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| 04-14-09 09:23am - 5693 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
PUerview #1: Toadsith Hey Toadsith ... c'mon down !! First off, thanks for agreeing to be our first PUerview. We really appreciate you helping kick off this new feature. We're hoping to have some fun here. Of course, it'll also be nice to learn a little more about the users who contribute here. We encourage other users to join in with comments or even some questions of their own. We do understand the desire for a certain measure of anonymity so don't feel to obliged to give answers that are too personal. So, without further ado, here's our questions ... 1. Is there a story behind why you use "Toadsith" as a nic? 2. What kind of work do you do? No company names please, your boss may be a fellow PornUser. 3. Is there anything noteworthy about your education? 4. What kind of car do you drive ... and is it the car you'd like to be driving? 5. Do you drink? If so, what's your favorite drink? 6. Are you married, dating, single? 7. If you could bang any porn star or celebrity, who would it be? 8. If you had to choose, would you rather be a porn star or the director? 9. What's the first adult material (porn) that you recall seeing? 10. What part of the world did you grow up in? Any interesting childhood stories? 11. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? 12. If another porn user looked at your porn stash, what would they probably notice first? 13. We've learned that you dropped 4 grand on a bicycle. What's up with that? 14. What's your favorite movie and TV show? 15. What kind of computer games do you play? 16. What else do you do for relaxation? 17. Do you have a life goal or something special you'd like to accomplish? 18. When reading your PU Reviews, what should fellow users keep in mind about you? 19. Who would you like to see interviewed next? 20. What's your favorite part of PornUsers.com ? Well, guess that'll do for starters. Again, we appreciate you playing along. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson Edited on Apr 14, 2009, 09:35am | |
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| 04-14-09 09:40am - 5693 days | #2 | |
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Rick (0)
Suspended  Posts: 401 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: Las Vegas, NV |
Sweet!! The first PUerview. :) Look forward to learning more about the Toadster. The Best Porn - Ultimate Consumer Guide to Porn Porn Users - Porn Review by the People Ranks.com, Inc., Chief/Founder | |
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| 04-14-09 10:52am - 5693 days | #3 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I'm honored to have been chosen start off this new feature - I'll be curious to learn a bit more about fellow users :-) Well, starting at the top: The Toadsith nickname dates back a long, long ways to when my family was finally getting rid of AOL. Many of my friends still used the service so I decided to sign up with the new AOL Instant Messenger as a free way to chat with them. Because we had only just switched over from AOL my old name was still listed as in use so I had to create a new one. The creation of the name was out of necessity, I was trying to think of something fast. Earlier that day I had found a particularly large toad in the garden so Toads were on my mind, and being both a kid at the time as well as a bit of a fan, Star Wars was never far from my mind, so I popped the two together, and checked to see if it was taken. It wasn't and hasn't been ever since. With only one exception, I'm the only "Toadsith" you'll find on the internet. Someone used the name fleetingly when a forum decided all of its members needed to update their names - but they complained and so the forum went back to the old names. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 10:55am - 5693 days | #4 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I'm the webmaster for an internet based company that retails computer accessories. A relatively small company, but it remains the largest within its specific niche market, so we are kinda proud of that. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 11:03am - 5693 days | #5 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
The most noteworthy aspect is probably my decision to be home schooled at the end of 9th grade. I was pissed off by the incompetence of my teachers, especially the fact that my English teacher was actually competing with me in an effort to prove she had the superior grasp of the subject. Hey, it's not my fault she never took the time to read "The Hunting of the Snark". So for the next 3 years my father (who already held the position of home maker for 20 years or so) taught me a mix of subjects and I went to community colleges for the sciences and other courses I was interested in. I actually ended up automatically earning my GED before my "senior" year because I had accumulated so many college credits. After that I went to a 4 year school; picked a program I liked but took 2 and half years to realize it wasn't my favorite program (this was physics) and so I dropped out. Now, about 5 years later, I'm back in the process of returning to school - this time in Art with an intention of getting a job in Print Media Advertising because I like interesting photos matched with an amusing bit of text. Also because I've done a bunch of print ads for my company that were printed in several nationally distributed magazines. Good fun. