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| 12-30-08 06:29pm - 5835 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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ramscrota (0)
Suspended  Posts: 54 Registered: Jul 04, '07 Location: Geelong Vic Australia |
Your Worst Ever Porn Scene I mean the worst one you've seen, not the worst one you've taken part in! What is the worst porn scene you've ever viewed? It might be a scene where everything went wrong, or was so ridiculous as to be laughable, or just plain absurdly crass. Don't mention the site, just describe the scene. Some scenes are just plain bad. But there are also some genres that give rise to ordinary scenes. One of my dislikes is POV. The fact that the dude is usually videoing himself as he comes is a recipe for disaster. I'll start the ball rolling. This one was an outdoors anal entry. Lovely model, well-built stud with a large shlong. So far so good. But in the close-ups, you could see flies buzzing around the girl's butt-hole! Hardly something to inspire rampant lust! | |
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| 12-30-08 06:39pm - 5835 days | #2 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I have to say that the POV style is not my thing either. Mostly because you are limited to a very narrow view of the overall action. I think I saw that scene myself, but I've seen others with flies and such. I can say that it is very distracting. I'll add giant gapes. I know that it's gained a lot of popularity in recent years, but the appeal still eludes me. In the same idea prolapse anus. Once you've seen one of those it will stick with you for a Looooooong time. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-30-08 09:44pm - 5835 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I am not sure if I have seen the same one as you, but I have seen a few outdoor scenes with a couple flies getting in on the action -- very distracting, and arguably one of the top things to so easily and completely ruin a scene, at least for me. One a buddy showed me a few years ago was with Brandon Irons (the SlapHappy dude) and some girl who was getting her ass gaped by him. I don't think I watched the whole thing, because he just wanted to show me the part where he gapes her ass, spits in it, and gets her to blow bubbles while he held her open. Yum! I don't doubt there are some of us here whose fantasies are equally as crazy/nasty, but I do doubt that we all that creative or ever act upon them. Judging by other people's reactions, it was probably their worst scene ever. Nowhere as abusive or weird as some stuff gets, but definitely "plain absurdly crass." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 12-31-08 04:09am - 5835 days | #4 | |
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ramscrota (0)
Suspended Posts: 54 Registered: Jul 04, '07 Location: Geelong Vic Australia |
Interesting to read your remarks. I agtree about the anal gapes - if theres' one thing I didn't like about the 1 by day site, it was that. Otherwise a great site. | |
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| 12-31-08 04:11am - 5835 days | #5 | |
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ramscrota (0)
Suspended Posts: 54 Registered: Jul 04, '07 Location: Geelong Vic Australia |
By the way, pat362, I love your avitar. Where is it from? It looks like a Dr Seuss Creature! | |
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| 12-31-08 08:27am - 5835 days | #6 | |
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williamj (0)
Active User Posts: 102 Registered: Sep 29, '07 Location: usa |
All I'm going to say is Max Hardcore. Will | |
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| 12-31-08 10:03am - 5835 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
And flies were going, "Great. Shaken and stirred!" I can't recall if it's the worst, but this one scene really put me off. It was Jodi Moore, who I always thought was a hot babe. But in the scene, she went on and on and on and on with "Fuck that pussy, baby!" and "Fuck that ass, baby!" Was it the writing? Was she improvising? I'll never know, but jeez! Pics don't do that shit. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-31-08 11:56am - 5834 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Ah, notorious porn dialogue! It can make or break a scene, turning it from cheesy to creepy to just plain bad. I don't think the worse scenes are bad solely because of terrible lines, but they definitely disappoint. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 12-31-08 03:27pm - 5834 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Other things: 1. The guy keeps losing his boner (do we have to watch him fiddle around?); 2. "stab" fucking, where the guy rears back and then shoves it in, out, in, out; 3. the girl isn't into it. Anybody remember Jennifer Avalon? Certainly one of the finest looking softcore models around. But she was definitely not into doing hardcore. Saw one very brief part of a scene with her getting it, and obviously not enjoying it, at Dr Hardcore. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-31-08 03:47pm - 5834 days | #10 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
