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| 11-15-10 05:16pm - 5151 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Marketa Belonoha at The Onion I was visiting The Onion (a humor site, if you didn't know). They have a new "article" with the title "Poll Finds Majority Of Male Voters Would Have Elected Naked Woman." They actually have a picture of a naked woman, and it is none other than Marketa Belonoha! Well, I say, "Good choice!" She looks fantastic. I don't know how this is going turn into a discussion thread, but I didn't know where else to post this discovery. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-15-10 05:31pm - 5151 days | #2 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
One of the things I love about The Onion is how many people don't get the satire and take it seriously. Having said that, I too would vote for a naked woman. | |
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| 11-15-10 07:26pm - 5151 days | #3 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
This may be true, but I suspect that if you showed a picture of a big pile of horse manure and a greasy politician, you could well get the same result, Same goes for a red cadillac versus greasy politician. Voting for the naked woman is ridiculous since American men are always complaining about politicians taking their money. Who is guaranteed to cost you more money than a politician? Yep, a naked woman. Doesn't even matter if she's your girlfriend or wife. Naked woman = costing you a shitload of money. This means women were right all along (noooooo!!!!) men really are more dumb than women. | |
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| 11-15-10 07:28pm - 5151 days | #4 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Not related to this story but something about The Onion. I discovered the Onion a couple of years ago. At first I thought that what I was seeing was real but at some point it became obvious that it was all a joke. It was a report from Apple on their new Itouch Mac. They had replaced the standard keyboard with the Ipod scrolling system. They were interviewing a superfan that claimed he had to buy anything Apple. It was the funniest thing seeing this guy try to write a small text message using one button. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 11-15-10 08:01pm - 5151 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I've never been a fan of the Onion myself, I think it just tries too hard in its presentation of its fake-news-as-if-it-were-real narrative. Just turn on any "mainstream" new cable station (any one of them will do, they're all pretty much the same), or check out their websites, and I think you can get a pretty good laugh out of it as long as you don't take it too seriously. This modern form of yellow journalism is really quite a sight if you take it in for more than 30 seconds at a time. Even funnier is how people look at it as if it is all 100% cold hard fact, and thus we claim we're "informed" every time we go to the polls just because we watch TV--like saying you're informed because you read the nutrition labels at McDonalds.  This is where The Daily Show and The Colbert Report step in--making sense of all the nonsense we think is "news." Figures I like Colbert's humor but not The Onion's. I can't explain it, it's just the way I like my fake news. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-16-10 05:51am - 5150 days | #6 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
A number of men would definitely vote for the naked woman. It may be a spoof article but a naked woman would probably do very well. Unless she starts going on about health reform and helping the poor. I'm sure there was a story about a dog getting votes versus a politician in this country. Which goes to show truth is stranger than spoof. Edited on Nov 16, 2010, 05:58am | |
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| 11-16-10 11:17am - 5150 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
One of the nice features that they used run in the Onion was the sex and love advice by "Smoov B." Of course, it's usually in 2nd person to the girl he's currently trying to "sex doggy style." So it's advice by way of demonstration. You can still read it in the archives. It's hilarious. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-16-10 10:20pm - 5150 days | #8 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I guess you could say she would be honest. Look, she's got nothing to hide--literally! And if you running as a naked candidate what the hell kind of skeletons will you have in your closet to top the fact that you are running naked? Anything crazier than you having the steel balls to run as a nude candidate probably makes you pretty unqualified (or the candidate with the most colorful biography).
 Think of the ratings at the debates and every single appearance she makes! The Christian Right would go after her but they would be up against their toughest opponent--an army of loyal, drooling perverts. That's one political fight you don't want to be caught up in!  Also, one better than a politician losing to a dog is former attorney general John Ashcroft losing to a dead guy. That's not something to be proud of if you ask me, of course I've never run for office. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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