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| 02-12-10 07:37pm - 5426 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Which porn star would you like to be an avatar of? Okay, I know this thread title sounds weird, but come on what did you expect from me? ;) Partial credit of this idea has to go to Wittyguy for digging up his old thread "The Next Big Thing in Porn?" from the forum grave. His recent response about "Avatar" got me thinking: if, instead of a loin-clothed ten foot tall blue Na'vi, you could be made into the avatar of your porn star of choice, who would it be and why? I would pick squirt-goddess Cytherea first and foremost. Not my favorite model of all time, but her squirting powers are insane and possibly supernatural. The way her body shakes during and after a particularly forceful 'shoot' makes me think either a.) where does one find the drugs that would make someone act like that?, or b.) what is she feeling? Thus, to answer my second question I climb in the chamber and get uploaded via mental-link to my very own Cytherea avatar! I'm sure changing genders and bodies (not physically, of course) in order to experience 'her world' would be a steep learning curve but still better than dodging falling trees, riding dragons, and fighting mech-warriors on an alien planet in 2154. Oh, and if this thread has got you thinking "I believe it's about time we put turboshaft in a home," then I am sorry. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-13-10 03:19am - 5426 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I see the question in terms of being a huge fan of the star, with the avatar visually expressing that idea. Whether I'd be representative, to say nothing of iconic, I have no idea but a fair amount of doubt. But I've been wrong about things before! Since I'm older and Cayenne put in a fine performance at Oldje, well, I'd be honored. If we stick to softcore, then it's Nikky Case! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 02-13-10 10:03am - 5426 days | #3 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I'm not sure if you guys are looking at a female avatars only. I'm going to chose Annette Haven(my all time favorite). This way I would have her do all those nasty things she never did on film, film it and then buy the movies. If I could pick a male avatar then the first would be Dane Cross because he dated Faye Reagan. I wouldn't mind going home at night with Faye and spending a couple of hours screwing like bunnies. The other male would be Jamie Gillis. There was always something intriguing about that actor and he got to have sex with most of the big stars from bygone years. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 02-13-10 02:34pm - 5426 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't know about being a male avatar...for every date or scene with a super hottie like Faye Reagan there's probably something you don't want to do. Knowing my luck my first day as some male star I would be rubbing carrots with some stranger in a double anal scene! :( Of course if I was the avatar of any one of the pro-anal female stars it would probably be her day to do a marathon double anal scene and then I'd be on the receiving end (I've never seen Cytherea do anal, so she's out on this one). I think the avatars were only supposed to be mental links--I hope! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 16, 2010, 08:29pm | |
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| 02-13-10 06:06pm - 5425 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
She did a couple of anal scenes but clearly it was not her thing. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 02-14-10 07:18am - 5425 days | #6 | |
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uscue (0)
Active User Posts: 13 Registered: Mar 01, '07 Location: USA |
I'd be either Voodoo, Preston (Bang Bros) or John E. Depth. Mainly because they seem to get the most action. All three are regular performers for a variety of websites that update weekly, meaning they get a lot of different types of women every couple of days. Add to the websites the studio porn work that they do, and you're talking about a great time as an avatar. I wouldn't want to be a woman.... | |
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| 02-14-10 04:47pm - 5424 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hmm, you're right. I looked her up on IAFD and of her 300 credits as a performer only 6 list anal--that's less than 2%--which is probably lower than the percentage of times male stars 'miss their targets' and hit the wrong hole. I have to admit I like watching her more intense solo scenes where she starts talking dirty and then ends up screaming and shaking...very intense! :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-14-10 06:17pm - 5424 days | #8 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I was suprise to read that she had 300 titles to her name. I always thought that she was rather cute but the squirting thing just doesn't appeal and that is one of the things she was famous for. She's one of those tragic tales about the porn world that I never like to hear about. She got into the heavy drug fairly early in her career and it pretty much destroyed her. She was well known for flaking on shoots and after a while couldn't get herself hired. I hope she found some peace. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 02-15-10 12:59pm - 5424 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
From what I have read--and this is from interviews that are over two years old--she eventually married, had a kid, and is living in (gulp!) Branson, Missouri. Supposedly her spouse is a fan, lucky bastard, and it's not an abusive relationship but still I almost would rather hear about her abusing drugs again than being married with a kid while calling Branson home. I also read that she wanted to get back into the business as she missed "everything about it" but I am not sure in what capacity she would return as (actor, director, producer, etc.). I am sure drug problems and abusive relationships tend to be more the norm than the exception for the bigger stars in porn. You have a lot of young people with little to no experience in responsibly handling money who have already fucked the people they would most likely date. A few handle it reasonably well, some defy all expectations (like Jenna Jameson), but I bet the majority crash and burn pretty hard or escape before it happens. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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