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| 07-06-13 07:23am - 4187 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Saturday Morning Cartoons Well, not really cartoons but a photo and two links of minor interest. First up is Shin Soo-ji, a Korean Olympic athlete who got my attention throwing out the first pitch for the Doosan Bears baseball team. Here, to peak your interest is a photo and then the link to see her first pitch:  Youtube link: http://youtu.be/RVeo6QMcbW4 Better than some presidents in getting it to the plate I must say. Next up & last for this thread is a link to the tabloid web site EveryJoe which has 57 before and after photos of some of our favorite porn stars. I will say that some do benefit from makeup, but there are others who honestly, I would rather they minimize their use of it. Love freckles so covering them up is not high on my of list make overs. Brooklyn Lee is a prime example.  Link to article with 57 of your favorites: http://www.everyjoe.com/2013/03/13/girls/porn-stars-with-no-makeup-pornstars-without-makeup-pictures/ A lot look like average next door girls (or the bad girl next door who's doing the entire football team) and some actually do benefit from the make overs. It is one of the reasons that the Manuel Ferrara's Raw series is somewhat appealing. Mostly I'm not into Manuel but I do like the candid appearance of most of his co-workers. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-06-13 07:49am - 4187 days | #2 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^There was a tiny controversy when the photos were first released because some felt that it was unfair to show the girls looking like normal women. It didn't last long when it was learned that the vas majority of the women in those photos didn't care. The woman responsible for the makeup is http://instagram.com/xmelissamakeupx#. I agree that some of the women benefit from the makeover but the vast majority are still quite beautiful without any and even those that aren't necessarily as beautiful as the others may just be having an off day. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-06-13 08:02am - 4187 days | #3 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Oooh Pat - nice link!  If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-06-13 09:02am - 4187 days | #4 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
Allie Haze is adorable sans make-up - GORGEOUS smile! and Dani Daniels - Dammmmmmnnnn!!! She makes my heart go thump-a-thump Madison Ivy - with those eyes - would turn heads no matter what. As to the content of the article about whether these women would be upset, I doubt it. Melissa Murphy is a well-known make-up artist in porn and these kind of "before and after" pics get posted in Twitter frequently. I HIGHLY doubt that any make-up artist in porn would jeopardize their career by releasing pics that the subjects would be upset by - unless they were an idiot. I would also say that if you go to a fancy cocktail party, at least a good percentage of the women there are wearing similar amounts of make-up as the women in these photos - which is why make-up is a 230 billion dollar industry. | |
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| 07-06-13 09:54am - 4187 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I think the controversy was primarily fan driven more than anything else and that's why it barely made a ripple when the pictures were first made public. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-06-13 09:57am - 4187 days | #6 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
jb - That's an unfair title! I thought this was going to be some sort of rant about the crappy cartoon kids have today versus the classics like Bugs Bunny, Coyote/Roadrunner and Merrie Melodies cartoons some of us grew up with. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 07-06-13 10:09am - 4187 days | #7 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
^ Sorry Bud man -- It just was the first thing that popped into my head. With regard to the website I posted, you will notice that I did label the site tabloid web site simply for the stupid non-issue headline. At the time, I was unaware of Melissa's work or her Instagram photos and ran into this following a search on Shin Soo-ji - who, if you're a Yahoo person, is the Person of the Day. That vid has some 1.5M hits so far. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-06-13 12:42pm - 4187 days | #8 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
I was too. The cartoons, or what they call cartoons don't compare to Professor Peabody's Wayback Machine or Go Go Gophers. Give me Daffy Duck anytime. Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 07-06-13 03:52pm - 4187 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I wonder if Shin Soo-ji has a good "slider"? Also would love to see her "screwball?" | |
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| 07-06-13 05:01pm - 4187 days | #10 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Speaking of Brooklyn Lee, not that she is particularly a favorite of mine, but in following a J.Darkko thread I came across the following XBIZ article and youtube interview. I thought it had legs and was well considered on her part. Proceed if you care: Friday, May 3, 2013 LOS ANGELES — Brooklyn Lee, the reigning XBIZ Female Performer of the Year, has announced plans to retire from porn. Lee posted her intentions on the adult industry discussion forum, Adult DVD Talk, on Wednesday. Her agent Mark Spiegler also confirmed her plans to XBIZ. In Lee's post, she said, "... Also yes, I have retired. Off to other things and greener pastures. It's time for me to focus on the bigger picture; my education. Just going to school and being me. All is well... the adult