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| 04-05-14 10:09pm - 3914 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
PU's Poll about aliens is prompting this story of my own abduction by them This is a copy made from my poll entry ...... Its all about my alien experience that only my fellow PU members will be privy to ...... It all began on this one afternoon as I was driving alone down an isolated road, Most likely with thoughts of how nice it would be if the soft lips of a hot chick who, seated beside me, was bent over doing a number on the head of my "Willy." But it was about then I sensed this weird foreboding that I wasn't alone. Then, all of a sudden, there were some rotating lights emanating from a huge disc-shaped craft hovering above my car. I pulled over, after which I lost consciousness. I awakened strapped down onto a padded table, and was getting a blurred vision of some weird creatures assembled around me. About then a telepathic voice uttered sounds that I interpreted as saying: "we are what you earthlings call Martians, and we're here on earth to extract cell samples from the brains of healthy sex addicts. Then I sensed another Martian nearby, who interrupt the first one by saying: "No, Zonko, that's "pervert"...I think that's the correct and more appropriate term to use." Angrily, Zonko shot back: " How dare you, Axlerod, correct me in the presence of this mere, ignorant Homo sapien!" this caught me off guard: I yelled out: "wait-a-minute, who're you fat-headed weirdoes calling ignorant...and watch the Homo stuff?" I didn't stop there: .."And why's your head so big, with those funny-looking bulging eyes...and your mouth, where the hell is your mouth?" Zonko's huge forehead immediately developed protruding blue vains (I could tell he was mad). Just then Axlerod chimed in: "now look what you've done, Zonko! You've gone and got our specimen all excited." "Would you shut the hell up, screamed Zonko, and let me get on with my extraction procedure" After some more loud and heated exchanges, the two began flailing their little arms at each other in what appeared to be a fist-fight. Immediately, the two were politely carted out of the examining room, by whom I perceived as security personnel. Shortly thereafter, I was addressed by somebody who looked like a senior authority figure: "I'm sorry', he told me, voiced from a source that still baffled me how it was done without a mouth, .. "they're interns and competitively doing this all the time." "Anyhow," he added, 'I've concluded your brain's too old and addled to serve as a cell donor, We want younger and healthier men who're really avid perverts." "But I AM a pervert," I said; and a darn avid one at that." "No, said the senior figure, 'you simply won't do,'.we're sending you back. "But sir, I wanna know why I'm not an avid pervert," I blurted out...'Hell, man, I'm an active member of Porn Users for crying out loud." "Odd you should mention that," he said...'Our research department have observed there's an unlimited number of perfect specimens in that outfit, and we're going after them one-by-one." The next thing I knew, I was seated behind the wheel of my car with the motor still running. As I pulled back onto the main road, all previous fantasies of in-car BJs had completed left Dodge ..... leaving me questioning my remaining status as to where I stand in the pervert department. | |
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| 04-06-14 06:38am - 3913 days | #2 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Thanks Graymane - great story. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 04-06-14 06:56am - 3913 days | #3 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Yes great story. I miss the good ole days of in car-BJ's.  Since 2007 | |
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| 04-06-14 07:43am - 3913 days | #4 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Great now I and everybody else on PU will have to watch out for lights in the sky. Thank you for this. It brought a smile to my face. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 04-06-14 10:27am - 3913 days | #5 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Great post Graymane, the body may be weak, but the mind is still functioning - unless it's been taken over by aliens. | |
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| 04-06-14 11:11am - 3913 days | #6 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
Pat, are those the same lights in the sky I saw back in the 70's?  Warning Will Robinson | |
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