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| 11-01-10 12:41pm - 5165 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Best Porn Awards Category Ever? Handing out awards for porn vids is sort of like handing out candy at Halloween, everyone seems to get something for just showing up. No one whose into online porn takes these things seriously or even follows them (do they?). Finally, there is an award that speaks to me ... and honors some hot pussy at the same time: http://www.avn.com/galleries/Industry-Cat-Nominees-416323/416333/ | |
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| 11-01-10 03:40pm - 5165 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Wittyguy, I'm surprised at you, of all people! It's "No one who's," not "No one whose." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-01-10 03:46pm - 5165 days | #3 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Aw, you are such an old fashioned guy. What we want is something that is hairless and tattooed! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QeEmy7FM7Gs/Sj...less+cat+tattoed.jpg Don't know how that link will work??? | |
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| 11-01-10 07:57pm - 5165 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 At first I though these were cats that had wandered into frame in gonzo videos--talk about stray pussy!--but these are just owned by female models. I always knew I should get a cat...  Though you can't really take a cat for a walk like you do with a dog (or better yet puppy) to lure a girl back to your place. But they probably help if you can just get a girl to come over for "some coffee." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-02-10 12:27pm - 5164 days | #5 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Somewhere on the internet is a picture of me walking my girlfriends cat on a leash ... and he'll actually walk with you ... until he gets bored of it which means it's only a five minute walk. This awards category also alters the meaning of the phrase "I spent the night with a porn star and woke up with her pussy on my face". Of course, leave it to Drooler to go all grammar police on my ass in a post about cats.  | |
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| 11-02-10 12:33pm - 5164 days | #6 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Shouldn't that be girlfriend's?  | |
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| 11-02-10 09:50pm - 5163 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! I would love to see that photo! I just hope you not dressed like you just came out of a porn theater--trench coat, bare legs, shades, creepy... But cats are way too independent to attach to anything even resembling a leash, and most seem to hate wearing collars for that matter. Hey, just like most girlfriends! Also to screw with friends you could say something like "My girlfriend's pussy really scratched me last night! What? I'm talking about her cat, perverts!" Oh, I got a million of these. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-02-10 11:09pm - 5163 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Does it look something like this? (Don't worry, the photos were taken in New York.) Cats are funny though, because they'll either want to just walk off wherever they please or simply just roll on the ground and fall asleep. I guess there will never be drug cats. Just too independent to give a shit what their owners are doing. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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