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| 02-24-16 03:06am - 3224 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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EverlastingEdge (0)
Active User Posts: 31 Registered: May 01, '11 |
What ruins a porn scene for you? We've all got our own peculiar tastes in porn and what we like to see, but there are some things I really like and some things even if its the hottest model puts me off completely in a scene - The first is upside down fucking, it's not hot and just makes the sex look lame. It's common in gonzo flicks. - Oily up girls asses, what the fuck is the point? it just looks shit, they're ass looks good enough as it is, and oil doesn't enhance it. Take a note bangbros. - Extreme close ups, I get it you're putting your dick in her vagina, I don't need a science biological view of what's happening. Same with the anus, who the fuck wants to see a close up on the anus with shit pouring out? - POV - If I wanted pov, I'd go out and fuck myself, I'm watching to be entertained and what to see from a wider point what is happening not just the front of the camera angle. - When a model is wearing a really nice outfit/shirt/dress and is showcasing it and then the rest of the scene strip it off and make it look like some generic porn video. RK is famous for it. So what's your deal breakers that put you off scence? Edited on Feb 24, 2016, 03:10am | |
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| 02-24-16 03:31am - 3224 days | #2 | |
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bibo (0)
Suspended Posts: 179 Registered: Sep 16, '10 Location: GER |
POV Blurry chunks of pixels wobbling around on my monitor is not what I'm looking for. There are a few good POV scenes available, but most of them suck. Excessive moaning I know it's a porn thing, but some girls are taking it way too far. Squirting We all know it's fake, do we? Bad lighting, blurry quality Probably the most annoying thing: a perfect scene ruined by crappy video quality. Fake tits Instant turn off for me Penetration only This is something I'll never get. So many scenes are just mechanical penetration with no other action. It's a girl not just an ass with some random limbs attached! Play with her body, touch her face, squeeze her boobs, kiss her during the act! Artsy porn Any kind of video filter, black and white, psychedelic, blurry...please! It's supposed to be a porn scene, not a video installation. | |
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| 02-24-16 05:13am - 3224 days | #3 | |
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Amanda (0)
Active User  Posts: 534 Registered: Jul 02, '15 Location: Montreal, Quebec |
 Just my  here... Camera sounds ruin it all for me. The clicking, the sound of zooming, the creaking... ugh!And I also dislike exaggerated gagging noises. I know some people are very much into it, but it's not to my personal taste. Frankly, it makes me think of vomit... which isn't sexy to me. | |
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| 02-24-16 06:05am - 3224 days | #4 | |
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luthien (0)
Active User  Posts: 101 Registered: Jan 07, '16 |
Everlasting!  Extreme close ups If I wanted to see a pussy that magnified, I'd go to the gynecologist. Excessive moaning or as I like to refer to as "high pitch moaning", sounds terrible. Turns me off so much. Gagging noises too. Porn that doesn't have music. I have observed that a lot of porn these days doesn't come with a lot of background music, and instead you hear birds, cars, camera noises, or beds creaking. I like a little soundtrack to my porn. This isn't to say they should bust out the top hits of the 80s, but seductive tunes would be welcome in some scenes. No chemistry between performers. I once watched a scene where the guy was really into the girl and he was encouraging her to cum and complimenting her and vice versa, they really enjoyed each other and it made the scene super sexy. Sometimes the two people don't even talk or take the time to explore each other's bodies, or look into each other's eyes, it makes the sex awkward and it's not arousing to watch. | |
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| 02-24-16 06:24am - 3224 days | #5 | |
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Tittyshake (0)
Suspended  Posts: 27 Registered: Jan 04, '16 Location: Toronto |
Extreme close-ups are a total turn off for me. Bodies are hot and I like to see muscles and curves not just a dick and a vagina. It makes porn seem so clinical and I really don't get why people are so into it. That's my main turn off but POV, faking it, performers who don't look like their enjoying themselves are also a turn off for me. "I want to turn the whole world on, just for a moment . . . if only for a moment." -Edie Sedgwick | |
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| 02-24-16 06:57am - 3224 days | #6 | |
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Dirty Doctor (0)
Active Webmaster  Posts: 3 Registered: May 20, '15 Location: Reading UK |
Heres my [2 cents] I'm making a note of all these things Guys but I agree POV has had its day, I use a good quality Mike off camera it makes for good and even sound quality as for squirting, well it's all real in my movies I know girls that really do Squirt and film them regularly as for moaning well my girls moan and squeal with absolute pleasure when being Fucked or playing hard in a G/G scene it's not Fake they really are enjoying it. I do admit to the odd fake cum shot but then what can you do if the guy can't Cum ! I'm not in the same league as some of the Big producers but I do try to produce a good quality entertaining Product giving the consumer what he needs. My Niche is Mature, MILF to GILF Gary (The Dirty Doctor) Living The Dream | |
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| 02-24-16 07:49am - 3224 days | #7 | |
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thirstyfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 30 Registered: May 20, '13 |
1. Scenes that end with the male performer masturbating. 2. POV photography. 3. Extended close-up photography. 4. POV scenes that end with an extended close-up of the male performer masturbating. 5. Predictable check-list choreography. 6. Bad production values: bad blocking, bad lighting, bad sound, bad editing, bad video encoding, compression artifacts. 7. Non-performers who won't stop talking. 8. Performers who won't stop talking. 9. Male performers who are constantly trying to upstage the women (e.g., rough-housing, prairie dogging, cock blocking, etc.). 10. Unassertive female performers (i.e., passive cock sockets). Porn happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong. | |