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 11:13am - 5693 days | #6 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Aha, OK, so I'm still driving my first car, a 1996 Toyota Camry V6 LE - it is a pretty nice thing, but as with all Toyotas - a bit homely and a bit dull. Of course, you buy a Toyota because it is indestructible, not as a bit of sexy. It has had many problems like you'd expect from a 13 year old car, but it has also seen 217 thousand miles - so I don't really blame it at all. Also, the V6 is quite entertaining, more so than a Corolla for sure, and since most of the shitty American cars are tuned for highway cruising, I can usually jackrabbit off the line faster than any car I meet. To date, I've only been beaten fair and square 4 times I think. An all-wheel drive japanese beastie, a Porsche, a BMW and a seriously beefy pick-up truck. Pretty impressive that it took things like that to beat a little family saloon. However, it isn't exactly the car I wish I was driving, I've set my sights on a 2006 or newer Lotus Elise. While not as fast as the Exige, it can be a convertible (sort-of) so I thought that'd be nice during pleasant weather and it is still hella fast and handles nicer than pretty much any car available in the US without breaking the $100k barrier. The best bit is that used ones usually have less than 20 thousand miles on them and go for around $20k. That's serious bang for your buck! "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 11:21am - 5693 days | #7 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I'm not a big drinker but that's more a matter of having not acquired the taste rather than having much against it. I do think it is rather pointless to get completely hammered, especially every other week night, but to each's own. Usually, if I do drink it is Crème de Menthe - preferably chilled. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 11:29am - 5693 days | #8 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Single and not actively looking. Never been married either - probably important to mention with the whole divorce rate these days. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 11:36am - 5693 days | #9 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Hmmmmm.... tough question. Well, if I were to chose a current celebrity, I'd have to go with Bai Ling, just because she's such a freak. For a current porn star, probably Amber Rayne as her enthusiasm is unmatched. Though Amy Lee would be high up there too, she's a bit more aesthetically appealing to me and still has lots of enthusiasm. For celebrities of any era in their prime, (I'll keep it within the last 100 years) I'd have to go with either Kay Kendall or Audrey Hepburn. For porn stars of any time, I'd of course go with the great and sadly recently late Marilyn Chambers. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 11:39am - 5693 days | #10 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Without any hesitation, director - while I'm sure there's fun to be had in front of the camera, I'd much rather control everything. It could be good fun working with the cinematographer for the best shots, scouting location, coaching the stars for the right performance, working out the script (gasp!) and so on. I've often thought about directing porn, it could be quite entertaining. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 11:42am - 5693 days | #11 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
My great aunt's finished basement had Cheesecake style, hand-drawn pin-ups put there when they installed the bar and poker table. They were originals, pretty cool stuff. I was very young when I first saw them and was rather uninterested in them at the time. I only took note of them because I was shooed away from them pretty quickly by an elder. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 11:54am - 5693 days | #12 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I grew up in Moravia, a small town in Central New York on the southern end of Owasco Lake. It's the birth place of Millard Fillmore (the 13th President), childhood home of John D. Rockefeller and was famous for a man having fucked a pig. Being the town drunk (though he resided mostly in Locke, an even smaller and less developed nearby town) he passed on after getting nailed by a car. Again. As for interesting stories, well, it flooded rather severely one year. So much so that I heard a buddy of mine calling for me from front of the house and when I got out there I saw he was in a boat. He'd started building a plywood boat a while back, so with the flooding he finished it and was actually able to navigate it all the way across town. He also had with him an arsenal of crab apples to defend against evil doers. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 11:58am - 5693 days | #13 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Having visited Germany, it has some attraction so maybe a small town within easy driving distance to Berlin. Or maybe a town close to Marseille, the Taxi movie series has made me very interested in that city. Then again, the Isle of Man doesn't have speed limits outside of the towns.... Lots of options, so hard to choose... "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 12:03pm - 5693 days | #14 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
That it is ridiculously organized? Or perhaps "21 Sextury Productions" as that is the first alphabetically. Upon a little longer inspection my guess is they'd marvel on the breadth of collection - not its sheer size but more the scope of fetishes it covers. I'm interested in nearly all porn, so there's a little bit of everything. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 12:27pm - 5693 days | #15 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Well I got into biking because my parents and brother were into it. My parents actually biked from NYC to Maine for their honeymoon. They took their wedding money and bought two brand new, fully race-ready Bottecchia bicycles - even today those are still two very fine machines - in fact my brother is having them restored this Summer. My brother got into road racing at about age 14 and that sort of dragged the family back into cycling. He eventually got up to racing on a Pro-Am team before a nasty accident (concrete wall at 40+ mph) took him out of it for about a year. He still rides and plans on racing again in a few years, but it has been about 8 years since he's raced seriously. Anyway, when my brother got into racing, my parents got back into riding and they got a tandem so I could ride too. My dad rode as the captain and I as the stoker, that led to me completing my first century (100 miles in one day) at the age of 9. To answer the obvious question, yes riding a tandem is easier than riding a single on everything but going up hills, but the stoker still has to work freaking hard, I wasn't sitting back there with my feet off the pedals... usually. Well, fast forward a number of years and we'd been talking about recumbent bicycles for years - they are faster, more comfortable and better at everything except climbing and sprinting. They also hold the land speed record for human powered vehicles - which now exceeds 80 mph. So we happened upon one in a shop going for $200, it was an aluminum long wheel base model, banged up but still working well. My dad bought it for me for my birthday and I got into riding it quite a bit - it is hard to learn how to balance on a bike while lying down, but once you do - you can ride these things forever. Sure you get tired, but never sore - they are great. A couple years later someone took note that we stored a lot of bikes in our garage and decided to relieve us of them. We lost everything but the recumbent and the soft ride (the Bottecchias weren't stored there). They made off with the tandem, three racing bikes, a cruiser and a fixed gear. The insurance company quoted my Cannondale at over 2 grand - so I dumped it all (and about $1500 more) into getting the best recumbent I could find for my purposes. I was focused on getting full suspension so didn't have to worry about the odd pot hole. I ended up with the HP Velotechnik Street Machine with a custom paint job (spending that kind of money, why not?). It's fully kitted out with dual disc brakes, top of the line Shimano mountain bike chainset (I don't know why they don't offer the road chainset), dual racks and so on. It is a pretty sweet machine. Final bill was just over $4000. Of course, as these things always go, I really haven't ridden it much - but hopefully that'll change this summer. I gots plans in that department. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 12:32pm - 5693 days | #16 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Haha, oh no - not the movie question again - Wittyguy was mocking me about my tardiness with posting my favorite movies list in that other thread, I have been working on it here and there and it is well over 50 movies and still going. It sort of like asking me my favorite color - can I answer all of them? I'll just go with my latest favorite movie: OSS 117: Le Caire nid d'espions As for TV show, that one, oddly, is actually quite easy: Top Gear (current format) "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 12:35pm - 5693 days | #17 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
haha .. yeah, I knew I'd catch flack for asking about movies. But hey ... courious minds want to know. Great going (so far) on the questions. Appreciate the time you're putting into it. A little amazed others haven't chimed in yet. Guess the new feature kinda caught folks flat-footed. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 04-14-09 12:39pm - 5693 days | #18 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I will post that list, honest! lol (it's over 10,000 characters right now - might have to be more than one post) Maybe the other users are working respectable jobs, rather than us web based folks :-P Still, I'll try to answer any questions anybody posts! "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 12:43pm - 5693 days | #19 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
My favorite games are Adventure Games - like the old Sierra games Space Quest, King's Quest, Quest for Glory, Police Quest, et cetera. Sadly not many companies make them anymore, so I also like Real Time Strategy games like the classic Total Annihilation or the Command & Conquer series. I also am a big fan of Bethesda's Elder Scroll series, I specifically loved Daggerfall and Oblivion. Once Grand Theft Auto 3 came out (the first two were rather difficult to control) I really fell in love with those as well - I'll probably buy GTA 4 soon now that some patches have come out. I'll also check out various first-person shooters if they come highly recommended, I enjoyed F.E.A.R. immensely - though that creepy little girl scared the bajeezus outta me a few times. The Max Payne games were fun as well. Oh, and I liked Assassin's Creed, though I can't say it didn't get a bit repetitive. I really just liked bounding around on roof tops and occasionally dropping down to terrify the peasants. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo Edited on Apr 14, 2009, 12:49pm (Toadsith: Added some links.) | |
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| 04-14-09 01:02pm - 5693 days | #20 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Sleep is way up there. I'm a big fan. I also read books and magazines as well as research whatever has caught my eye that day. I'm not opposed to the occasional hike especially if it in is in a park devoid of other people. Biking of course - though I've been avoiding exercise more than I should. I'm also a big fan of food (in more ways than one, hence I shouldn't be avoiding exercise.) Driving is perhaps one of my more unusual habits - at least in the states. I like to drive to drive the car, not drive to see the world. It is more about the relaxing, meditative but excited state that navigating a car around difficult corners can induce. It is quite addictive. The only Americans that I know that also do this are motorcyclists. I use a car instead because I don't want to donate my organs to other people. I'm greedy like that. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 01:06pm - 5693 days | #21 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I'd always hoped to get seven figures earning for me in the stock market so I wouldn't have to pursue work that earned money and I could still buy an interesting car every few years. 'Course, the way the stock market is going these days that has been more of a dream than ever. I'm not the most wildly ambitious person, I'm just want for a quiet, happy life that allows me to work on whatever new hobby I've acquired that day. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 01:11pm - 5693 days | #22 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Think of my reviews here like Consumer Reports, I'm looking to report on quality not style. It is in the idea that everybody has their own fetish, but they can all agree on the quality of the content, even if the content doesn't always tickle them the same way. I reserve most of my opinions for these forums :-) "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 01:12pm - 5693 days | #23 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Oh it is so Wittyguy's turn next! :-D "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 01:15pm - 5693 days | #24 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Originally it was the useful, up-to-date reviews posted by users from all over, but these days, without a doubt - it is the forum. I think we've got an incredible, interesting, respectful group of people from all walks of life coming together to discuss not just porn but whatever happens to be on folks minds. I love that there isn't any of that petty bickering and that people aren't afraid to argue topics for extended periods of time - as the result is usually quite enlightening. Who'd have guessed that porn would result in the most engaging, polite and entertaining forum I've run across? "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 01:19pm - 5693 days | #25 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 03:03pm | |
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| 04-14-09 01:30pm - 5693 days | #26 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I hope I've answered the questions already posted satisfactorily for all but anyone should feel free to ask follow up questions or completely new ones! I hope it has been interesting so far :-D "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-14-09 01:30pm - 5693 days | #27 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Totally understandable - I don't give out my Toadsith name to professional contacts so it would be quite difficult for them to find it with just my real name to go on, but it isn't necessarily enough. So I can understand playing it safe :-) I'd second a Drooler nomination though! "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-15-09 09:07am - 5692 days | #28 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Well, I think you did a fine job answering those questions. Who knows, maybe if Wittyguy sees a few others he'll decide he can do it w/out it being too personal. We can always hope, right? ;) Again, appreciate you helping us kick this off. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 04-15-09 03:40pm - 5692 days | #29 | |
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Riffy (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '08 Location: Scotland |
Interesting stuff and I don't think I've ever seen an interview like this anywhere. www.rockchicksandbikerbabes.co.uk | |
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| 04-16-09 01:48pm - 5691 days | #30 | |
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Rick (0)
Suspended Posts: 401 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: Las Vegas, NV |
Thanks for the interview Toadsith, I really enjoyed it. It's nice to get to know our users on a more personal level. The Best Porn - Ultimate Consumer Guide to Porn Porn Users - Porn Review by the People Ranks.com, Inc., Chief/Founder | |
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| 04-16-09 01:53pm - 5691 days | #31 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Thanks! Glad to have been part of this interesting new series, I'm looking forward to see next one :-D "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-16-09 02:54pm - 5691 days | #32 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Excellent stuff. Have to agree with Wittyguy though. You have to be very careful. I thoroughly enjoyed reading the answers, and the honesty. I really hope this captures the imagination of the PU public. If anyone deserves the honour of going first it's Toadsith. Edited on Apr 16, 2009, 06:53pm | |
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| 04-16-09 11:22pm - 5690 days | #33 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
Enjoyed this entire interview and wanted to throw in a funny coincidence. While reading this, I was playing GTA San Andreas. I never had finished it and haven't tried IV yet, but am a huge fan of the series. I've even played through the Vice City Stories and Liberty City Stories. San Andreas has been my favorite though, it is one of those games that I almost don't want to finish. My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 04-17-09 05:15am - 5690 days | #34 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
San Andreas is awesome! I bought a copy from Amazon when the "Hot Coffee" patch made all the news - gotta love Amazon, everybody else had pulled the game from their shelves, but Amazon was still selling it :-) Only problem with Hot Coffee is that it makes the game about 1000 times more difficult - the Hot Coffee scene in San Andreas' version of Las Vegas requires you to whip the girl in an S&M setting but your timing has to be perfect or she kicks you out. Wouldn't be a problem except it is part of an integral mission that won't let you complete the game otherwise. I've been told GTA IV is a bit more serious and less cartoony than Vice City and San Andreas, but still has that dark sense of humor, not to mention a whopping 20 hours of in game TV, lol "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-17-09 09:32pm - 5690 days | #35 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
