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| 06-04-11 04:05pm - 4950 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Pickups Studs Brogan and Balling McCoy are in the porn business. They got there simply because of being shot-down so much at Bars, and facing the humiliation of rejection from women who spurned their awkward efforts to win their attention. Being avid porn-watchers, the horny two guys hatched the idea from the internet that might open the pathway they yearned for to unlimited sex. They would become Pornographers and open their own site. To help their cause, they would work on developing some worldly savvy and shed some of their red-neck persona. They began by hurriedly setting up an in-home studio and going in together buying Video and photo paraphernalia -- During which They researched whatever information they could on how to get started. Fast-forward one year: Balling and Studs have done very well. The innate shy, Good-ole-Boy image has now give way to a robustly forceful confidence -- that now challenges the inhibitions of even the most prudish of women. Seated together in their specially equipped Van, cameras strategically placed, it’s another day and Balling and Studs and are off an’ running -- on the prowl for another score. Like with all the other mobile-porn-pussy-snatchers, opportunities never leave their laps. Their next seemingly oblivious prey always pop-up, and, after a brief confab, have no qualms about hoppin’ into their passion-wagon, where, within a reasonable short time, the cameras are rolling and the action begins. Balling and Studs never seem to run out of luck, a lovely young lassie sporting a mini-skirt is spotted and they’re off. “Hi there! My associate and I couldn’t help notice how beautiful you are. We’re film-makers, and It’s not often we come across a subject with the fine features you appear to possess.” (After the usual small talk and introductions, Balling is now getting down to business.) “Would you be willing to ride with us to our studio, where we’re better set up for testing and fitting you into a part in our films.?” Where or Whatever the girl’s plans and destination are before Balling, or similar porn shutter-bugs who’re scoping for pussy showed up, seems to always be lost somewhere in forgotteness. Once the girl’s inside Balling’s mobile pussy-chamber, the trap door falls. So? See how easy it is, fellow Porn Users? Even two guys who’re as IQ challenged as our protagonists are here, they’ve grasped the golden key that opens their pocketbook and unlocks sexual nirvana. The message? Whether realtime, spontaneous or contrived -- No matter how good or lousy these guys are at trying to make us believe all this is on the level........ I ain’t buying.  | |
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| 06-04-11 06:16pm - 4950 days | #2 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
 And this is exactly why I have not downloaded anything from Reality Kings for five months. There are various permutations of the theme but basically every scenario is a small variation of what you have so capably described! I go in every day, check the new updates, find that they are an awful lot like the old updates and go back to waiting until my year long subscription is up! | |
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| 07-07-11 12:32am - 4918 days | #3 | |
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devmsr (0)
Active User Posts: 12 Registered: Oct 20, '09 |
so is this a real site? or just a hypothetical? or are you referring to rk'? i apologize for not being able to figure out what you were reffering to.. | |
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| 07-07-11 02:01am - 4918 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
LOL....... No, devmsr, just something I made up using the fodder I gathered from various sites depicting these kind of scenarios. If you go back to some of my earlier threads, there are other stories based on my opinions I've did on similar porn developers and purveyors. Thanks for your response. | |
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| 07-07-11 04:55am - 4917 days | #5 | |
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RustyJ (0)
Suspended Posts: 79 Registered: Aug 04, '10 |
I'm not buying either. Or if those kinds of scenes are real, they must move in really cheap areas and edit off 100 or so fails for every slim success. Women don't turn into STD braving porn actresses in a minute they see few hundred dollar bills  | |
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| 07-07-11 09:25am - 4917 days | #6 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
This thread isn't about Humbuckers then?  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 07-07-11 06:23pm - 4917 days | #7 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
The beauty of the original post is that it is so so accurate, that even a new member can't tell it's a spoof. I never even subscribed to Reality Kings but it sounds exactly like the sort of stuff they do every single time. Messmer never told us the reason he is housebound. Every time he thought about that absurd pointless mind blowing waste of good money to purchase a year's subscription to Reality Kings (when 3 days would have been more than adequate) he kept kicking himself. Hope you recover from your self inflicted injuries mate. | |
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| 07-07-11 07:07pm - 4917 days | #8 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Yay, I'm officially done with RK as of July 3. Why did I do it? Because I was so happy to get away from all that Gonzo style garbage where they get to the action within the space of ten seconds. One moment the model is on a sofa being interviewed, next moment she is on the floor, naked, giving a BJ to two guys, and here at RK the scenes actually had a little lead-in to them. This was very appealing to me. Trouble is if you see basically the same lead-in (changing from site to site within the network, of course,) with mostly the same male actors, in update after update, all you really need is one update from each site and you got them all. And, no, I didn't incapacitate myself from pure frustration or rage  I just stopped looking for updates. My present RK folder after one year now contains about 8 files after I weeded out all the superfluous ones. And I am sick of Voodo and JMac (two of the male actors) and never want to see their faces again.  | |
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| 07-08-11 12:57pm - 4916 days | #9 | |
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RustyJ (0)
Suspended Posts: 79 Registered: Aug 04, '10 |
Well, not passive ones anyway and I cannot stand the sound of those active ones  | |
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