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| 08-16-09 07:31am - 5607 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Song Parodies! That's right, folks. This is an item that's been on my mind for some time. Submit your song parodies here! It should be nice to have some amusing, revamped tunes to play in our heads, or even sing a capella in front of our muted PCs, as we deal with things pornographic, both good and bad. Looking forward to everyone's contributions. And just to help wet the whistle -- if you'll pardon the expression -- I'll post one today myself. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Aug 16, 2009, 07:42am | |
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| 08-16-09 07:35am - 5607 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
OK. It's still today! ;) Here's one called "Slow Site," based on "Slow Ride" by Foghat. (Yo, Denner, we'll see if there's a generation gap now!) Slow Site Slow site, kinda cheesy REPEAT I'm in the mood The router's all right But it's not amusing This could take all night Slow site, kinda cheesy REPEAT Slowed down, went down, got to log on one more time The speed, only 14, kilobytes a second this damn time Whoa! I'm in the mood The router's all right But it's not amusing This could take all night (various repeated lines) Come on porn site Don't slow down on me Come on download Don't slow down Thumbs get X'd, Get X'd, Come on dammit! F5, still X'd! I know my setup is right You gotta drag all night? REPEAT TWO TIMES Whoa, drag all night Read this! My flamin' post! REPEAT THREE TIMES Oh, no, no! Slow site I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Aug 16, 2009, 07:47am | |
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| 08-16-09 02:37pm - 5607 days | #3 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
Drooler, I remember talking about this a year or so ago and you pointing me to a site. I thought I would share a few now. Though, these are available on youtube and include music and vocals. Not singing, as I mentioned last week in another thread, I've been involved with an undergroup rap group for a couple of years now. There has now been several parodies recorded. The only review so far on the parodies disc had this to say, "I wanted to turn it off--X rated language--but I was laughing too hard to turn it off. These guys are at least in their 30s, but act 12 on these songs. The linear notes say they are trying to find their lost immaturity. They succeeded! Worth listening to for shit and giggles sake, check out their other stuff for more serious lyrics." The parodies: Original song Pray by MC Hammer. Parody "Bitch, get my pay". Original song Rico Suave by Gerado. Parody "Chocha Sucia" means Dirty Pussy in Spanish. Original song Ice, Ice, Baby by Vanilla Ice. Parody "Strobelight Lady" Original song True by Spandau Ballet. Parody "Baby, you burnt me" Artist on all of them is J-Zone and Celph Titled aka Boss Hog Barbarians. You've been forewarned! The songs are very offensive. Check them out, anyone else as well and remember this is just a couple of guys having some bad crude humor time. Nothing serious in these at all. Each can be found on youtube by searching the parody name and looking for J-Zone and Celph Titled or Boss Hog Barbarians in the results. Last, if anyone is easily offended, don't listen to these! My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 08-16-09 05:45pm - 5607 days | #4 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Good Thread Drooler. Almost anything from Weird Al Yankovic is going to be a parody of a famous song. The one I'm thinking of right now is Amish Paradise which is a parody of Collio's Gangsta Paradise. As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain But thats just perfect for an amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... fool And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone Im a man of the land, Im into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an amish paradise Ive churned butter once or twice Living in an amish paradise Its hard work and sacrifice Living in an amish paradise We sell quilts at a discount price Living in an amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really dont care, in fact I wish him well cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black... fool If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare Were just technologically impaired Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like robinson caruso Its as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an amish paradise Were just plain and simple guys Living in an amish paradise Theres no time for sin and vice Living in an amish paradise We dont fight, we all play nice Living in an amish paradise Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart? Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife So dont be vain and dont be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an amish paradise Were all crazy mennonites Living in an amish paradise Theres no cops or traffic lights Living in an amish paradise But youd probably think it bites Living in an amish paradise Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch! Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 08-16-09 11:10pm - 5606 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Weird Al is the man when it comes to making fun of others' music, and the result is usually hilarious. It's funny how his career has outlasted many of the careers of artists he has parodied. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 08-17-09 12:03am - 5606 days | #6 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
