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| 08-27-14 01:28pm - 3770 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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misterwolf999 (0)
Active User Posts: 1 Registered: Aug 27, '14 Location: israel |
poking the bear ive been with this new girl now for about a year. Boyfriend girlfriend relations.an urge came over to me to write a bout it and here I am. There were a few noteworthy events that stuck in my mind. Other I will probably remember later on. Anyway poking a bear. I woke up one day with a morning hardon. My girl butt naked to my side. I got a couple more hours of sleep over her and figured she isnt likely to wake up anytime soon. She was to my right. lying on her side the same as me. I grabbed her right shoulder with my left hand and gave her a gentle shake. She opened her eyes and looked at me. What she asked in drowsy voice. Time to wake. She look down and as she figured my mind she turned the other way and said let me sleep.so I did what any gentleman in my position would have done. I couldnt let junior down without a fight. So I gave it a fight. And I poked her gently at the bottom of her back. Just above her ass. She didnt stir. I poked her left ass chick. She didnt stir. so I poked her right ass well. You can poke all you like she said over her shoulder in a tired voice. Its goanna have its way i said as I poked her right ass chick again. let me sleep she said in plead. Im not doing anything I said. And I poked some more. Fine she she said. She turned on her back. Her eyes still closed like trying to sleep. So I got on top her and poked her good till I was good and done. Then she went back to sleep, and I also felt like sleeping some more. Edited by Staff on Aug 27, 2014, 03:17pm | |
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| 08-27-14 04:30pm - 3770 days | #2 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
 Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 08-27-14 04:55pm - 3770 days | #3 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
You beat me to it.  Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 08-27-14 05:25pm - 3770 days | #4 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
OK But I have to say it out loud. WHAT THE FUCK !. Ok going back to sleep after reading this thread. LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 08-27-14 07:42pm - 3770 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Gotta tell'ya, wolf.... From my perspective, your "poking technique is a classic example of how not to succeed at sex with your partner. Especially when awaking her from a dead sleep via "poking" her on the ass. I'd suggest when those nocturnal urges become overpowering, gently awakening her waving a gift she's always wanted amid her field of vision. This almost assuredly guarantees that her vulvae will waste no time popping open, beckoning your desire. . Apart from that, one might try lacing her evening beverages with "kick-ass- aphrodisiacs." Or better yet, use the sure-fire winner we here at Porn-users fallback 0n.......(bought to you in rhyme) "When your mate would hesitate, tune-in a porn star and masturbate." Edited on Aug 28, 2014, 12:54pm | |
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| 08-27-14 10:33pm - 3769 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, this post/story/whatever-you-call-it has got me. But it does remind me of Dr. David Hager. If you've never heard of him, he's a conservative Christian gynecologist who was a Bush II-era FDA appointee, and was also accused by his ex-wife of some rather, uh, libertine sexual practices. But most weirdly (to me, at least), she claimed: "He would say, 'Oh, I didn't mean to have anal sex with you; I can't feel the difference.'" Her pricelessly accurate response: "'Well then, you're in the wrong business.'" I guess if even a gynecologist can't feel, or at least claim to feel, the difference--with his own wife, no less--then anyone can mistakes.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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