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01-06-12 10:00pm - 4734 days | Original Post - #1 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
The cameras are ready to roll. Everybody's in place, The director is stationed, ready to give the “action” order. His two stars nervously awaiting their moment to prove their acting skills. The order is given: “Action please!” The MILF scene opens with what appears to be a bored Mom setting on her couch reading a book. Like most household-wives, she’s dressed normally: short skirt to the cheeks of her ass, panties exposed, and a pair over-nourished hooters seemingly struggling to escape the tight confines of bra cups the size of satellite dishes. A knock at the door! It’s one of her son’s school buddies. Although looking a tad older than his age, we accept the fact he’s a tender lad whose genes and growth-hormones simply got carried away. “Eh, hi. Mrs. Adams. Is Rick around?” Mom explains her son’s absence and invites the stubble-hair-faced teen inside -- where she promptly guides him to the sofa (strategically seating herself close enough for her pussy to begin snapping at the boy’s knees.) “You’re Jason, aren’t you", Mrs. Adams asks with a salacious smile. “Well, er, I mean yes I am, Mrs. Adams." "Say, Can you, like, tell Rick to call me. We’re meeting for soccer practice later.” “Just call me Pam. Needn’t be so formal", purrs Mom." "Just think of me as a friend. You know, like a girl you might be close to at school.” At this point Pam's hand is resting on Jason's knee. (If I were Jason’s age, by now my knees would be so shakin’ so violently I’d need a restrainer on the level of industrial strength duct tape.) Jason, however, gives a half-ass attempt to convince us of his innocence by at first reacting awkwardly, stumbling on words and somewhat retreating to the far side of the sofa. But as Pam becomes more aggressive -- Jason's confidence grabs a foothold. They kiss. Now, with Jason’s inhibitions orbiting the sun, his hand touching her thigh, inching its way to the soft, moist, cleave resting between her legs, Pam immediately begins her journey into a stentorian wale of erogenous pandemonium -- screaming as though she was being chased by The Texas chainsaw wielder. Boyish Jason, meanwhile, is suddenly employing a worldly love-making prowess akin to a sexual titan. (Pretty damned good for a high school teenager, I’d say. The kid learns fast.) Contrary to sane judgment, The idea of Rick coming through the door, or hubby unexpectedly coming home, seems furthermost from either of their minds. Pam's spastic cries of delight gains momentum, heightening even before Jason’s hand finds its marks. By the time Jason is atop Pam, pumping away, her squeals, pitched moans, Ahhhs, Oooohs, Owooos and oh yes’s are going non-stop. Decibel ratings approaches china-shattering levels. As the action intensifies, Pam's repeated oh-yeahs joins in to vocal volumes reaching nuclear proportions. Seismic waves begin appearing on the town’s Richter scale -- as neighbors are running through the streets in panic. Coast Guard goes on alert, as our president hovers at his red phone. There you have it.....maybe. I won’t even go into the ecstatic moments of Pam’s orgasm. But I think by now one gets my drift. Exaggerated? sure, but so’s the industry’s continuous apathy for not improving on the quality of their product. simply harken to some of the cow-pie we’re still getting from, and relentlessly being doled out to by our porn purveyors. We're underestimated and taken for granted my friends. Dammit! Just Give us purchases intellectuality befitting our place, ideally shaving down the idea we're falling for this crap. | |
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01-07-12 02:45am - 4733 days | #2 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Yeah, but you have to remember for every customer that wants one thing, there is another that wants the polar opposite! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-07-12 07:09am - 4733 days | #3 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I'm one of those guys that doesn't care all that much if the little scenario is dumb, that the dialogue is not very original and that the entire scene has been done countless times before but and there are some things that are a must if I want to really enjoy the scene. The acting has to be somewhat believable. Each player should have a defined character and their reaction should be in accordance to how a real person would react to a similar situation. The dialogue can be dumb but as long as it's expressed with a level of talent then it can be overlooked and can even increase the appeal of the scene. It shouldn't be like listening to two people reading a menu in a restaurant. The last thing and this is where I believe the bulk of porn companies have dropped the ball is in regards to the sex. They have managed to reduce the sex to organs and the orifice they will penetrate. We all know that gonzo porn is what sells most but todays gonzo is not anything like yesterdays gonzo. I really believe that it's talent behind the camera and talent in front of it that limits the porn possibility. Many of the guys shooting porn these days wouldn't have been allowed near a camera 10 to 12 years ago or if they were then it would have been to hold it while the director was instructing the talent on what he wanted. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-07-12 08:47am - 4733 days | #4 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
You hit the nail right on the head Pat. Since 2007 | |
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01-07-12 09:59am - 4733 days | #5 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
(Scratching my head): Why does this story sound so familiar? There is one jarring omission in your summary, graymane: you forgot to mention that the "boy" is wearing Bermuda shorts past his knees and a baseball cap on backward! If that's not in it it isn't a true "MILF attacking boy" story! Edited on Jan 08, 2012, 10:03am | |
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01-07-12 12:54pm - 4733 days | #6 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Capn, Pat, and of course Messmer.....your comments are , as always, welcomed and appreciated. And as usual, I couldn't agree with either of you more. I may've gone a tad over the top opening up on the these guys, but they make it simply so easy. Besides, they need a hot-foot once an a while. If this thread does anything at all to focus on the junk we're getting from some of these studios, then I figure I've made a scratch. PS.... sorry about this thread's dialogue clutter. When will I ever learn not to use my Microsoft word processor to pre-write for entries to this forum? | |
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01-08-12 01:35am - 4732 days | #7 | |
Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
'When will I ever learn not to use my Microsoft word processor to pre-write for entries to this forum?' oh.......is that a bad thing I use the processor because the alternative is trying to think and write while all those fucking icons to the right dance around while yelling, puking, swearing, laughing, crying and smelling like shit unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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01-08-12 06:38am - 4732 days | #8 | |
Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Unless, of course, you click the "Hide" text link just above all those icons and right beside the words "Insert Smiley". Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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01-09-12 01:36am - 4731 days | #9 | |
Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Khan rote : Unless, of course, you click the "Hide" text link just above all those icons and right beside the words "Insert Smiley". Knowing everything, and still I learn thanx unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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01-09-12 06:43am - 4731 days | #10 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Cap'n....you cannot be serious here, friend: "Yeah, but you have to remember for every customer that wants one thing, there is another that wants the polar opposite!" Ok, well put - but there got to be a limit: A PU (not you, but any PU) - really want this kind of material? We've all watched scenes close to what graymane describes - even "pix-freak-friends" goes to vids now and then - and I certainly do recognize the bottom line in graymanes input. AND it's horrible, stupid and downright an insult to the good ol' porn.....Oh, yes, we've been around this theme a lot of times here.....but will the porn producers (some) ever learn. Probably not. Thanks to graymane for this - maybe one more input to put those producers on a better track. BTW: Now I really got it in for me: But does these kind of vids, with these kind of nonsense remarks tend mostly to US-productions (at least, mostly)?? "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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01-09-12 09:17am - 4731 days | #11 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Actually, I was serious there. I am often amazed at what appeals to some other folks. I am not necessarily talking about my friends here though. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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