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| 04-21-10 05:25am - 5464 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
national blow job day I just found out about a great holiday, Steak and Blow Job Day. It was on March 14. http://www.steakandbjday.com/ If you didn't celebrate it there is always August 17th, National Head Day. http://www.august17.org/. These sound like my kind of holidays. | |
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| 04-21-10 05:59am - 5464 days | #2 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Hillarious - you guys in the US should consider making those days National Holidays... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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| 04-21-10 06:13am - 5464 days | #3 | |
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nostromo (0)
Active User Posts: 131 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: madrid/spain |
Mmm... i'd like to arrange a meeting with Kaylynn on August 17th  Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H.L. Mencken. | |
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| 04-21-10 07:15am - 5464 days | #4 | |
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BadMrFrosty (0)
Active User Posts: 124 Registered: Mar 05, '10 Location: Prague (Czech Republic) |
Or move to the Czech Republic where everyday is steak and BJ day  The problem with the world is stupidity. Not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?Frank Zappa | |
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| 04-21-10 07:57am - 5464 days | #5 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Umm some of us do  Since 2007 | |
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| 04-21-10 03:23pm - 5463 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol. No kidding, Americans are so screwed up when it comes to sex we would have to invent a holiday just so we could hope to get some without feeling guilty. I mean you can't just fuck for no reason! No, that's what animals and perverts do! (And Europeans, who are actually grown adults when it comes to sex.  ) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-21-10 03:52pm - 5463 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
The next time the woman you're with asks you in a harsh tone, "Just what is it that you want?" just pause a moment, reflectively, then look her straight in the eye and say: "Just two things. Steak ... and a blowjob." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-21-10 10:51pm - 5463 days | #8 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
In That order too !   Since 2007 | |
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| 04-21-10 11:10pm - 5463 days | #9 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User  Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
some relevant but pathetic trivia: My last decent hummer was in the winter of 1995, from a woman I was seeing then. My wife of ten years was miserable at it. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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| 04-25-10 05:06am - 5460 days | #10 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Blast! Missed it!  Ah well....maybe next year!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 12-21-15 01:08pm - 3393 days | #11 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
Keep these in mind for next year, along with National Short Girl Day! | |
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