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| 01-08-13 04:02pm - 4366 days | #52 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I can't believe how lax they have become. In many scenes you hear squeaking cameras and chairs, directions being given, people closing doors or talking in the background, people coming up the stairs. I guess this is mostly due to the fact that many DVDs are produced on the cheap nowadays, just to keep from going under.  | |
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| 02-01-13 05:57pm - 4342 days | #53 | |
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Dracula (0)
Active User  Posts: 183 Registered: Jan 27, '13 Location: Romania |
I don't care much for anal. I sometimes fast forward through 75% of the movie to find the good non-anal 25%. The market is flooded in anal these days. A true neck-lover. | |
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| 02-01-13 06:34pm - 4342 days | #54 | |
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davel60 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 11 Registered: Jan 21, '13 Location: USA |
- I don't care for outdoor scenes - The stunt cocks jerking themselves off for the cumshot - Extraneous noises on the set - Interviews of the models before the guy arrives on set - Don't like the female tossing a guy's salad; gross, but don't mind a guy eating a woman's ass. | |
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| 05-21-13 10:34pm - 4233 days | #55 | |
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thirstyfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 30 Registered: May 20, '13 |
- Studios/producers/directors churning out essentially identical content (often with the same performers) and competing with each other by cutting production costs. Visiting some of the sites and previewing scenes is like going to the Dollar Store: lots of inventory on the shelves and much of it is redundant junk. - Actors (the boys and the girls) who spend too much time jabbering, shouting, yelling, and cursing. Diarrhea of the mouth is bad news. Nothing like hearing, at the end of a scene, some guy remarking 'Wow, baby, I got so much cum in your hair!'. - The porn guy who is displaying his mildly bored "Meh, it's a living." face and belatedly realizes the camera has been focused on him for the last three seconds. He tries for a save by launching into a quick series of ecstasy faces. This is worse when the surprised porn guy is also the director. - Obvious continuity errors, while fun to pick out, are uninteresting because they wipe out suspension of disbelieve. - The 'cult-of-the-porn-guy' trend. Way too many scenes where the directors and/or the male talent (sometimes: one and the same) think the scenes are about the stunt cocks (no disrespect intended, BTW. I happen to view these guys as largely interchangeable and, at best, they should be in a supporting role). - Scenes where the women are passive cock-socket manikins. - POV 'blow job' scenes. If one can even call the current oral technique a blow job. Seems more like cock buffing than cock sucking. POV is less expensive to shoot, so it is very popular. The scenes are often heavily padded: the ladies spend a lot of time pulling off to drool, sigh, have a little chin-wag with the camera, and/or arrange their disheveled hair (often messed up because the guy has been wrestling with her head to assert his awesome, dominant self). When the gal pulls off, the guy often goes in masturbation mode, and since we're talking POV: the largest thing on the screen is some dude stroking himself. The scene often ends with the inevitible jerk off finish. R.I.P. oral creampie. To me, true POV is like watching someone trying to prepare a fine meal and re-wire his home theater system at the same time. High probability of two botched efforts. - Scenes that blend together aspects of a circus side-show act, professional wrestling, and a OB/GYN check-up with a procto exam thown in for good measure (sometimes including a speculum and a micro arthroscopic camera). The non-invasive parts of the scene are shot in such extreme closeup that you start to wonder if the actors have more body parts than a crotch, butt, head, and right hand. This kind of scene is fun to watch a few times at most - and then becomes boring and predictable. - Overly stylistic or idiosyncratic camera work. - Lesbian scenes that are performance art. Lots of fun for the performers and highly significant to the privileged insiders who 'get it' and pretty damn boring and pretentious for those of us who don't. - Guys who wear enough glitzy costume jewelry to set off airport metal detectors in the five county area. - Wrist watches (or to be more precise: bloody stupid, ostentatious chronographs). Why do porn guys always wear wrist watches? I previwed a scene where David Perry stomps into the room wearing a watch on both wrists. What is up with that? I suspect if that question could be answered we'd also know why porn gals always wear shoes. - Lesbian scenes that devolve into a cross between 'The View' and some type of Home Shopping Network show. I.E., After some nice action, the star and her girl friends sit around, showing off their crotches to the camera (usually nice crotches, BTW!) and relate some (presumably) humorous anecdotes about that first time she got a tattoo in a really sensitive area and she almost tore the tattoo guy's arm off: you should have seen the look on his face!, or the time the enema bag exploded and one of the pieces almost hit Debbie, like, in the eye, and that's why I recommend Acme Reliable Industrial Strength Enema Bags to all my friends and co-workers, and then there was that time one of the gals lost her balance during a particularly tricky maneuver and accidentally kneed Manuel Ferrara in the batch really, really hard, and he was out of action for, like two weeks, and the doctors thought that maybe he had, like, you know, a rupture (OMG, OMG!), but eventually he tweeted her that he was feeling okey, and they, did, like, another scene together and had a pretty good chuckle over it, Oh, he's such a sweetheart. Porn happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong. | |
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| 05-22-13 09:25am - 4232 days | #56 | |
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Roger Siskel (0)
Active User Posts: 1 Registered: May 20, '13 Location: USA |
Why do the blow jobs last for 10 minutes? I end up fast forwarding most of them after about 30 seconds. And the spitting and gagging doesn't help? I associate spitting and gagging with disgust, not pleasure. The need more ass worship. Ass is always boiled down to anal. I don't care for ATMs either. I associate it with poo. Some anal is fine but the sweet cheeks and general backside should be the focus, not the orifice. Fake boobs. Small and real is better than huge and fake. If I can't tell if they are real or not you are good to go, but otherwise they seem like dead objects fastened to the chest area. I agree that porn should be about nudity. At some point, it all has to come off. If you can't afford to get a gorgeous woman to do a full scene, then just have her walk around naked showing off her body. A hot woman walking back and forth and turning around and shaking it in front of the camera is better than an ugly woman grunting on her back. Sex between committed partners. Lame. Models who like like porn stars. Yuck. Inflated lips, full boobs with a giant mane of blond hair that goes down to the waist. I prefer women who look smart and professional and not like sex workers No transitions. Don't edit the position changes. Show the pulling out and rearranging, it's often the only time I get a good look at her ass. Edited on May 22, 2013, 09:39am | |
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| 05-22-13 12:42pm - 4232 days | #57 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Welcome, thirsty fish and Roger Siskel to the forum! You are making interesting points and I agree with a lot of your dislikes. My biggest beef (besides anal and fake boobs) has always been the length of the sex scenes. I know they like to alternate when it comes to positions but almost twenty-five minutes of continual sex is too boring for me. Sex? Boring? Yep, if it isn't part of a good story. Too many videos are "get those clothes off and get on with it." No Prelude, no Postlude. You have to be really young to enjoy that!  | |
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| 05-24-13 02:35am - 4230 days | #58 | |
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Pornomaniac (0)
Active User Posts: 1 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: Sverige |
Anal sex doesnīt turn me on one bit. I have an asshole myself and know how to use it once a day and that is not sex. Tattoos and piercings can be very annoying and so can ugly silicone boobs too. I feel pity for some very sweet girls who have destroyed their bodies with big tattoos. I was so happy when the beautiful Breanne Benson removed her tiny pussy piercing and did some very nice scenes without it. Small bellybutton piercings donīt disturb me at all. | |
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| 05-24-13 07:17am - 4230 days | #59 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
We are getting allot more new members popping in lately very nice to see new faces. Welcome thirstyfish Since 2007 | |
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