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| 05-01-17 06:40am - 2792 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended  Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
SEX JOKES ... VOL. IV A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks 'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly' Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy. Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? A: He got tired Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist! Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? A: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. -D Edited on May 01, 2017, 07:04am | |
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| 05-01-17 08:29am - 2792 days | #2 | |
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merc77 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 291 Registered: Apr 17, '16 |
Q: What do you call four redneck prostitutes on a street corner? A: A full set of teeth. Q: What do you call one redneck prostitute on a street corner? A: A quarter ton pickup. (With apologies to rednecks including me.) "Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016) Dogs have masters; Cats have staff. | |
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| 05-01-17 08:42am - 2792 days | #3 | |
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luthien (0)
Active User  Posts: 101 Registered: Jan 07, '16 |
Some chuckles: 1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 2. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. 3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.  | |
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| 05-01-17 08:44am - 2792 days | #4 | |
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luthien (0)
Active User Posts: 101 Registered: Jan 07, '16 |
This one was precious :p | |
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