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| 07-08-12 08:23am - 4550 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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pornpundit (0)
Active User Posts: 104 Registered: Mar 10, '07 Location: brooklyn ct. |
Open letter to porn video photogs 1. Please show us more long shots. We like to see the whole couple. Closeups are great but sometimes I feel that I'm training to be a Gynaecologist. I'd much prefere to be a voyer watching the whole scene. 2. Please don't show me head shots of men making truly grotesque expressions prior to ejaculation. More times then not they appear to be in severe pain! So old school. 3. Please guys/gals, get the porn stars to talk a little during "the act". I don't mean the phoney intro's , I mean seriously dirty talk 4. I love a womens eyes, Please ask those that don't to open them and I'm NOT asking that the star take an eyefull of juice LOL. 5.Please always use a a second camera person. POV is great but it's just one angle and I'd prefere to see the bodies.Plus it's great to see a rear view ever once in a while and dam the main act. lol Ok what's YOUR gripe, suggestion, comment? Pornpundit Edited on Jul 08, 2012, 08:28am | |
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| 07-08-12 10:22am - 4550 days | #2 | |
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woggie (0)
Suspended Posts: 2 Registered: Mar 24, '12 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada |
Agree on all counts. Except the dirty talk should be mostly by the girl. Oh, and I don't mind seeing seeing cum in a girl's eye(s) (Check out Annette Schwarz - she revels in it.) I do like the "phoney" intros. Some conversation and getting-to-know-you talk should precede any sexual encounter. I also love the interview and BTS scenes. I like to feel as though I know the girls. Guys shouldn't talk unless they have interesting things to say - see Zoliboy.com. Cheers, woggie  | |
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| 07-08-12 11:43am - 4550 days | #3 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
All great points and everything that is wrong with most of porn made today. Sadly I don't expect to see much of a change since what you are talking about requires that the people producing porn give a shit and they don't. Then there is the sad reality that even if the did care. The talent to fix it is probably no longer there. When every tom, Dick and Harry with a camera is a porn filmaker than why should anyone with actual talent stick around to get the odd porn job when he can get a lesser job working in mainstream media. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-09-12 08:05am - 4549 days | #4 | |
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Jay G (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 96 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
As I read your comment all I could do is nod my head over and over. I agree with your every word. Jay G | |
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| 07-09-12 12:28pm - 4549 days | #5 | |
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
2 is the main reason I cannot watch bg video at all. 1 and 4 are the main reason I do not watch solo girl or gg video. I need to see the girl's eyes all the time and have no men's faces visible. If porn video producers followed your guidelines, I might even watch an occasional video. An extra gripe is that videos of solo performers are too busy. They always have to be stuffing something in a hole, pulling daft faces and making unconvincing moans and screams. Less is more. | |
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| 07-09-12 03:15pm - 4549 days | #6 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I find this especially true when it comes to Eastern European performers. Especially the moans. One model even moaned when stroking her arms, for Pete's sake! North Americans are somewhere in between when it comes to moaning but are good at screaming, while Australians tend to be the most restrained of the bunch!  I really miss music when it comes to solos. Many people dislike it but I find it almost essential. Of course, everyone is so scared of having to pay royalties to some artist that they dropped music in most videos. | |
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| 07-10-12 06:12am - 4548 days | #7 | ||
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
The easiest way is to turn the sound off on the video and play you own choice of music while the video is running. Just have two windows of VLC open together - video in one, music in the other. | ||
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| 07-10-12 12:46pm - 4548 days | #8 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
You're amazing. What an easy and elegant solution. I should see if "The Stripper" is available in mp3 somewhere.  | |
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| 07-10-12 05:31pm - 4547 days | #9 | |
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
Most things seem easy once they have been pointed out.Glad to be of help. | |
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| 07-13-12 12:20pm - 4545 days | #10 | |
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pornpundit (0)
Active User Posts: 104 Registered: Mar 10, '07 Location: brooklyn ct. |
Oh my please don't ask for "music".lol What passes for free music is either classic or a garage band banging on wash tubs. Pornpundit | |
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| 07-13-12 01:16pm - 4545 days | #11 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Classic would be fine if it is Ravel's "Bolero!" I just can't stand those Russian/Ukrainian/Hungarian solo models just standing there swaying in complete silence. | |
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| 07-14-12 12:30pm - 4544 days | #12 | |
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pornpundit (0)
Active User Posts: 104 Registered: Mar 10, '07 Location: brooklyn ct. |
LOL no, more likely " The Vulger Boatman" (sic) Pornpundit | |
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| 07-14-12 12:36pm - 4544 days | #13 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Good one, nice play on words. I am afraid the rhythm of that one wouldn't quite fit the strip/masturbation sequence though, so I'm sticking with Ravel.  | |
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