DON'T LIKE THE TOPIC? DON'T CLICK ON IT. Easy enough, huh? But oh no, the Dali Lama and his fragile sensibilities are offended by this game so it must stop.  At least I don't come in here and try to act sophisticated and civilized to ease my guilt of joining porn sites and try to justify my actions to the world by pretending to be intelligent and cultured. Why, that's something a hypocrite would do. 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Oct 14, 2013, 06:21pm | |
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| 10-14-13 07:06pm - 4087 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well golly oh gee! Mr. TBM666 I had no idea you were into Psychoanalysis. You, sir, are a man of extraordinary talents. Have you ever thought of going into mind-reading, fortune-teller? Based on what you've just showed this forum, I think you'd be doggone good at it. Got a tip for you. you can put that middle finger up into a place abiding within thee where it really belongs ....a cavity where the sun never shines. | |
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| 10-14-13 07:25pm - 4087 days | #16 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Don't make me post one about what your pussy smells like, I got a real zinger lined up if you want to hear it. And another thing, you talked about imagining the little girls in you HS classes masturbating but THIS topic offends you? Anyone can read that one for themselves, it's under previous polls, "Do women masturbate as often as men." All I got to say to that is I hope you're properly registered in your state and the community has you on their watch list. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-14-13 10:08pm - 4087 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
We could go on and on with your unyielding mentality for exchanging barbs. Obviously you're getting something out of it because you won't shut up. I went along with it for awhile .... but I can see where this is going, and although your conjured verbal attacks don't score the worth of a rat's ass to me or this forum, nor is your unstoppable braying going to put any chinks in this guy's armor. But what I do see is this thing escalating to a point at which it'll pressure our administer to get into the fray, and to me nothing is worth dumping another problem in his lap. He already has enough on his mind .. and sure as hell don't need this. No getting around it, its inevitably this would collide with PU rules should it continue at the pace it was heading. as much as I'd like to match wits with you on this contest, it ain't worth chancing putting Khan on the spot. I'm throwing in the towel..... I suggest you do the same. | |
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| 10-14-13 10:26pm - 4087 days | #18 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Typical, throw in the towel when you know you're beat. Typical Dali Lama . Was that an appropriate place for a middle finger, can't fight 'til the 13th round? I DIDN'T THINK SO! Have to have the webmaster jump to your defense, guess what" I'll beat his ass too with his own logic. 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Oct 14, 2013, 10:43pm | |
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| 10-14-13 10:47pm - 4087 days | #20 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
IDK know what just happened there, but WOW! All of a sudden my browser went CA-RAZY! What a coninky-dink. Go figure. Give me a virus, I'll spend a palsy 300 bucks and be EXACTLY where I was. Go for it, $ don't mean shit to me, I'll earn it within two shakes of a lambs tail. 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Oct 14, 2013, 11:11pm | |
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| 10-14-13 11:46pm - 4087 days | #21 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Graymane, Thedebilman666 may not be the nicest member here (maybe the name's a warning?), but I think it was simply meant to be a joke thread, not something to be taken too seriously. Sort of like how Family Guy can make fun of Ann Coulter's pussy--no word on the smell though, just so very cold! So I'll take a stab at it: Jersey Shore's Snooki: I don't want to know, but can a Superfund site have a smell that doesn't kill you or seriously injure you? Either way it's a chemical that's rotting or burning something...and that something is your penis!  Sarah Palin: Moose burger and gunpowder. (The smell of freedom?) Lena Dunham: Your own tears, because you just watched her show for the first time. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-15-13 01:38am - 4087 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ya, know, TDM666, you're a real piece of work. I think you get off more throwing your verbal trash around than all the lip-smacking wanks you give yourself glued to your beloved porn. Hell, you'da man, TDBM666. You personify the schoolyard bully . Picked me out to be an easy fall... and when I didn't go down in first round you wanted to go for 13. you knew I was trouble ... an you love trouble. That's when you used your brain ....all of which is packed in your middle finger (the tip of which apparently holds the total sum of your gray-matter). So, you wanna throw off the gloves? Fine with me. My middle name's Trouble ..... an' that's what you'll get. | |
