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04-21-10 11:15pm - 5359 days | Original Post - #1 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Turn On's and Turn Offs Part Due'x Part one was here awhile back: https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thread.html?threadid=234 So what really get things going and what makes the noodle limp. Mine is women eating in porn, I just never got into the whole thing. If they want to stick something in their mouths, I have other ideas for that . Since 2007 | |
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04-22-10 12:15am - 5358 days | #2 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That's it, you're officially ZombieToad! Okay, seriously though, well, others mentioned it in the original thread but I'm going to reiterate it here; chewing gum. In real life, porn, my dreams, nightmares, it just seems to conveigh the message of indifference and boredom. Hey, I know I'm no Peter North and neither are most of the swordsmen in porn, but c'mon! At least stop smacking your gums for a few minutes. We guys give up our flatulent solos as a courtesy (usually) so how 'bout returning the favor and spit out the gum? But you were right in your original reply, 'Toad; it's way better than chewing chew! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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04-22-10 04:36am - 5358 days | #3 | |
Goldfish (0)
Active User Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
Turn offs: Spitting, yuck! I just don't get why it is considered sexy by anyone. Fortunately there is enough porn out there these days without it. I'm also not big on the money shot. Why do I want to watch a guy yank his crank all over some pretty girls face? I usually hit the stop button at that point. Turn ons: One uncommon one I have is a nice back. I like long, straight black hair -- though it's not as big a deal to me as it was a few years back. I also enjoy a little seduction, if the acting skills are there. | |
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04-22-10 01:37pm - 5358 days | #4 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Turn-offs: implants, tats, blondes with dark, dark tans, the words: slut, whore, bitch, hot, wild, and horny, BJ's with the girl's cheek poking out, smeary masacarra, violent thugs on my video screen acting like they've just been released from prison. Turn-ons: a beautiful woman who either doesn't seem to be aware of how beautiful she is or who doesn't seem to care about making an impression of any kind based on her appearance. Small, petite, dark-skinned women. Soft breasts with large areolae. Panties. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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04-22-10 07:05pm - 5358 days | #5 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Aside from the usual suspect of implants, tattoos, lack of pubic hair, cosmetic surgery to the face. I agree with turbo's chewing gum comment. That always drives me nuts when I see a girl chewing gum. Another big one is if she keeps looking at the director or something. It's hard to keep the fantasy going when her eyes aren't on her partner. Turn ons are deep passionate kissing, sucking, licking of the breast and a sense that there is somekind of passion between the players. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-22-10 08:20pm - 5358 days | #6 | |
Goldfish (0)
Active User Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
Kissing is a good one. I'll add that to my list too. | |
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04-23-10 12:52pm - 5357 days | #7 | |
markfx (0)
Active User Posts: 21 Registered: Sep 28, '09 Location: Oakland, Ca |
Spitting, fish-hooking, slapping boobs, close-ups on the stunt dick's face, any fucking noise out of the SD's piehole, flaccid cocks with impossibly hot chicks, cameraman voice-over, outdoor scenes(mostly), etc. | |
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04-24-10 09:39am - 5356 days | #8 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Turn ons: Natural looking women, pale skin, breasts a touch saggy with big nipples. Everyday yesterday's underwear.In pictures and videos, women who start fully clothed and then slowly strip to nothing. | |
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04-26-10 02:32pm - 5354 days | #9 | |
bootsulike (0)
Active User Posts: 10 Registered: Oct 05, '08 Location: uk |
hi, i'm kinda a newbie here. i'd just like to throw in my tuppence/two cents... turn ons: - girls who keep their clothes on a bit longer - boots, black leather knee length stilletos; or just about any kind! - 80s style: big hair, big boobs, lots of lace! turn offs: - not a huge fan of anal - speculums: ugh! (why FTV doesn't do it for me) - guys who pull a girl's head to their dick | |
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04-26-10 03:24pm - 5354 days | #10 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! You might want to avoid ALS Scan and InTheCrack then...lots of 'exam' scenes. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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04-26-10 03:28pm - 5354 days | #11 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Sounds to me like you would be another fan of softcore striptease then. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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04-28-10 01:32pm - 5352 days | #12 | |
bootsulike (0)
Active User Posts: 10 Registered: Oct 05, '08 Location: uk |
Sure! But, masturbation and toying's pretty good too. :-D | |
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05-02-10 10:02am - 5348 days | #13 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Wow! what can I add? You guys have flat said it all. Raw porn, as far as I'm concerned, belongs in the likes of a construction site's outhouse. How, and why, the practice of bringing in more and more ways of humiliating and creating pain to women in porn simply defies imagination. The only kick I get out of seeing an asshole slap women around, is the one I fantasize putting up his ass. I like my porn, but with the introduction of the internet the industry has now sunk to lows that its ass is getting heat from hell. Sorry, I got carried away. Dislikes: anal, prolonged, meaningless foreplay, excessive long-lasting genital closeups, the obligatory you-eat-me-I-eat-you, followed by the obligatory four or more common sexual positions -- done in almost machanical order, and last but not least, the obligatory facial. Likes: Traditional seduction with at least a showing of resistance from the gal, followed by flashes of her thighs and panties as her guy ultimately negotiates a parting of her dress and undergarment...thereupon mounting his conquest IN A MISSIONARY POSITION. | |
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