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| 01-24-15 11:13pm - 3619 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User  Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Peyronie’s disease Hey fellow fellers (and ladies), It's me, your friendly neighborhood drive-by poster, WWW. As I've said, I don't want to abandon this forum since (as I've also said) I find it to be one of the most civil on the Net, but my activity will be scant, and there will be moments of busy-ness interspersed with great yawning gaps of absence. Not that any of you should care, since the forum is going on swimmingly, as I see. Just dropping in and keeping y'all up to date. That's the good news. Now for the bad news: Looks like I've got Peyronie’s disease. It aint no picnic. I was born with some problem with my winky that my parents never satisfactorily explained to me, a problem which required surgical intervention. At any rate, my unit, though with a pretty wicked left hook, was serviceable from my devirginization and all through my ten year marriage. When I went on the net to compare winkies, I was quite relieved and actually overjoyed to see that my curve was not abnormal at all, and that, in fact, a rod-straight pecker is actually in the minority. Size-wise, I was dead average at exactly 6 inches. But that's beside the point. The point is, I had no complaints from the scant number of ladies I bedded with. (Or is that, with whom I have bedded? One must NEVER! end a sentence with a preposition...or...a preposition is not something you want to end a sentence with... (skip a little brother.... [Python humor]...) Anyway, since my separation in 2005 and subsequent divorce two years later, intimacy with the fair sex has been absolutely nill, save for a one night stand that didn't stand, if you get my deflated drift. A few years ago, I began to notice a tissuey hardening (not the enjoyable kind) in my sadly neglected johnthomas, at the top. Over time, this hard tissue grew, so that it now takes up almost the entire width and length of poor little willy, down the top. This makes any erections slightly painful, and makes even more embarrassing the already embarrassing task of the infrequently-necessitated self-servicing (pipe-cleaning). To describe how drastic this is, you should know that Mr. Happy nearly makes a right angle when titillated and doing his best impression of a zeppelin. What's even more humiliating is the shrinkage. I don't think that my trouser trout would extend even to four inches, if I could straighten it, which I can't. Now, there is simply no way I can woo a woman with this relatively new malady afflicting me. I was already shy and not exactly a ladies' man, as some of you may remember, but now the situation is almost hopeless. I can't seek medical help because I have no insurance - which is a big no-no here in Rome....I mean Merica, have precious little money, and already owe many thousands of dollars to two hospitals in two states. My love life was pretty much a disaster but now my secret, private love life is equally plagued, so I don't take the pony out of the shed unless I'm in dire need, which, frankly, hardly ever occurs. I guess I should be thankful for that. But, there are times when my libido comes full bore and the need for feminine contact is poingantly alive in my noggin...and in other places. The horrible irony is, since I've lost a great deal of weight, shave my head, and whatnot, I am told that I'm better looking now - at fifty - than I was when I was twenty! Not that that makes me terribly handsome, but I have noticed more attention and compliments from women. ACH!! Oh well, I have my two strapping young sons who are on the cusp of manhood, and I have gained a decent amount of attention as a poet - not fame-wise but by widely published poets around the world with whom I associate online - and healthwise: except for the tricky-dick, I feel like a spring lamb. I'm doctor free, take zero medications, and despite a gamut of tests in recent years there are no major health issues with me, save for ulcers which caused me to spend 4 miserable days in a hospital in Vegas. Horrible! I have not shared this info with any other forum, or anyone else except my brother, who's also my room-mate. I just wonder if there are any of you guys out there with a similar debilitation? If so, please share. Misery loves company!  You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on Jan 24, 2015, 11:20pm | |
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| 01-25-15 10:49am - 3619 days | #2 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Thanks for dropping by and a bigger thanks for sharing your situation because it helps some of us to look at life in a more favorable way. Our problems look insignificant when compared to yours and a few other posters. I hope life is a lot better in 2015. Couldn't you have signed up for Obamacare seeing as you don't already have any health insurance? Being Canadian means that I don't understand how any Country can't offer health insurance to all of it's citizens. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 01-29-15 02:10am - 3615 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I join the others having expressed concern upon reading your rather lengthy thread regarding "Peyronie’s disease, Willy, And I hasten to add being done so with the usual regard we all here are accustom to expecting from one possessing your creative, mental agility. Your pecker dilemma especially tugs at my heart-string because it 's a condition I've never heard of ....hence finding myself unable to offer anything beneficial for you dealing with it. As one whose own penile idiosyncrasy surpasses yours..... I can only pass on my deepest wish that you conquer all that dwells with your concerns of paying the bills. Happy to see you coming around, though ..... hope to enjoy more of your exceptional wit reaching us via PU's forum. | |
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| 02-14-15 09:08pm - 3599 days | #4 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Thanks for the replies, fellas. As for Obamacare, I've heard only bad news. graymane, thanks for the kind words!  You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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| 02-16-15 04:18pm - 3597 days | #5 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Nice to hear from you, my friend. Sorry to hear of your predicament & I do hope you will be able to get the issue resolved soon, as it sounds uncomfortable at the very least!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 04-07-15 03:04am - 3547 days | #6 | |
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big barrel 05 (0)
Active User Posts: 3 Registered: Apr 07, '15 Location: virginia |
My condolences. though I've heard doses of Acetyl-l Carnitine will help with that. | |
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