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02-13-10  01:03pm - 5426 days Original Post - #1
Wittyguy (0)
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What Your PU User Name REALLY Means ...

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02-13-10  01:04pm - 5426 days #2
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x Edited on Apr 20, 2023, 02:00pm

02-13-10  01:20pm - 5426 days #3
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Mine is not particularly cryptic, but the user name & avatar are linked.

Cap'n. ;0P Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award
( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/
Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder!

02-13-10  02:09pm - 5426 days #4
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Yes, Wittyguy, all of our monikers are just partially decrypted codes for messages needed to establish, once and for all, the New World Order. In fact, I saw yours on the back of an interstate road sign.

But what am I telling YOU for? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

02-13-10  02:29pm - 5426 days #5
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


My favorite actual picture of new wave conservatives is an old lady at a rally holding a sign saying "Teabagging for Jesus".


Is it even anatomically possible for a women to teabag someone? Maybe if she's got really long labia she can do a beef-flap-slap or something like that, or does she have to wear a strap-on and do a rubber teabagging? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 14, 2010, 04:55pm

02-14-10  09:07am - 5425 days #6
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Nice assessment, wittyguy. I had to give up on the transvestiting, though because women's lingerie became indistinguishable from men's underwear, they also gave up wearing dresses in favor of jeans, so in order to dress like a woman I would have had to dress like a man .. which I do already! So there was quite a period of wrenching adjustment for me. At the moment I'm looking for a new kink but haven't found one yet except for corresponding with a bunch of perverts.

02-14-10  12:16pm - 5425 days #7
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Originally Posted by messmer:


....but haven't found one yet except for corresponding with a bunch of perverts.


Hey!

I represent that remark!

( Well, I had to get the gag in before anyone else did it!... ;).........OOeerr that sounds a bit dodgy too! :00 )

Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award
( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/
Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder!

02-14-10  04:12pm - 5425 days #8
messmer (0)
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Hey!

I represent that remark!


Cap'n. :0)



Well, of course you do, Cap'n! Admirably too, so stand proud and tall! :-)

02-14-10  04:55pm - 5425 days #9
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My first cross country motorcycle trip was in 1975. Milwaukee to Denver. It was on a Honda 360. I have since worked my way up to a Harley 883 Sportster.
I baked myself under a Nabraska Sun. Got soaked by rain storms for two solid days traveling back from Gettysburg, Penn. Froze my ass In Canada. Maybe I should change my name from biker to masochist. Warning Will Robinson

02-14-10  05:19pm - 5425 days #10
turboshaft (0)
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


Wittyguy = �Guy Witty�: Sorry folks, that�s all I can reveal. Deep, mysterious and, unfortunately, sounding a bit too much like Guy Ritchie � and I�m not going there.


I always thought yours was very accurate, just because you are so witty and funny, or somewhat ironic, because all of your avatars have been kind of dirty and wonderfully lowbrow (guy with one self-pleasure-toned arm, a guy with his head up his own ass, and your current cartoon who is more than happy picking his nose) though not necessarily witty.

Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


Turboshaft = Turboshaft is a man with a one track mind. True to form, he just likes �To Rub Shaft� until it erupts in �A Stub Froth�. As a word of advice, he really needs to get up from his computer chair cause he�s starting to develop a �Butt of Rash� from his bad habit. He also wants people to know that his favorite DJ I Do That�s rap song is �Rubs of That�. Whatever � freak.


There's a little more to it than that I assure you. The term has been around for decades in non-dirty form, but when I first started hearing it I thought if I was ever a porn star it would be my name--I mean what porn actor wouldn't want to have a turbo-charged shaft? ;) Okay, so I'm not in porn, probably never will be (at least not until I can develop an immunity to pepper spray) but I thought that the rock bottom level of humor it was at was appropriate for here.

I put my user name into an anagram website and got some pretty funny results. Here are a few:

- A Fob Thrust (I don't know, and I don't want to know)
- Abs Turf Hot (Tiger Woods Reference?)
- Barfs Ho Tut (ancient Egyptian prostitute with nausea?)
- Barf Tush To (and you thought 2Girls1Cup was bad)
- Bra Oft Shut (sounds like my dating life)

and a couple of my favorites:

- Brat Of Tush (spoiled porn star or PU'er)
- Bat For Tush (yes, there are certain women whose tush I will go to bat for!) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 14, 2010, 05:36pm

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