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| 06-03-10 06:30pm - 5315 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Masturbating on furniture-tops, kitchen table, countertops....... Do you suppose one day some porn-maker might've had this brain-storm and just had to rush right out to the studios and present it? And do you further think his excitement at coming up with this ground-breaking idea was so overwhelming that he felt it needed to get started and presented immediately into mainstream porn. Wow! it don't get no better than this....  The piece de resistance: lets have the ladies do their solos on top of furniture, on kitchen and pool tables, on washing machines, desks, workbenches...golly, the oddly dumb places they can do their stuff is endless. And it's so original.......OK, but is it practical? realistic? believable? ....is it anything that one can preceive as making even a nanogram of sense? (she) Hey, you guys, ain't this dildo-action I'm doing over my double sink just bringing you right up out of your chair. Hey! I've just got a brainstorm myself: how about solos done stretched out on the BED???? | |
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| 06-20-10 03:36am - 5299 days | #2 | |
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Colm4 (0)
Active User  Posts: 117 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: Holland |
I actually like seeing solos on weird places. On a bed is a bit too boring for me. These weird places give things a bit of a 'forbidden' feel to it. The hottest scenes I saw were on odd places like sinks, outside and such. | |
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| 06-20-10 04:35am - 5299 days | #3 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
What Colm4 said. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 06-20-10 07:56am - 5299 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I also generally concur with Colm4. And some places aren't that far off the mark, either. I'm sure we've all had that "kitchen encounter," though I prefer the floor to the Formica. And classrooms and libraries and offices are very naughty places to be sweating and spurting juices around, so I like that. But I don't like greasy factories and auto-repair shops. They're too dark or they're too "busy" with all of those colorful tool boxes and tire mounts and so on. And I hate seeing grease, dust, and crud smeared on the fine ladies. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-20-10 03:32pm - 5298 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Son-of'a-gun....who'da thunk it? I could'a sworn I'd get broad laughable support on this ludicrous ensemble of Odd-ball wierd-a-mania.  And did I see something about "the bed being boring?"....Well damned! silly me, It must be those happy-pills I'm currently takin' for pain that's disabled the grey-matter's logic side of its lobe.....cuz any fool would know a bed is disigned only for sleeping...God forbid some adventurous women would use it to bounce around pleasuring herself.  Thanks for the input fellows...you're what this wondiful forum is all about. If everybody only agreed, it simply wouldn't work. Edited on Jun 20, 2010, 03:37pm | |
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| 06-20-10 03:37pm - 5298 days | #6 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Don't get me wrong, graymane - bed scenes are good, too. But so is watching her get herself off while hanging from a chandelier. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 06-20-10 03:57pm - 5298 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Not to mention possibly being recognized and awarded adulation from the International Porn Award Ceremonies.  Funny stuff,RB.....Speakin' of The IPAC, they could use somebody with your comedic talent to help livin' up the festivities. | |
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| 06-20-10 10:14pm - 5298 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Mmm...maybe, but how is she going to get up there? Is she playing the part of a super horny electrician who comes by some guy's mansion to work on his chandelier, only to not restrain herself once she's up there and starts masturbating? Or maybe she's rich and living in a mansion with a nice (and hopefully strong) chandelier and looks up and fantasizes getting herself off while swinging in the air?  What brave actress out there would take this role? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-26-10 09:21pm - 5292 days | #9 | |
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Sevrin (0)
Active User  Posts: 80 Registered: May 30, '10 |
I'm with Graymane, although I'd expand my list to the shower and the sofa. That's in a home setting. Outdoors can be nice too, but you don't see a lot of that. If only MET... | |
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| 06-26-10 09:45pm - 5292 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Actually, you do see a lot of outdoors: WalterBosque, DigitalDreamgirls, JustNude, PrettyNudes, FemJoy, Querro, MPL Studios, Erotic Destinations, 66Beauty, AvErotica, Skokoff (though not so much, but with the usual light-conrol issues), Zemani, etc. Yes, it can be nice, and there are some things shot outside that I really like. I just wish that more photographers handled it better, though I don't think it's easy. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-27-10 11:20pm - 5291 days | #11 | |
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james4096 (0)
Suspended Posts: 132 Registered: Mar 02, '09 |
I think porn directors shoot scenes in unusual places or even beds because their orange couches are getting their yearly steam cleaning. | |
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