It would have been one I was in. Someone I once knew said he knew a guy who produced porn and did I want to be in one? Thankfully I was completely realistic and said "no." I realise it is a fantasy of a lot of people to be in one. But even if the offer was serious, I was realistic enough to know just how few men can really perform when under that type of pressure. I take my hat off to those that can. | |
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| 12-31-08 06:23pm - 5834 days | #11 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I don't recall one particular scene but I have somewhat of a lingerie fetish and I hate scenes where the model attempts to cater to my tastes by saying: "Oh, I love my panties so much!" Even if they are made of plain cotton she'll be so enraptured and captivated by them that she will keep stroking the material lovingly while moaning over the thrill of it all! Can you imagine any woman saying that about her panties? Can you imagine talking that way about your briefs/boxers? Or in the case of foot fetishists, how many times have I seen a model suck on her own toes and pretend to get off on it? Would any woman outside of the porn business ever be tempted to do that and enjoy it? Is sucking your own toes turning YOU on? I rest my case! :-) I think both scenarios are silly, not gross, and remind me too vividly that it's all show meant to lure in lovers of a particular niche and by making it so obvious she will ruin any fantasies I might be inclined to have about her, her panties or her feet! :-) | |
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| 12-31-08 07:32pm - 5834 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
You are correct. It is the Grinch. It's from one of my top 5 Christmas movies. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-31-08 07:40pm - 5834 days | #13 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I agree with you about limp dicks. That really breaks the fantasy when the guy is unable to keep wood during the scene. I think that's one of the reasons why I sometimes have a hard time with girls that only want to perform with their boyfriends. This usually occurs when the girl as a clause of only with bofriend, but he just isn't made to be one. Girls can fake it and get away with it. We aren't blessed with that ability. I can't speak for that Jenniffer Avalon scene, but any scene where one or more of the performer(s) aren't into it is a major turn off. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-31-08 11:14pm - 5834 days | #14 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
About talking. There's a vid of very squeezable Charmane. She's getting it from the back, belly-down flat on a couch, the kind of sight that revs my reptilian brain like the gas pedal on a Cobra. But then she and the guy kind of slow down and actually stop as they start talking, and they actually seem more interested in the conversation! I mean, that's nice and all in "real life," but what about us subscribers? It's not like we can bring in drinks and snacks and add to the repartee. It's on one of the sites you get along with Cum Fiesta and Mike's Apartment. Sorry. Forgot which one. You wouldn't want to not miss it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 01-01-09 12:57am - 5834 days | #15 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User  Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Do you remember the "Road Warrior"? That movie has the most horrific rape scene, when I saw this post that just flashed into my mind. Sorry to be a downer, and I know that scene isn't porn as it is typically billed, but one thing that I find particularly disturbing and not arousing is forced sex or rough sex. Others here have touched on it, where one partner is not enjoying it. While every one of us has their fancies, a concern is just how much you can find on the net these days and you don't have to look very hard, stomping, fisting, etc. Hentai can push the limits into the bizarre, sex with aliens and other such nonsense, but some scenes are downright disturbing. So I suppose I may be misinterpreting the "Worst Ever Porn Scene" as the "Most Disturbing Porn Scene". I'm probably pretty vanilla in my porn tastes, and steer quite clear of alot of what's out there, but every now and then you stumble across something that you try very hard to forget. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-01-09 07:02am - 5834 days | #16 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I remember that scene in Road Warrior, but I found the fact that they killed the girl right after to be even more disturbing. Strange how some things never leave us. I suppose that if you look long enough you can find pretty much anything on the net. Whether it's with real people or in the case of hentai with animated charaters. You are likely to see far stranger things when dealing with animation because you are limited only to the imagination and talent of the artist. The strange thing about anime & hentai is that this is mostly produced by the Japanese and these are the same people who pixelate the private parts in their movies. Now that is F...K Weird. I don't mind the vanilla porn because it's like food. No matter what my favorite food is. I'm sure that I'd get tired of it, if I had to eat all the time. