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| 07-31-13 03:14pm - 4162 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
porn sex VS real sex. Here's a link to a video that explains the differences between porn sex and real sex. They use food as examples and I dare anyone not to laugh at least once. http://jezebel.com/the-truth-about-porn-...-with-deli-969955518 Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-31-13 04:33pm - 4162 days | #2 | |
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thirstyfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 30 Registered: May 20, '13 |
That was quite enjoyable  Well, gotta run. For some reason I'm feeling hungry. Porn happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong. | |
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| 07-31-13 05:30pm - 4162 days | #3 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Ha! This is great. Thanks for posting it pat. | |
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| 07-31-13 08:54pm - 4162 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well, Pat, I may be the only viewer of that funny link who didn't actually laugh. But, having recently gone through a six hour surgery separating my spine, then fusing a four block cervical replacement, leaving the inside of my neck with a road map of rods, wires metal plates and like attachments; after which a lengthy hospital and rehab confinement, pumped with barrels of pills; wearing a non-removable neck collar now since late Febuary ; leaving me now grounded for an indefinite period, forbidden to drive, and with zero expectation of tender love and care from family and friends. Therefore, indulge me please for crashing Pat's wonderfully great thread by seizing this opportunity to announce and report to my real family/friends about my recently ongoing absence to the forum. Owing to guys generally my age the arrival from the ravage of time and its accompanying aches, break-down and unending pain. I'll bow out of Pat's challenge to laugh, on the basis I recently find myself little to laugh about. It might, however, interest the author of this worthy undertaking that he know hereafter, whenever I go for a snack, I'll recall this terrific thread. | |
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| 08-01-13 03:37am - 4161 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I think that your health situation more than covers the fact that you did not find anything to laugh about and I'd add that in this case laughter might not have ben the best remedy as this would only have aggravated what are already big problems. Of course I can't promise that if you see a pancake with an happy face and some whip cream that you won't remember the video. I know I will and that might get me tagged as some kind of nutty person when I burst out laughing. I hope you get well soon but if it should take longer than you or anyone else would like to then please don't get discouraged. There are some things in life that take time. Please let us all know how things progress as I'm sure we all want to hear about it. P.S: I hope you won't take offense if I say that I will pray for a quick recovery. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 08-01-13 02:51pm - 4161 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks Pat, I'll take any and all the help I can get. Further, contrary to offending me, my friend, my being a recipient of prayer from thee or whomever, I strongly submit deems as the absolute utmost one could wish or hope for. I have little strength left after this surgical nightmare, but if gratitude can be measured from that source, all I can muster drawing from it goes to you, Pat ..... not only for the prayer alone, but mainly for courageously putting it, for all to see, on a medium that is the Antithesis of a porn environment. | |
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| 08-01-13 05:20pm - 4161 days | #7 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
And here I've been for three years debating whether to let those hacks at my neck  This is another good reason not to go down that road even though I know I could be come paralyzed from the neck down pretty easily. Tough choice  If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 08-01-13 05:27pm - 4161 days | #8 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Oh.. and Pat - I like the video!! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 08-01-13 05:54pm - 4161 days | #9 | |
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thirstyfish (0)
Active User Posts: 30 Registered: May 20, '13 |
Hi Graymane, Hoping each and every day brings you renewed strength and recovery. Get better soonest. Porn happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong. | |
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| 08-01-13 06:14pm - 4161 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Thirstyfish ..... I find it very comforting and especially gratifying getting such kind words from a new member. It would be our pleasure that you make a habit of joining in with our regulars here at our forum. The place simply grows on you. After a while your wife'll have to yank you away from your monitor.  | |
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| 08-01-13 07:27pm - 4161 days | #11 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
All films are a fantasy, excluding documentaries. Well some documentaries. We had the thread about porn stars before  and after makeup. That tells you how much fantasy there is in the porn world. The only gripe I have is the fake, rock hard, cannonball tit a lot of the women feel they need. I wish they realized there is no need for it. Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 08-01-13 08:56pm - 4161 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Sorry, JB, I had to bring all this up while you're in the throes of making this same kind of decision. Although I didn't paint a rosy picture of this operation, you have to take into consideration the sawbones was whittling away on an 80yr. old lemon. (as in a used car) For those contemplating this major step, The trick is getting a nuro-surgeon with a rep. for numbers and successes.... particularity if he's getting a high percentage of praise from those who came out of the procedure with flying colors. Before, and while I was debating having this thing done right away, I was being cautioned by close friends against caving and to give it more time. My loveless daughter even made one of her infrequent visits to urge me opting out. Well guess what? When your ex-rays come back with evidence so brutal that you witness your Primary Care Physician turning pale as she pursues your cervical damage on her computer... And at the same time even The Veterans Hospital is taking your calls. .... then you know you're in a boat bobbing without oars in a sea of sewage. Oh yes, I had episodes of back and neck pains once an a while before all this. But nothing I couldn't handle. Contrarily, the moment I became conscious in recovery until now, pain is ever present and severe. Which brings me back to when me, daughter, and the doc were having our last conference shortly before my scheduled surgery.... and what stands out from that chat was my appeal to the doctor about the extent of pain I could expect, followed weakly was his emotionless refrain that rang clear as a bell "yes, there will be pain." Well, he was half right. There was pain. But the prick apparently ran out of adjectives getting into the stark reality of actuality. Direly underestimated, Misery and pain was paramount and off and ongoing thereafter. There were times lying on my hospital bed that I voiced repeatedly to my attending Aunt that I wanted to die. In retrospect, although I went many years with different degrees of discomfort with my cervical condition, I now believe, at my age, had I put this off, I'd have gone out naturally before the inevitable paralysis came'a knocking at my door. I'll tell'ya, JB....That's not to say, however, if push comes to shove about how far my condition was before it would'a been too late, without contradiction, even as I now know the extent of misery I'd face again going under the knife ......I believe I'd opt for the surgery. The prospect of avoiding confinement to a wheelchair for the rest of my life is a sober thought. BTW, JB ...What does your MD-Sister think about your situation? I'm only a keystroke away, 'Ole buddy, if there's anything I can further pass along...... Edited on Aug 02, 2013, 05:15pm | |
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| 08-02-13 04:48pm - 4160 days | #15 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
My sister refuses to act as my doctor nor does she give me medical advice - to her, my health issues are too much information (as in TMI). This is not a slam against her either - it's just how she deals with it. I can get her to post scripts for VA prescribed meds at Walmart which saves a penny or two but even that is a struggle at times. Here is the picture you paint - Pain/discomfort vs no pain/paralyzed. I have approached someone to help me deal with the latter if this should occur. I live in no fear! When I first was told that surgery was the option to choose, I met the Tulane surgeon who was to perform the operation who made sure I didn't like him. I have since been trying to get the VA to get me another guy to talk to - second opinion if not another surgeon. No luck - no luck at all on that count. Next week I go for a second MRI which I know is going to be worse than the first one but if they cannot get me someone I trust then screw it. They finally showed me a photo of the MRI from three years ago at my last Dr's visit. They are so sketchy at sharing info. It took two years for someone to explain the entire problem I have. And further more - They want to do the rod thing too, which is NOT fixing the problem but stabilizing the problem. Like a major surgery bandaid. Why they can't cut the problem disk out I do not know why.  Well - sorry about my rant but I do expect you know exactly what I'm talking about. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 08-02-13 06:15pm - 4160 days | #16 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^Far be it for me to interfere in your family but I would be very reticent in giving family members medical advice if I was a physician. I think it is next to impossible for a family member to remove emotions (good or bad) from their view of things and that applies to a physician so any advice he or she could make would be greatly influenced by those emotions and that's a bad mixture. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 08-02-13 06:40pm - 4160 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Glad you replied so promptly. I now get a better picture of what you're up against. Your comment: "Here is the picture you paint - Pain/discomfort vs no pain/paralyzed. I have approached someone to help me deal with the latter if this should occur. I live in no fear!" It's clear that scrambled attempt I made to throw you a bone sailed over like a lead balloon. Its clearly evident you have a handle on the matter and that's good. My spinal condition is so fucked up that I'm plainly in no position to advise anybody about anything. Hell, my problems so far is just a third from additional surgery I'm told I need in two places further down my back. And every time I rise from a chair, and particulary mornings getting out of bed, dilivers a sober reminder of just how serious things are. I backed off the pain factor because you apparently have enough on your plate already. Lemme just say, despite the happy pills, grinding pain never sleeps. Its relentless, merciless, captive, controlling and generally on its feet whenever it pleases to walk all over you. Alas..... I think I hear it now at my door, Damned, and was Only half way through my harangue I'm outta here. | |
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| 08-05-13 02:36pm - 4157 days | #18 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Good and funny OP thanks a bunch. Glad someone didn't lick that banana   I would have hurled ! Since 2007 | |
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| 08-06-13 07:49am - 4156 days | #19 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
This was not a complaint Pat, if you took it that way - just a response to the question posed by Graymane. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 08-06-13 07:54am - 4156 days | #20 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Dear Graymane - I can think of only one thing worse than what you're going through and (I'm sure you will understand) which is that it were me going through it. I have no idea what to say that would be of much solace my friend - I cannot even imagine. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 08-15-13 05:01pm - 4147 days | #21 | |
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jupiter4686 (0)
Suspended Posts: 26 Registered: Aug 12, '13 |
trueeee | |
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| 08-16-13 03:44pm - 4146 days | #22 | |
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jupiter4686 (0)
Suspended Posts: 26 Registered: Aug 12, '13 |
real sex giv more pleasure den porn sex... | |
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