I had played a version with Hot Coffee at a neighbor's house, but the version I picked up was edited out. Now all it does, the female asks CJ if he wants some coffee, he goes in, screen wobbles a little, few moans and that is it. The comments during it are funny like Denise saying, "I've been with lots of men, I hope I don't get pregnant again". I love the humor of the game. My only real complaint with it is that the dating gets boring and the call from Cesar to tell me the courier is leaving. I had a strange part happen yesterday, after a very successful (7,000+ points) dancing date with Katie, she says the line, "OG Loc? More like OG Joke" and CJ replied, "I wish you would shutup about that". I was in the Juniper section, one block from finishing the date and she demands to go home and it shows up now as a total disaster date. Looking at IV it reminds me of the original part III, I enjoyed III, but not near as much as SA and VC, but I'm sure when I finish SA that I will get IV. I had just finished the Xenogears (PS1) and Xenosaga series on PS2, with all the cutscenes in those I should be well prepared for in game tv! My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 04-18-09 12:14am - 5689 days | #36 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Great answers! I am not surprised that the TV and film question is asking a lot of you. Can't wait to read about your favorite non-porn films, that is if you can ever really finish it. After reading your answer to the bike question it sounds like all your bikes are, or have been, road bikes. I was wondering because I have been mountain biking for about twelve years now and I was surprised to learn you are a cyclist, since I did not know you had spent 4 grand on a bike (though there are still plenty of bikes, and even some frames, that $4K could not buy). Recumbents are still kind of an oddity to me, party because I have seen so few, but probably mostly because I have never ridden one, though it sounds like you are enjoying yours. I still ride the same frame from a GT hardtail I got new in 1997, though I have replaced or upgraded every part on it at least once. I don't have a dream car, but I do have a couple of dream bikes. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
One of these days... lol
Yeah, the closest I've gotten to a mountain bike was a Schwinn (I know, I know... at least it wasn't a Huffy) Crosstrainer - it was ok (built back when they were trying to capture the mid-level market) and allowed for some relatively aggressive off road riding, but since nobody else was really into it I never got into it myself. Though the my glee for destruction and mayhem certainly means I'll probably venture in that direction again sometime in the future. Oddly, 4k nearly maxes out the recumbent market unless you delve into the odd stuff like tandems, trikes or custom ones looking to break the land speed records. Colnago just doesn't make a recumbent yet, lol I blame the UCI and their stupid practice of banning any advances in technology. If Lance Armstrong used a recumbent in the time trials, everybody would have one. Plus the time trials would be at Formula 1 speeds, so that would be sweet too. Damn, I would have loved to have seen Miguel Indurain using a fully faired recumbent in his prime - he'd probably have broken the sound barrier.
It is quite sad how rare they are because for most riders, they are the better choice. The main problems with them is low visibility traffic wise, lack of sprinting (again, a problem for traffic - but hill climbing as well) and the fact that you can't fully jump them (as a safety maneuver, not for kicks) though you can hop the front wheel if you are ballsy. The comfort level is unparalleled and they are basically as fast as tandems - faster if you get a fairing. They are pretty much the ultimate touring bikes. I wouldn't recommend them for hardcore city commuting, but towns, suburbs, office parks - any place where taxis and buses aren't going to be hunting you - then they are fine. There is a bit of a steep learning curve, most people fall over a bunch of times before getting good at taking off, but a few days practice will do the trick. Just expect a few bruises if you are practicing on the lawn, lol If you can find yourself a nice cheap used one - I'd highly recommend it. Novice riders should start out on Long Wheel Base (LWB) models as they are much, much easier to ride. The SWB (short) models are more maneuverable, but much twitchier so are that much more likely to tumble off it. Once I get fitter, I'd love to buy one of the fully faired recumbents - they say a descent rider can easily cruise along at 45 mph in those things. Though crosswinds can be a bit of an issue. I'd have to get one of the ones with an open floor for sure - it is kind of silly to require a push start from a friend if you are using it as a commuter.
A good, solid bike will last you forever really (unless you crash it, lol). My brother recently bought a nice used hardtail so he could go riding with a friend of his. He has been mountain biking off and on using loaned bikes for years and found in his experience the full suspension mountain bikes (and his rich friends had the ridiculous ones) really aren't worth it unless you want to take on downhill racing. The cost jump of going to a full suspension can be so prohibitive... Anyway - glad to know there are other cyclists on the forum :-) Porn & Cycling, I think somebody actually did a softcore site aimed at that a while ago, sadly I can't find the link. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | ||||
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| 04-18-09 03:59pm - 5689 days | #38 | |
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Goldfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
Top Gear is a great show! | |
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