He was mostly Jewish in flavor, but Allan Sherman was twisting tunes when Weird Al and I (He was born a day before me) were just learning our ABC's. I think most people have heard his Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah song - but I think it surprises most that he put out ten albums, full of parodies of some classic old tunes. Here's his twist on the Mexican Hat Dance. Oh Americans dance on a dance floor. And the Spaniards, they dance on a table. And the Russians, they dance on a saber. But the Mexicans dance on their hats. Oh they dance on hot coals in Calcutta. In Wisconsin they dance on fresh butta, Which they squeeze from one cow or an udda. Yes, the Mexicans dance on their hats. (Ole!) There are Mexicans dancing on derbies. There are Mexicans dancing on caps. They just throw their fedoras Wherever the floor is, And start doing horas and taps. They won't quit! They go on! It's a Mexican custom, To take hats and bust 'em, By doing a dance thereupon. Oh the reason they shot Pancho Villa Was he danced on his mother's mantilla. And the message did not reach Garcia. He was out somewhere dancing on hats. (Ole!) There's a fellow in West Acapulco, The most elegant man you could meet. He does sambas on hombergs To tunes of Sig Romberg's, And sometimes the Nutcracker Suite. So take care! So beware! Or they'll put castanets on And ruin your Stetson, 'Cause they all think they're Fred Astaire! If you're ever in Mexico proper, And you're wearing a straw hat or topper, When the band starts to play, call a copper, 'Cause by now you should know That they'll grab your chapeau, And they'll stomp till it's flat, And that's that! That's what Mexicans do on your hat. (Ole!) Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 01-11-10 02:48pm - 5459 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Parody of "Round and Round" by Ratt What’s this I see? It’s somethin’ sweet Could make my day, I always like a find But memory, comes back to me And I say, “Hey, isn’t this already on my shelf?” Another name, redone some way I’m gonna look, think I’m seeing it again I've had enough, we've had enough Redux in vain, I say I thought at just the beginning That I would end up right-clickin’ I thought right at the start But it’s already been in my cart Round and round With time you’ll find a way to post it twice Round and round What came around comes around You tell me why We are not fools, here on PU What you redo, you know it's easy to see The light of truth’s on you tonight I've got a way, and I can prove it all right So go ahead, your site’s gone dead Reborrowed time, but it will not be mine I've had enough, we've had enough It's just the same, I said I thought at just the beginning That I would end up right-clickin’ I thought right at the start But it’s already been in my cart Round and round With time you’ll find a way to post it twice Round and round What came around comes around You tell me why Yeah! What’s this I see? Not new to me It’s version three, of Vicky in that cowgirl hat My memory, it’s serving me And I say, “Hey, you posted that in spite of yourself.” Round and round With time you’ll find a way to post it twice, twice, twice, twice Round and round What came around comes around You tell me why, why, why, why Round and round I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jan 11, 2010, 03:23pm | |
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| 01-11-10 05:07pm - 5459 days | #8 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
There was a man His name was Lang And he had a neon sign And Mr. Lang was very old So we called it Old Lang's Sign Happy New Year, y'all! Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 01-17-10 11:28am - 5453 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"Even Cheeks" (parody of "Evenflow" by Pearl Jam) Peelin’, off that thong as she’s turning to the right, again Oh, feelin' maybe it’ll be better in the set ahead, ooh yeah Oh, strike out, poses that I see time again are too familiar, oh yeah Oh, dark grin, I can't help, photographer makes 20 sets look the same, oh yeah Even cheeks, are like talking butterflies Oh, I don't know, what is keeping them away Someday yet, I’ll find even cheeks again Even cheeks, even cheeks ... Kitchen, that used to be a place to get those good even cheek shots, ooh yeah Oh, prayin', now even cheeks are showin’ but it’s always in the closeup No smiling, and offering them even cheeks in any way Oh, seems that, few and far between are in the Cheek Shot Hall of Fame, yeah Even cheeks, are like talking butterflies Oh, I don't know, what is keeping them away Someday yet, I’ll find even cheeks again Clenching hands, put that web site away Put away, kept away... Yeah! Woo...ah yeah...fucked it up... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-14-11 02:24pm - 4879 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Here's a snippet parody of the classic hit Byrds song "It Won't Be Wrong": Every time that I log in, don't use Greek, and don't be long Keep it simple or I'll go wild Let me fill the capcha so it won't be wrong I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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