industry is simply no longer a place I belong or wish to be." Her post continued, "There has been some speculation that I quit because of my long-time boyfriend, who is a figure behind the scenes in the industry. I would love to tell you that I am a fully liberated woman who does what she pleases and can easily separate work life from home. I won't lie to you. While the man that I love never once asked me to quit performing, I did do so in part because of him. When you reach a point where you loathe heading to set because there's only one person in the world you have any desire to have sex with, it's time to move on from sex work... so I did. "I take with me many fond memories and unique experiences; I wish the very best to my friends that remain in adult. I came, I saw, I conquered... and now I'm done." Lee said to look for Vivid Entertainment's release of its remake of "Behind the Green Door," a movie in which she was the lead, this September. "I would say that it's the best work I've ever done. Nothing I could ever do could compete with it... so why bother? "You can also see me in Deborah Anderson's 'Aroused Project,' on Hulu, iTunes and theaters near you. The whole thing turned out really beautifully." Lee was unavailable for comment at post time. However Spiegler said that the star had indicated she would perform in one more movie before bowing out, noting she is scheduled to be the lead in Evil Angel's "Voracious 2" which begins shooting later this month. Lee earned critical acclaim for her lead role in the original "Voracious," an episodic web series directed by John Stagliano that also was released on DVD in 2012. Lee has performed in more than 130 movies since beginning her porn career in 2010. Last week, she won a pair of honors at the 29th annual X-Rated Critics Organization Awards, taking home Superslut and Orgasmic Oralist trophies. Spiegler said Lee has already enrolled in college on a pre-med track. "You can’t do porn forever, and this is like planning ahead for the future and she will do well in school," he said. "She's very smart and really good at writing." Only if they all could depart with such class rather than slinking into the wood work. ___________________________________________________________ Monday, Mar 25, 2013 and Prior to the above news story, XBIZ produced this interview video and posted it on Youtube. My, things do change fast. http://youtu.be/lBfF3aNW4FE If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-06-13 06:46pm - 4187 days | #11 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I don't think there is a single cartoon made in the last 5 years that is worth discussing except to say that you can actually feel your brain melting as you watch any of them. You are dumber after watching any of them than you were prior to it. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-07-13 05:22am - 4186 days | #12 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I thought this thread was going to be about Whoppers with cheese. (Well, that was the first thing that popped into my mind.) Having looked through all of the "before and after" pics of the porn stars from the link, I can say that most of them are actually good looking without the makeup: Anissa Kate, Kimberly Gates, certainly Elle Alexandra, etc. etc. It's nice that such women share their charms in one or another way. BTW, I'd love a rant about the Current Kiddie Crapoola Cartoons these days. Nothing beats those old Chuck Jones favorites. They had style! They had pathos! They're literary classics compared to the cheesy, squeaky, vapid trash these days. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jul 07, 2013, 05:33am | |
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| 07-07-13 10:01am - 4186 days | #13 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^What's worse is that most of todays cartoons can't even come up with an original idea but keep copying past work and doing a piss poor job at it. I recently saw that there are new Bugs Bunny cartoon and I saw maybe two minutes of one and had to change the channel because they were so bad. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-07-13 12:52pm - 4186 days | #14 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
I miss Bloom County. Bill the Cat, Opus, Milo, Steve, Portnoy, etal. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-07-13 03:48pm - 4186 days | #15 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Boy, I thought this really dated me but then realized you were only 10 years younger than I. I have never heard of any of the above.  | |
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| 07-08-13 12:54pm - 4185 days | #16 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
I certainly didn't think but a few strip readers from the 80's would remember Berke Breathed's Bloom County. It ran nationally from 1980 - 1989. You can catch its reruns here: http://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty Berke said of the slight run, "A good comic strip is no more eternal than a ripe melon. The ugly truth is that in most cases, comics age less gracefully than their creators". Berke is still active and has a website here: http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/index.html Bill the Cat  In retrospect, the 80s were pretty forgetful except for discovering my love for wine and Bloom County. