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| 08-20-10 05:09pm - 5238 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
More on Ron Jeremy It's now late in August and Ron's still at it to prove he's the undisputed King of porn. Lets pretend His latest adventure takes place at the invitation of the usual brand of porn-entrepreneur wanna-bes except this one has a new twist. We have a country farmer who want's Ron to introduce sex to his innocent, 18 year old virgin daughter. (Mind you) We know these stats are unquestionably genuine and is absolutely true, because, I mean, would a father lie about his daughter like that? Ron is on top of this petite little thing like white on rice, launching into his usual masterful pussy-munching, tongue and digital dexterity, which is driving this young new-comer into spasmatic frenzies....(all to the delight of the proud father sitting on the side-lines smiling. Visualizing this typical kind of Jermery scenario, I'm reminded of a horror movie I saw many years ago about a radioactive lab accident transmuting a spider to the size on an elephant. You later see this huge hairy creature completely enveloping this unfortunate woman, wherein all we see is glimpses of her torso, the spider's massive layer of hair on it's back, rear and legs and its very busy mandibles enjoying his meal. A poor description perhaps, but I'm a newbe still setting in the back row. The point to all this is to say Ron may still has his stuff, but its not coming across like it use to, or even making a dent. I got nothing against the guy; his movie credits are very commendable...But time has caught up with him...Maybe he should exit before his performances become more comedy than porn.. Edited on Aug 20, 2010, 08:16pm | |
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| 08-21-10 06:37am - 5237 days | #2 | |
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Sevrin (0)
Active User  Posts: 80 Registered: May 30, '10 |
Live and let live. Ron isn't forcing anyone to watch him. | |
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| 08-21-10 09:09am - 5237 days | #3 | |
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hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
Agreed. If people were paying me well into my 50s to have sex with beautiful young women, no way in hell I would turn that down. | |
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| 08-29-10 06:21am - 5229 days | #4 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Ditto that!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 08-29-10 07:56am - 5229 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I agree from the standpoint of Ron. Why would he turn down money to have sex with 18yrs old? What I'm wondering is why they are paying him to have sex with young girls? Is it because of his name or is it that there aren't too many 50yrs old that want, and can perform in front of a camera? I was a big Ron fan because he always performed very well in his cenes. My issue with the current Ron is more in the fact that he's a little on the fat side and that this makes it hard to watch him. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 08-29-10 11:26am - 5229 days | #6 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
And performers have complained in the recent period that his personal hygiene is not that great - a smelly walrus is worse than a freshly-showered walus. | |
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| 08-29-10 12:55pm - 5229 days | #7 | |
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Jay G (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 96 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
The great thing about lots of porn is VARIETY. I really like men and women who are good-looking mixing it up with wide varieties of partners, including the downright ugly sometimes. I like beauty, but it only shines when surrounded by the not so beautiful. Ron Jeremy is beautiful even when he's with young actresses. Jay G Edited on Aug 29, 2010, 07:07pm | |
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| 08-30-10 07:52am - 5228 days | #8 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I think I might need to get a bulk order of eye bleach.  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 08-30-10 07:42pm - 5228 days | #9 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
That's the beauty of video. We can't smell anything. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 08-30-10 11:54pm - 5227 days | #10 | |
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JuicyBunny (0)
Active Webmaster  Posts: 17 Registered: Aug 30, '10 Location: Santa Monica |
"That's the beauty of video. We can't smell anything. " Thats very funny. I met Ron at AdultCon. He took some pictures with some of the JuicyBunny girls. He smelled fine. He was a total gentlemen. The girls are probably just smelling, "old guy smell". It happens, when you get old. One day we will all grow old. JuicyBunnyCash.com | |
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| 08-31-10 08:23am - 5227 days | #11 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
Don't remind me about growing old. 40 is rapidly approaching and that scares me. At least I have my midlife crisis to look forward to. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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| 08-31-10 07:08pm - 5227 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I think the smell is in keeping with overweight people and how they sweat. I'm guessing that most 18yrs old don't fantasize too much about having sex with an overweight 50+ yrs old. I've never met him but he's always seemed to be a nice man. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 08-31-10 07:10pm - 5227 days | #13 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Yes, but since we live longer now then you aren't allowed a midlife crisis until at least 45 and 50 if you're in excellent health. That means that it's at least 6yrs away or more. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 08-31-10 09:46pm - 5227 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I am sure he is, after all he's having sex (and getting paid for it!) with all those up-and-coming eighteen year-olds, and he's Ron Jeremy! He's sort of like the Energizer Bunny of porn, because he keeps going and going. I say rock on, Ron!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 09-01-10 04:01pm - 5226 days | #15 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Great. I guess that puts me one foot in the grave already - and some people on here, on life support. 40 wasn't so bad. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 09-01-10 06:15pm - 5226 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Count me amongst those on life support. At my age I'm now IV'ed to my canister of prune juice. At 40 it was to my beer keg. | |
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| 09-02-10 04:02pm - 5225 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Are you saying you've already had a midlife crisis or have yet to have one? Or are you so constantly enraged that you have midday crises?  Relax, I'm sure you can have as many as you want.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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