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| 01-25-14 06:23pm - 3983 days | #60 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Wish I had yours or JB's techie-smarts, CT ..... first talent you'se (sic) guys have I'd seize on is shaving down (editing) the worthless excess from all my over-weight downloads that's taking up space on my hard drive. Not to mention giving the fast-forward buttons a long awaited rest. | |
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| 04-05-14 07:02pm - 3913 days | #61 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Blog #17 - Graymane Gets Off or, Is This a Real Story? I felt this missive posted by Graymane on the Polls page needed to get on the forum so I've taken liberties with out permission to place it into my blog. (Since my post, I see that Graymane took the hint to post it to a thread he created, so here is his original post.) So from the Poll regarding Aliens in the White House... Graymane wrote: "Reminds me of my encounter .... Driving down an isolated road, sometime back in 2010, I suddenly sensed this weird foreboding. Then, all of a sudden there were some rotating lights emanating from a huge disc-shaped craft hovering above my car. I pulled over, after which I lost consciousness. I awakened strapped down onto a padded table, and was getting a blurred vision of some weird creatures assembled around me. About then a telepathic voice uttered sounds that I interpreted as saying: "we are what you earthlings call Martians, and we're here on earth to extract cell samples from the brains of healthy sex addicts. Then I sensed another Martian nearby, who interrupt the first one by saying: "No, Zonko, that's "pervert"...I think that's the correct term to use." Angrily, Zonko shot back: "How dare you, Axlerod, correct me in the presence of this mere, ignorant Homo sapien!" This caught me off guard: I yelled out: "wait-a-minute, who're you fat-headed weirdos calling ignorant...and watch the Homo stuff?" I didn't stop there: .."And why's your head so big, with those funny-looking bulging eyes...and your mouth, where the hell is your mouth?" Zonko's huge forehead immediately developed protruding blue vains (I could tell he was mad). Just then Axlerod chimed in: "now look what you've done, Zonko! You've gone and got our specimen all excited." "Would you shut the hell up and let me do my extraction procedure", Zonko wailed. After some more heated exchanges the two began flailing their little arms at each other in what appeared to be a fist-fight. Immediately the two were carted out of the examining room, by whom I perceived as security personnel. Shortly thereafter, I was addressed by somebody who looked like a senior attendant: "I'm sorry, he said, "they're interns and competitively doing this all the time." "Anyhow," he added, "I've concluded your brain's too old and addled to serve as a cell donor. We want younger and healthier men who're really avid perverts." "But I AM a pervert," I said; and a darn avid one at that." "No, you simply won't do,' said the Senior examiner ... "we're sending you back!" "I wanna know why I'm not an avid pervert?" I blurted out..."Hell, man, I'm an active member of Porn Users for crying out loud." "Odd you should mention that," he said..."Our research department have observed there's a limitless number of perfect specimens in that outfit, and we're going after them one-by-one." The next thing I knew, I was seated behind the wheel of my car with the motor still running. I think the man means what he says, guys...I'd stay off those lonely roads if I were you." Thanks Graymane - great story. _________________________________________________________ FYI - As many of you are aware, I had some replacement surgery on my neck done - replaced bone & disk with rods & screws - which has left me not all that interested in things as much as before. While pain is not an issue, it certainly took the starch out of my libido. Perhaps I'll find it down the road but at the moment I just don't care. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! Edited on Apr 06, 2014, 06:37am | |
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| 04-07-14 02:15am - 3912 days | #62 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
No,Jb ..... I wasn't aware you'd opted for that neck surgery. Last I heard I thought you'd pretty much put it on the back burner for awhile. Look, Dude, if all you suffered is a blow to your libido, be dammed thankful. I'm ecstatic you didn't come out of it with my problems. I'm convinced, with the hack-job done on me, had my surgery shifted to the local butcher shop, and the table and surgeon meant for me in the operating room was taken up by the power of money. As I type this, I'm still , after over a year of progressive loosening of screws, rods and wire, I'm still wearing a collar......as well as being regulated to a heavy neck apparatus (bone stimulator) worn daily for 4 hours for the rest of my life. that's only the half of it. Its all I can do to resist gulping down my full bottle of Percocet. | |
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| 06-22-14 03:57pm - 3836 days | #63 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Blog #18 - Emily Ratajkowski - or, who is that girl in the Blurred Lines video? FYI - Blurred Lines - Uncensored Version Every watch something unrelated to porn, say on Youtube and wonder, "Who is that person"? Yeah, happens to me too as it did with the above video. Why do we like her? Because at 32C they are NATURAL!! Yummy.  In fact if you're into pursing more about her, check out the blog where the photo came from. Contains both video & stills. Enjoy a little soft eye candy. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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