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| 10-15-13 02:20am - 4087 days | #23 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Graymane - You said you were throwing in the towel. That means you're done. All you're doing now is keeping this crap going. While I don't agree with debilman's reaction here, he's right about a one thing. This thread isn't something to be taken seriously. There have been plenty of subjects raised here throughout the years that haven't been to my liking. But this isn't my forum or your forum, so we don't get to pick and choose what people post. It's like anything else on the Internet - if you don't like what's behind a link, just don't click on it. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-15-13 05:34am - 4086 days | #24 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You're right, RB , I do need some discipline to not let stuff that offends me to set me off...or like you suggest, just don't click on it. And I am working on it. and it pains me to agree that this loose-nickel is also right about keeping my finger off the button. but inasmuch as this guy's gonna be looking for things to put me down, and the fact he just won't let go, just sets me up to unload on him. Its this kind guy who really needs to be taken down a notch or two. And if he's brave enough to wage a war of words, he's messing with the wrong guy. I'll slice-an-dice this airhead in so many pieces he'll have to pick up his skinny vocabulary in bits and pieces all over this site. I know his only defense will be getting down and dirty, because that's all the poor guys got. my problem is that Any word over two syllables you throw at him unfortunately will fly right over his head. so I guess I'll have to step way down to his level and spoon-feed what I have to say to him.. | |
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| 10-15-13 06:21am - 4086 days | #25 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
It was a whiskey filled night and I don't even remember it. A tid-bit of advice: Don't drink alone and stay away from Jim Beam's Devil's Cut. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-15-13 12:04pm - 4086 days | #26 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
You need to lighten up and realize that THIS IS NOT YOUR WEBSITE, although you think it is. You think YOU are the ruling authority around here, which you sure as hell are not. If this topic was so god awfully offensive Khan would've deleted it the minute it was put up. People can say what-ever-the-fuck they want around here, you don't like what they say then shut your mouth and don't read it. The world doesn't revolve around you. You hang out on a PORN FORUM and simple things like the fictitious smell of a pussy offends you. What do you do when you see a spread pussy on a site? Cover your eyes like a little kid watching a horror flick and run to the confessional booth? And for the record, I beat the schoolyard bullies ass, twice. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-15-13 01:28pm - 4086 days | #27 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Here's a great idea. Why don't you two just ignore each other? Cuss each other out to yourselves and let this site get back to normal. This is just stupid already. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-15-13 01:42pm - 4086 days | #28 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Anyone who quotes me will get a response back. People want me gone? Quit quoting me. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-15-13 01:55pm - 4086 days | #29 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Tried three different hosts for a picture, none worked. It was a classic. "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."  The only problem here is, no one wins anything. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. Edited by Staff on Oct 15, 2013, 08:27pm (Khan: image added for user) | |
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| 10-15-13 02:13pm - 4086 days | #30 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
RB, if this is so stupid then why are you reading it? Simple question. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-15-13 02:17pm - 4086 days | #31 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Simple answer - because I'm looking for more pussy smells like responses. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-15-13 02:32pm - 4086 days | #32 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Come up with one, get this topic back to what it was meant to be. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-15-13 02:43pm - 4086 days | #33 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Oh hell no !! We are not going to do this again tonight. I suggest you guys do (on your own) whatever you need to to rationalize it but the bottom line is, we've had about all the battling that we're going to have here for a while. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 10-15-13 04:03pm - 4086 days | #34 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Seems to be over now. I'm perfectly willing to let it go as long as someone doesn't start it up again. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-18-13 09:59pm - 4083 days | #35 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Michele Bachmann Jesus toast, bible paper, trumpet oil and the crucifix 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Oct 18, 2013, 10:08pm | |
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| 10-22-13 03:59pm - 4079 days | #36 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Mother Teresa Rotten apples, serpent slime, singed hair and Pope semen 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 10-23-13 01:19pm - 4078 days | #37 | |