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-10-13 10:07pm - 4182 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I wonder how much of it is because it's early in the day when they arrive on set since so many of them look less than well rested, or it's simply that they're not going on a date and they look like they do in "before" because they're going to be so heavily (a few way too heavy) made up anyway. The big difference seems to be in eyes, whether it's eyeshadow or concealer, that transforms them from girl-next-door to the Internet's latest porn countess. And the differences don't seem to just be making them sluttier/sexier/whatever but subtly more mature, at least in terms of their libidos if not their ages. A lot of them just look younger and more innocent in the before photos. Personally I don't like a lot of the "after" looks; that exhausted porn style that has become a gaudy cliche of gigantic lips, ancient Egypt-like eyeshadow, and no freckles reminds me too much of one of those nightmarish "companion" sex robot things. Maybe I've seen Terminator 2 too many times and just don't trust robots enough to have sex with them or even leave them in my home while I sleep, but that vacant look can really ruin an otherwise naturally attractive woman. I know I'll draw some fire just for thinking this, but I'd almost prefer fake tits to the clown face look so many performers get after a while in the business.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-11-13 06:13am - 4182 days | #18 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
^ Your last comment "I'd almost prefer fake tits to the clown face look so many performers get after a while in the business." reminds me of the car commercial where they do the "or" vs "and" in things like "Bed & Breakfast" and "Protect & Serve". So my question is, do we have to have "or" in that statement or can we please just have "and"? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 08-07-13 07:47am - 4155 days | #19 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I agree with you, going to throw out Madison Ivy's name  again like I do often in this forum. She has amazing tits and they were upgraded a few years ago. She is very pretty and needs no make up. They try and make her look more sultry by adding makeup and she is one of those people that neads no make up. I am perhaps drawn to this because my S.O needs no makeup and seldom ever wears any but she is a working professional and will only wear it if we go out on the town or something. I think women with natural high cheek bones thick eyelashes and light eyes and dark hair often look like natural beautys and makeup seem needed more on the lighter hair people for the most part.  There are a few Porn Stars that are amazing this way. I think many would say Males Gay or Straight porn look better without make up as well.  I'm bat man and I approve this message Since 2007 | |
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| 08-07-13 02:05pm - 4155 days | #20 | |
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biker (0)
Active User Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
Porn is a fantasy world. Even more so then any Hollywood film.Women submitting to our desires. Always looking like a fashion model in stunning outfits. They are surrounded by a finely furnished bedrooms with satin sheets on the bed. So let me have my fantasy, that is what I want in my porn. Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 08-08-13 08:53pm - 4154 days | #21 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I looked her up and I would agree with you. Her Twitter pics definitely show her to be just as sexy, if not sexier, when she's not out in public. But I guess she isn't slutty/"sultry" enough with less makeup. And she's one of those women who frankly start to go down that lookin'-like-a-tranny path when they are so heavily made up--and I don't like that ("beauty" pageant contestants usually have this problem too). Madison obviously has fake breasts--not to mention a permanently arched back apparently--but they aren't so bad considering what the makeup does to her, and at least that's not as permanent. I know breast implant hatred is almost a PU religion but I think it's overblown compared to what all the Kabuki makeup does to an otherwise naturally attractive face. Of course, a Penelope Black Diamond-style breast enhancement is taking things too far, but at least those heroic implants don't make me ever think she might really be a man.  Granted, as a man I might sound incredibly shallow and naïve saying that women could do with less makeup (and that it probably wouldn't hurt if I tried wearing some to just make me look a little less like a pallid bridge troll), but I am turned off by the notion that the sexually idealized look of a women is that of a lingerie-clad circus performer. (Though a Kink.com-take on whatever the hell Cirque du Soleil is would probably attract quite an audience.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 08-08-13 11:19pm - 4153 days | #22 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Yet again I think you are dead on on this, very good insight. See I did not like Madison much as a blonde, but when she was blonde she did not have implants. But she looks very sexxy with darker hair. When it comes to fake breast I think one has to leave well enough alone. Men and boobs why they go hand in hand ( no pun intended) I am an not convinced porn benefits from larger breast. I think most men and women watch porn for the fantasy experience. I think if you just showed big blow up fake breasts and nothing else for 15 minute nothing would occur.  . I am sure Gay porn would be similar to show some guys cock for 15 minutes and nothing else would all just be a waste. Clown makeup is for the big top and I do not mean  Floatation devices. Women are beautiful naturally, sure in my book a little can be sexy. One more word on Madison Ivy I do think my tolerance is just right on the border with here , if she was not so damn sexy the boob job would have been a deal breakere. But they are larger not huge and I can live with it . Since 2007 | |
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