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12-18-10 07:33am - 5118 days | Original Post - #1 | |
rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Does porn ever cause you to make stupid mistakes? Last night I was telling a friend that I bought my wife one of those single-cup automatic coffee makers. I explained that I bought her the Tassimo brand because it reads the bar code and probably does nothing with that information... but she'll be impressed. I contrasted that with the other major manufacturer, which I said was Karup. My friend, who knows I have a porn habit, looked at me funny. After calling the brand Karup several times I realized and admitted that the brand was actually Keurig, and that Karup was a porn site. Doh! The worst that happened though was when I went into a bookstore looking for a specific title. The middle-aged lady took me to where it was located and handed me the softcover version. I asked her if she had it in hardcore. I don't know who turned more red. Anyone else have these issues? | |
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12-18-10 07:58am - 5118 days | #2 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Not really. I think you would be better thinking through the sentence before you start to speak. HTH Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-18-10 08:48am - 5118 days | #3 | |
Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
I haven't made mistakes like those but I have misinterpreted adverts etc. because I'm using my porn brain instead of my everyday-life brain. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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12-18-10 08:50am - 5118 days | #4 | |
PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
It reminds me of a story I heard on the radio a few years ago about some California politician - a prominent liberal Latino - that was giving a speech and out of nowhere let loose with some racial epithet. And he was saying that he had no idea where that word came from - that it just flew out of his mouth from out of nowhere and how embarrassed he was, etc. For some reason, it scared the crap out of me. I was thinking, "What if it's true? What if you can just be talking and have random bs come flying out of your mouth inappropriately?" For the next year, if I was in some meeting and had to read any report of anything, I was concentrating like a mother-fucker to make sure nothing came out of my mouth that I didn't intend to. That's probably the solution for you, RA. | |
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12-18-10 08:57am - 5118 days | #5 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Sounds like borderline Tourettes, PP Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-18-10 08:59am - 5118 days | #6 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Now that happens to me too. On average about once every couple of weeks. I am watching out for that one though. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-18-10 09:52am - 5118 days | #7 | |
Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
Of course it's possible that I've inadvertently substituted words without noticing... Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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12-18-10 10:12am - 5118 days | #8 | |
Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Novel idea. I think I'll give it a go. | |
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12-18-10 01:49pm - 5118 days | #9 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Here's a tip: If you're ever invited to speak to a group on any subject that touches on Porn, be careful not to begin with the popular introduction "It gives me great pleasure...." | |
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12-18-10 11:42pm - 5117 days | #10 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"What do you drive?" "A BBW." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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12-19-10 02:58am - 5117 days | #11 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
OOOOppps. Did that actually happen to you, D? Or is it just a recurring nightmare! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-19-10 04:02am - 5117 days | #12 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
No, it just came to mind. It's the kind of thing that could happen. Kind of like, "I meant to say 'acute fever,' but instead I said, 'Asshole Fever.'" Or: "Yeah, I saw it on the BBG News." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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12-19-10 08:10am - 5117 days | #13 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
You mean like : You are are my breast friend. Telling a girl who came in from the rain ans asking her if she is wet? And then not turning read LOL Since 2007 | |
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12-23-10 04:32pm - 5113 days | #14 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This one's been around, but its worth repeating: "if I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" | |
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