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| 12-05-16 05:32am - 2846 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Peter Porker (0)
Active User  Posts: 36 Registered: Jan 24, '16 |
Has anyone ever stumbled upon your porn collection? Have any of you ever had someone stumble upon your porn collection? If so, how did they react? My buddy's girlfriend recently found his porn stash and let's just say it didn't go well. She had a lot of questions and he had a lot of explaining to do. | |
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| 12-05-16 10:42am - 2845 days | #2 | |
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merc77 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 291 Registered: Apr 17, '16 |
I have in the past and owned up to it. (The person didn't seem to care it was gay porn either.) Now, I don't care who sees it (although I don't keep it out in the open). "Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016) Dogs have masters; Cats have staff. | |
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| 12-06-16 11:49am - 2844 days | #3 | |
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luthien (0)
Active User  Posts: 101 Registered: Jan 07, '16 |
It may not have been a porn stash per se, but I will share this horribly embarrassing story from my youth. I once googled "how to give a blowjob" when I was a young teen because the boys in my grade were really perverted and were throwing that term around and although I generally knew what it was, I was still curious on the technicalities. So, I decided to do some research regarding what this act entailed and watched a few movies. I forgot to delete my history though, which is something you didn't really think about back then as much as you do now, and so naturally my mom of all people stumbled upon my browser history.  A week later, I received an email from her telling me what she had discovered and to be smart and responsible and not to do anything I wasn't ready for or being pressured into. The subject was never brought up again.   Now that I have my own place, I can google as many sexual terms as I wish. For instance, this week I learned all about "edge play". | |
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| 12-06-16 02:51pm - 2844 days | #4 | |
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merc77 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 291 Registered: Apr 17, '16 |
When I was a youth, we had our porn stashed in the woods. There was no computers or internet so we would go through the garbage and find our fathers' porn magazines. Ah, youth! Luthien, your mother was quite cool to do that. "Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016) Dogs have masters; Cats have staff. | |
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| 12-07-16 02:27pm - 2843 days | #5 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I haven't had this happen and I think the chances of it happening now are much slimmer. Like merc77, I'm of a vintage when porn wasn't just analog, it was paper. It is much, much harder to hide a stack of magazines than it is to hide an external drive. It also meant that your collection had to be smaller so you could hide it. Today I don't worry about my porn collection being found since it is on 20+ external drives that I keep locked in a briefcase in my home office. As I'm writing this two of the externals are on my desk but someone seeing an external drive isn't going to immediately think it's full of porn. That's harder when it's a DVD with the title "Interracial Hole Stretchers 2" or a magazine called "Tit and Bum." These really are good days to be a porn collector! | |
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| 12-08-16 06:43am - 2842 days | #6 | |
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Peter Porker (0)
Active User Posts: 36 Registered: Jan 24, '16 |
It's funny that you should mention that you had your porn hidden in the woods, because I once found someone's collection while wandering in the forest. I have no idea who the person was, but they had good taste. | |
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| 12-08-16 10:11am - 2842 days | #7 | |
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bibo (0)
Suspended Posts: 179 Registered: Sep 16, '10 Location: GER |
Geocaching before it was cool. :D | |
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| 12-08-16 10:41am - 2842 days | #8 | |
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iknowwazzup (0)
Active User  Posts: 132 Registered: Jan 06, '16 Location: United States |
Well, I haven't had this happen, but I did once have a female friend overhear a discussion I was having with her husband about porn. I guess that up until there had been sort of a "don't ask, don't tell" policy between them. He wasn't watching anything weird, but the fact that he works at home so he doesn't even have to put clothes on over his boxers. So I think that she worried that once she'd left for her work that he did nothing but jerk off all day!  | |
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| 12-08-16 10:59am - 2842 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
As for the GF finding the guy's porn stash and then getting upset about it: She just doesn't understand men, so she's some distance away from accepting it as no threat to herself. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-09-16 06:04am - 2842 days | #10 | |
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Jason33 (0)
Active User  Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Slightly unrelated to the topic, but this is a true story: When I was in college, I once stumbled across someone's personal collection of homemade porn. It was left on a USB in the computer lab. Not only did this guy have several photos and videos of himself fucking various girls, but he even had a spreadsheet, detailing their age, breast size, etc. He even had a "goals" list, where he wrote down the "type" of girls he wanted to fuck for the upcoming year. It looked like he put a shit ton of work into it, so it seemed weird that he'd just forget it or abandon it at a college computer lab. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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| 12-09-16 06:24am - 2842 days | #11 | |
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Peter Porker (0)
Active User Posts: 36 Registered: Jan 24, '16 |
What did you end up doing with the USB? | |
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| 12-09-16 11:02am - 2841 days | #12 | |
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pr0nLover (0)
Active User Posts: 35 Registered: Jan 08, '16 |
lol. I was just about to ask the same question... so, what did you do with the usb? did you know any of the girls on the list? did you use the knowledge you got from the list to your advantage in any way? wow, I had more questions about it than I thought I did  | |
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| 12-09-16 12:32pm - 2841 days | #13 | |
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Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I wish I had a more exciting answer for you guys lol, but I ended up just leaving it on the computer after looking at it for a while. As far as I could tell, the dude was from out of town, so it was a little weird that I'd find it in the computer lab, of all places. I didn't recognize any of the girls on this list (and trust me, that was the first thing I looked for). You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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| 12-20-16 10:36am - 2830 days | #14 | |
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luthien (0)
Active User Posts: 101 Registered: Jan 07, '16 |
Thanks! She is a cool Mom. Hilarious about having the porn stashed in the woods. I once knew a guy who brought a porn mag to summer camp and he had dug out a hole under his tenth and that's where he hid his magazine, in a plastic bag no less lol. | |
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| 12-20-16 10:39am - 2830 days | #15 | |
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luthien (0)
Active User Posts: 101 Registered: Jan 07, '16 |
This story had me laughing a whole lot. A spreadsheet too!  | |
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