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Carter (0)
Active Webmaster Posts: 68 Registered: Oct 23, '13 Location: Canada |
Audrey Coppard: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. I know, taking it way back... Everyone loves the pussy: http://www.skeet-skeet-skeet.com/ | |
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| 10-23-13 03:13pm - 4078 days | #38 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Thubten Chodron Bodhi bark, stinky feet, rotten curd and deer cum with a faint hint of vermilion 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Oct 23, 2013, 08:08pm | |
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| 10-30-13 12:33pm - 4071 days | #39 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Ann Romney Kolob dust, fermented honey, jello shots, horse cock and Lloyd Blankfein's sack 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Oct 30, 2013, 02:13pm | |
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| 11-01-13 05:08pm - 4069 days | #40 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Debbie Wasserman Shultz Decaying carp, a Yad, candle wax, Jewbags' vaginal discharge and 26 dropped loads from Matzo Balls *Had no clue she was a guest on Real Time tonight, posted two hours before air time, love mind blowing coincidences like that 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Nov 01, 2013, 09:51pm | |
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| 11-01-13 09:01pm - 4069 days | #41 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Ann Coulter Liquid LSD, seaweed blend w/ breast milk, dirty anal beads, Jesus' (her Gardner) sweaty dick and Chanel's newest fragrance Arrogant Bitch No 9 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Nov 01, 2013, 09:56pm | |
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| 11-01-13 11:52pm - 4069 days | #42 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
And of course also with his guest Ann Coulter to round out the category of unfuckable political harpies. You would think for a single woman, apparently in her early fifties, with a thin figure and long blonde hair, Coulter would make a man think she has more than a permafrost pussy (as I mentioned above). Nope. I apparently turn into some sort of eunuch whenever she starts speaking.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-04-13 07:06am - 4066 days | #43 | |
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Carter (0)
Active Webmaster Posts: 68 Registered: Oct 23, '13 Location: Canada |
Betty White: Moth balls and vinegar. Everyone loves the pussy: http://www.skeet-skeet-skeet.com/ | |
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| 11-04-13 09:12am - 4066 days | #44 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
As regards your post about Ms. Schulz, excuse me, but I take exception to your post. I don't care if you don't like her for her personality, looks or politics, but ethnic comments are just wrong, wrong, wrong. PU is and should be a civil forum. | |
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| 11-04-13 10:00am - 4066 days | #45 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
How can it be offensive if that's what she calls herself and her group of friends? http://nation.foxnews.com/rep-debbie-was...ie-wasserman-schultz 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 11-04-13 01:06pm - 4066 days | #46 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
If you read the article, nowhere does it say she ever said that about herself or her friends. It is offensive and nothing can change that fact. | |
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| 11-04-13 01:39pm - 4066 days | #47 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Oh, you wanna play that card huh? Here you go: http://www.mediaite.com/online/photo-of-...t-shouldn%E2%80%99t/ And for the record, she thinks it's hilarious and even went on camera and called herself and her groups of friends "The Jewbags" so do your research before you post, otherwise you wind up looking like a douche. 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Nov 04, 2013, 02:06pm | |
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| 11-04-13 01:45pm - 4066 days | #48 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
This is truly a sad day for PU and in my opinion about as low as it can get. I will not participate in any further discussion. | |
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| 11-04-13 01:47pm - 4066 days | #49 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Seems to be the norm for the people who frequent this site, run for the hills when they're called out. Pretty sad. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 11-04-13 03:23pm - 4066 days | #50 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
You know what cracks me up? Making "god awful" cracks at Christians, Catholics, Buddhists, and Mormons are okay but Jewish people are off limits? Know what I say to that: Think I'll do one for the First Lady next, might take awhile to come up with a zinger so just wait for it. 6 pack bitches, deal with it | |
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| 11-04-13 04:52pm - 4066 days | #51 | |
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Carter (0)
Active Webmaster Posts: 68 Registered: Oct 23, '13 Location: Canada |
Whoa..not worth fighting over people  Everyone loves the pussy: http://www.skeet-skeet-skeet.com/ | |
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