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| 02-24-16 04:33pm - 3224 days | #8 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
When a model stares at the camera. They are a couple making love to each other, not the camera. It's like they're asking for approval or want viewers to see their face. Spoils the fantasy every time. Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 02-24-16 04:56pm - 3224 days | #9 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Overplayed sexuality Fake tits Major tattoos Nose rings Violence Facials Guy jerking off to end the scene Predictable sex routines That's all pretty much what gonzo is anymore. No wonder I'm always at a loss when it comes to finding new sites to join. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 02-26-16 07:59am - 3222 days | #10 | |
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A K (0)
Active User  Posts: 9 Registered: Jul 03, '15 |
my friend and colleague Amanda and I have had the conversation about those brutally annoying camera sounds (clicking, etc) before so I am glad she also mentioned them in her post. So, I wanted to mention them again and also mention cameraman noises. you know when you can hear him breathing behind the camera while he films the scene? it is annoying, kind of creepy, and total boner-killer. I think someone else mentioned also, but how about at the end of a scene when they guy spends like 20 minutes jerking off while the girl is on her knees waiting for him to finally cum and you can see her getting bored and trying to do anything she can to encourage him so he can get hard enough to orgasm. In the end that stuff ends up being kind of funny to me, but my bigger question about those scenes is why the hell does the director leave it in? I mean, all he has to do is edit it and cut out all that time so it happens much quicker. do they think we want to watch some guy having orgasm issues stroke himself for 10 minutes? And finally, I read a lot of people hating on POV and i just wanted to put it out there that at least one person still really likes POV (that would be me). having the camera focused completely on the girl is great and i generally much prefer it to a standard wider film style where the guy is completely visible. - of course you want someone who can film properly without tons of shaking around and camera clicking and such, but all things being equal, i would take POV over the other almost all the time. | |
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| 02-26-16 08:34am - 3222 days | #11 | |
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FutureBreed (0)
Active User Posts: 5 Registered: Feb 26, '16 |
When the scene turns into a gangbang, on the other hand i love reverse gangbangs (1 guy, lots of girls) Shy girls, when they start looking at the camera too much Long intros, just get to the actual sex | |
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| 02-26-16 08:51pm - 3221 days | #12 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I 100% agree with all of this.  I actually like a number the things listed by the other posters, but camera noises drive me absolutely bonkers! I've straight up quit watching scenes with some of my favorite performers because of this. The extended masterbation finale is indeed a strange one. It seemed really popular in the mid-2000s gonzo. Not sure what the editors were thinking there. POV can be awesome, but it so rare to find good POV in my experience. My absolute favorite is Czech Spy, as they used non-intrusive camera glasses (like the Google Glass) that let the male talent use both his hands. They were so proud of the tech they often showed him putting it on in a mirror. Sadly, it only filmed in 720p, and they haven't updated in a year now. I keep nagging them though. (Czech AV is one of my favorite networks.) I've seen so many bad POVs though. Strange GoPro head camera attachments that caused the other performers to bend from lens distortion or sometimes they forgot to look at the camera which noticeably above the male talent's eyes, so it made it look like they were really interested in his chin or throat. Or even chest cameras so you felt like a dwarf with normal sized legs and arms. ATK Girlfriends has very nice video quality, but they treat it more like a home sextape rather than pure POV. Sometimes the camera is handed to the female performers so they can film their faces as they receive oral. The worst offense is the few times the camera has been handed to the third party during a threesome, completely destroying all aspects of the fantasy. If anyone knows of a POV site that is as immersive as Czech Spy, please do let me know!  "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!"Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 02-26-16 10:18pm - 3221 days | #13 | |
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GCode (0)
Active User  Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
I really have a problem with talking and/or groping by the camera person during a scene. I mostly watch solo scenes which tends to have this more present. Due to this being present in so many scenes that I have watched I actually watch 75% or more scenes with the sound completely down. It started from pointless banter, horrendous music, ridiculous moaning, and the such being so present that I have become accustomed to watching scenes without sound. I even have to remember to watch a bunch of scenes with sound when writing a review so I can include that kind of stuff. I suppose one dumb thing I hear or dislike can ruin a scene for me. Therefore, I just have trained myself to turn the sound completely off before something like that can happen. I guess it just helps me focus on the model presented without being distracted by things that I feel ruin a scene. The only genre of scenes that I turn sound on is if I'm watching a JOI/Dirty Talk kind of scene. I tend to know that something I may not like will possibly occur but at least I'm prepared lol. I don't watch much hardcore stuff so I don't know if I would prefer sound with those types of scenes. I could be overdoing it by not listening to anyone but it is what it is for me. Anyone else watch their stuff without sound most of the time? Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 03-02-16 09:56am - 3217 days | #14 | |
