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| 05-09-17 04:07pm - 2741 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Unintended Porn (or maybe I've just been watching too much lately) I remember a long time ago posting here that my wife came home with a bag of “Bunny Luv” carrots. Sure, not many people would get that reference but any fan of Ms. Luv probably would. Yesterday I came home and my wife was baking. As a hobby she bakes cakes and cupcakes for family and friends and yesterday she was working on a large cake and dozens of cupcakes. One of the things she was making as a decoration were roses made of red chocolate. She’d melt it down and has molds for different things. As the order was a spring theme she was putting making red chocolate roses. A batch was sitting on the counter. This is what they looked like: http://imgur.com/a/hIxVF But maybe I’ve been watching too much porn lately, because as soon as I saw them I thought of something completely different that is also called a rosebud. The similarity is striking. And don’t click on this link if you don’t like anal porn and probably if you don’t like extreme anal porn: http://imgur.com/a/QuNws Edited by Staff on May 10, 2017, 05:16am | |
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| 05-10-17 05:18am - 2741 days | #2 | |
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Amanda (0)
Active User  Posts: 534 Registered: Jul 02, '15 Location: Montreal, Quebec |
Haha, I've seen plenty of the second link. There are quite a few sites that feature these kind of rosebuds. | |
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| 05-10-17 05:24am - 2741 days | #3 | |
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jook (0)
Active User  Posts: 325 Registered: Dec 22, '13 Location: jersey city |
There went my breakfast. | |
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| 06-11-17 01:13pm - 2708 days | #4 | |
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superjank (0)
Active User Posts: 25 Registered: Nov 16, '16 Location: Florida |
You're not the only one, I've had plenty of instances where I hear something even remotely sexual or pornographic and my mind starts reeling. I would have probably thought the same thing - I love hardcore anal. | |
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| 06-11-17 06:39pm - 2708 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Nice one rearadmiral. Let me see if I can add a little bit of an historical take on the rosebud. Once upon a time rosebud was the kind of word only used by people who had a green thumb but then a well known filmmaker by the name of Orson Wells expanded on those green thumbed individuals by using rosebud to identify a key piece of his classic movie Citizen Kane and from then on you had all those movie fans who automatically identified rosebud as a sleigh while our amateur and professional gardeners thought of roses. Everything was going well until sometime in the 90's when a porn performer by named Mila, Mila Kunis or Mila Shegol(there may have been other performer prior to her but she is the one I remember) decided to show her anal prolapse on screen. From that moment you had another group of people who thought of a very different thing than a rose or a sleigh whenever the word rosebud got mentioned. These days if you watch any extreme anal penetration content than you will be subjected to something quite similar to rearadmiral's pic. I for one often wish that Mila had never shown her rosebud or that I had never seen one because it is truly a disturbing image to have. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 06-27-17 11:41am - 2692 days | #6 | |
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luthien (0)
Active User  Posts: 101 Registered: Jan 07, '16 |
I am not a fan of rosebuds, but I can see how those roses your wife made resembled the "other" kind.  | |
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| 06-27-17 01:46pm - 2692 days | #7 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I remember Mila well. I can't say that I was a big fan, mostly because she really pushed the limits of the day. She wasn't the first porn star to push some barriers but it seems like her career was aligned with the rise of looser standards and easier-to-get-porn. | |
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| 06-29-17 08:43am - 2690 days | #8 | |
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pr0nLover (0)
Active User Posts: 35 Registered: Jan 08, '16 |
So, rearadmiral, I guess someone has to ask the question: did you mention to your wife what her decorations also looked like besides the sweet flower it was intended to represent? Or was it a smile-and-keep-it-to-yourself moment? | |
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| 07-10-17 08:41am - 2679 days | #9 | |
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iknowwazzup (0)
Active User  Posts: 132 Registered: Jan 06, '16 Location: United States |
I appreciate that you pointed out that your wife made the rosebuds out of chocolate - that seems apropos of the other kind, too. Actually, just mention that reminds me of a site that a friend showed me years ago that was called Its Just Chocolate. It doesn't seem to exist anymore, but it was WAM that seemed rather graphic given what chocolate can resemble. | |
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| 07-11-17 05:41am - 2679 days | #10 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I remember that site. It was bundled with something else that I subscribed to, Fisting Lessons maybe. I downloaded a few scenes and they were okay but it wasn't my thing. The file resolutions were so low that I eventually deleted them. | |
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| 07-14-17 11:39am - 2675 days | #11 | |
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A K (0)
Active User  Posts: 9 Registered: Jul 03, '15 |
I remember that site very well. It was one of the earliest sites I ever reviewed oh so many years ago... And yes, it was very graphic. Yes, it was just chocolate but it really did look like  I remember it made some of us in the office kinda nauseous just looking at the videos. | |
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| 12-06-19 03:27pm - 1800 days | #12 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Yes, I know this is an old and long-dormant thread, but I saw something on the way home from work today. I drive by an old church that's been re-purposed as a gymnastics school. The billboard out front read "Try-a-Teen: Trampoline Classes." Maybe I'm showing my age, but Try-a-Teen was one of my favourite series back in the 1990s. | |
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| 12-12-19 03:50pm - 1794 days | #13 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I fondly remember that series and it's kind of bittersweet when you consider that one of it's stars died this year. On a somewhat related note. That is an rather unusual way to get people to sign up for trampoline classes. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-13-19 03:42am - 1794 days | #14 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
^ Agreed. Brandon really got his start with series' like these. He made some great porn and will be missed. As you know, he was a fellow Canadian like we are. From Calgary I recall. As for unintended porn, I recall seeing a photo of an A&W sign on the internet a few years back that advertised "Two Teens for $5." Sure, they meant two Teen Burgers for that price, but perverts couldn't help but think of something else. There's a pizza joint near where I live (amazing pizza and lasagna!) that has a billboard outside permanently advertising a couple of long-running specials. One of them says "2 Tops 14" $15." I can't help but think our gay brothers must get a real chuckle out of that. | |
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