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| 03-24-14 05:00pm - 3926 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
This bears repeating I was wandering on a TGP site and noticed this comment on a young lady.... " I'd like to tongue punch her fart box " and this was a title for a picture set " a loveable body with an increment of covetous orifices" Well turned phrasing is ubiquitous. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 03-24-14 05:09pm - 3926 days | #2 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
And they say romance is dead. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 03-25-14 08:21am - 3925 days | #3 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.......... ( courtesy blood hound gang , BadTouch ) Since 2007 | |
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| 03-25-14 06:45pm - 3925 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
These don't have quite the poetic grace of Mark Sanford's emails to his Argentinian adventuress--"you opened up a new chapter last week wherein I was happy and content just being"--but they sure are funny. And in truth, that line was from an email where he started off talking about the "tranquility" of operating a tractor in the morning, but it still sounds like the kind of gibberish that could get some ladies all wet in their "great love divide."   DVD titles are almost universally funny in my opinion, and I give Seymore Butts some credit for coming up with some silly ones in his time: "Poetic Just-Ass," "Ass Good Ass It Gets," "Romancing the Butthole." And not to plug them, but for my juvenile tastes InTheCrack has always had some of the funniest descriptions and scene titles of a site: "Bloomin' Garden," "A Colonial Spread," "Trickle your Fancy."  Considering they have over 900 collections with at least a few scenes each it's a healthy amount of vulgarity and silliness, but I'll take it over Robert Frost any day! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-26-14 10:06am - 3924 days | #5 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I'm adopting this as a new phrase in my lexicon: "I'd like to tongue punch her fart box." Now all I have to do is figure out how to incorporate this into civilized office and dinner table chat.  | |
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| 03-26-14 10:09am - 3924 days | #6 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Or will you? Given the topics around here one could easily argue that Frost was talking about anal sex when he wrote the last stanza of The Road Not Taken: I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference Mmmmm... less travelled...  | |
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| 03-26-14 12:14pm - 3924 days | #7 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Anal Sex : TheRoadLessTraveled. I like it ! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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