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TheBrickster (0)
Active User  Posts: 41 Registered: Dec 02, '15 Location: New Hampshire |
Everyone has their tastes, but I must stand up and defend POV. Good POV, anyway. I will also say that camera clicking off-camera can be, though rarely is, hot in a sort of base, objectified way. But I agree in most cases it just comes off as both cheap and a misunderstanding of how porn is shot (videos and pictures are typically done separately). As to the topic at hand, for me it's simply the poor production/editing mentioned previously, like hearing the director give instruction in a scene where the director is not supposed to be acknowledged, or shaky camera work. If the goal is to create a fantasy, things that disrupt that fantasy makes it all fall down like a house of cards. Other things include: 1. Bad acting - I mean BAD acting. We already set the bar pretty low for pornography on the acting front, but when some people fall below THAT there is no amount of viagra that will get it going for me. This also includes looking into the camera or completely dropping the pretext of the scene once the fucking starts. 2. Long ejaculation sequences - This goes back to the poor editing, but some directors think that people want to see a dude furiously masturbating in front of a bored woman's face for several, seemingly infinite number of minutes. It's particularly funny when they do an obvious cut or wipe, suggesting that the dude has been doing this forever. BTW, these are all complaints from someone who has been embarrassed by the riches that porn has presented over the last 20 years, where you can seemingly get the EXACT thing you want in a scene. Previous to that, where getting your hands on a VHS that fit your specific taste or itch you had at that moment was a hell of a lot more complicated than people remember, I would've enjoyed black & white grainy footage of a honeymoon shot in the woods at midnight during the Eisenhower administration. Listen to Buried At Sea. | |
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| 04-11-16 08:54am - 3177 days | #15 | |
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georgehansen (0)
Active User Posts: 4 Registered: Apr 06, '16 Location: Springfield, IL |
Yes, I agree. I automatically go right on by a girl with big fake tits. I also dislike facials. To me it's a wasted scene. I'd much rather see the shot go directly into the girls mouth where it belongs. Shots on the ass or tits are also turn offs. Doesn't anyone tell the girl in advance not to stare at the camera? | |
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| 04-11-16 05:40pm - 3177 days | #16 | |
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biker (0)
Active User Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
I actually believe the director tells them to stare at the camera. I can understand a solo scene, where the only other person involved is us, so they look out into the camera. In a couples scene they should be paying attention to each other and not using the camera as some sort of self promotion. Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 04-12-16 08:45am - 3176 days | #17 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
My pet peeve is to much guy talk. Lets face it these people are not actors and I really hate when they try and think somehow they can cross that line by yapping it up. Others are close up ass and balls. Close ups all together are a negative. Over the top moans. Finally I hate sound changes you have a nice smooth sounds and then they start moaning at 85DB WTF ? I have had it happen so many times I often have my hand near the volume control. I guess another add is Camera men talking. Why? What possible turn on could it bring. I also as others have said hate over the top eye contact, some during a solo is ok, but otherwise nope. I guess I would also add music, Twistys site why I like allot has some of the for me most fucked up music choices that often do not come close to fitting the scenes. I like music its ok, but a naughty scenes with classical in the background doesn't cut it.  Since 2007 | |
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| 04-12-16 11:33am - 3176 days | #18 | |
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lazebra (0)
Active User Posts: 7 Registered: Apr 10, '16 |
Well I hate: Humiliation of any kind: Just don't get. For example I have seen so many BJ scenes getting ruined by the male actor having to slap the woman on the cheek. Stop it please. Who actually likes that? Male masturbation of any kind: But mostly when the woman is on her knees and the cumshot is made like the male is standing and jerking off while she just sits there waiting. Porn attributes: I dislike the "porn star" look. Give me natural women any day than the "porn star" look. Music: I hate a scene getting ruin by music. Big penises: Yes I hate it that male porn stars must have well above average penises. Give me normal sized penises any day (especially for VR) And no I am actually above average myself but penises in porn are imo just too big. Penises complicating: As with big penis sizes I hate the female actress commenting about what a big cock she is having for lunch. I DON'T care about it. Closeups of action: This goes for regular porn. I hate closeups of "cock in pussy". I want to see the whole scene for the most part. On the other hand in VR porn I prefer close ups of the woman's face. | |
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| 04-18-16 04:09am - 3170 days | #19 | |
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Peter Porker (0)
Active User  Posts: 36 Registered: Jan 24, '16 |
Hearing the director yell "Action!" at the start of a scene. How hard is it to edit that out? I also don't like seeing guys having sex while wearing nothing but their socks and shoes. I don't mind it when girls do it, but guys... it just bugs me. I don't know why. | |
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| 04-19-16 05:13pm - 3169 days | #20 | |
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merc77 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 291 Registered: Apr 17, '16 |
When Mom walks in!  (Sorry, couldn't resist that one.)Seriously, I do not like shaved models. I watch gay porn and it is a real turn-off for me. "Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016) Dogs have masters; Cats have staff. | |
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