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 01-03-09 12:04am - 5832 days | #17 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Wow, you are so right. That was a really fun movie, most of the silly violence is just plain funny, but that particular scene stops me from watching that movie again or recommending it to others. I think it was just too serious to put into that film. But, getting back on topic of "Worst Ever Porn Scene" I stumbled onto a comment about "Cum Hogs", holy crap what a load of shit! This site looks absolutely pathetic (IMHO, no offense if that floats your boat) but seriously though! It's good for a quick laugh, they can't be serious!! How much did they pay those girls to do that? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 01-03-09 08:46am - 5832 days | #18 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I think that this is an older site because whenever I see Kelly Wells as the first actress then I know they are using old material. She hasn't really done all that much in the last couple of years. If you give a pornstar the choice between wearing a stupid looking pig nose and doing a simple blow job as oppose to a full on sex scene for money. I'd think that the blow job would be the better deal. I have to agree that I do not see the appeal. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 01-03-09 12:46pm - 5831 days | #19 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
It had to be scene with Brigitte Kerdove, who is top on my list of most cock-deflating porn performer of all time (well, not including the dwarves and other such circus porn types). I watched some of her stuff because she was compared to Debbi Diamond and Careena Collins, who I love, but yuuuuuucccchhhhh!!! | |
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| 01-03-09 07:51pm - 5831 days | #20 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I don't know if you were one of her fans, but for some reason I never really enjoyed watching any of her stuff. She did do some seriously twisted stuff, but her look never appealed to me, and that was before the plastic surgery and fake breast. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 01-04-09 02:22am - 5831 days | #21 | |
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ramscrota (0)
Suspended Posts: 54 Registered: Jul 04, '07 Location: Geelong Vic Australia |
Interesting remarks. I totally agree with the remarks about limp dicks. Makes you wonder of they've been wanking or screwing all night before, and can't get it up. You'd think the prom producers would tell them to refrain from sex/masturbation for 3 days before the scene! Or, call ME in! I'm not the best looking guy, but I know I could keep a stiffy with some of those women sucking it! Edited on Feb 11, 2009, 05:39am (ramscrota: evil-dick spelling) | |
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| 01-04-09 10:40am - 5831 days | #22 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
You could hire yourself out as a stuntcockman. Normally I'd have to charge you for this but as a fellow forum poster. Here is a possible advertising: When your actor is just not up to it, just call ramscrota because I always am. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 01-04-09 06:45pm - 5830 days | #23 | |
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picdude (0)
Active User Posts: 107 Registered: Dec 26, '08 Location: Italy |
My two worst scenes are actually not bad but it's the background story that ruins them. Both feature Gauge. 1st one has her having a nightmare about a giant vagina sucking her back in. 2nd has her fuck her bf's roommate because he's using a blow up doll, nothing wrong so far...except at the end the doll comes alive watches them then in a fit of jealousy stabs them all. Good fucking spoiled by off putting storylines. A pet hate of mine is one where the girl is wearing sexy clothing but strips nude within the first minutes. (why would you take off crotchless panties?) | |
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| 01-05-09 04:18pm - 5829 days | #24 | |
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ramscrota (0)
Suspended Posts: 54 Registered: Jul 04, '07 Location: Geelong Vic Australia |
Great reply, pat362. Shouls I put that on a business card, with an appropriate picture? | |
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| 01-05-09 05:58pm - 5829 days | #25 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
The business cards is a good idea, but do not put any photo of your genitalia on it. Here is why: 1- No matter how well endowed you think you are. The image will be small. 2-After all is said and done, the people who will receive your business card are men, and last time I checked we don't like to walk with other guys thing in our hands. Even if it's just a photo. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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