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| 04-20-11 12:54pm - 4995 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Time Waste Management For those of us who have too much time on our hands, here's some pointless but entertaining links: 1. Graphs showing sex habits around the world here. 2. Masturbation statistics here. 3. Proof that internet porn can lead to unanticipated violence here. 4. Proof that internet porn leads to diminished violence here. 5. Pointless pictures: Beatles (the group) Bukkake, the reason why all computer viruses aren't bad here, Chuck Norris markets in everything here, proof of how messed up America is here, the real man's medicine cabinet here, why the internet makes everything better, the PornUsers medical emergency mantra, and, how Maslow's hierarchy of needs has been altered by the internet here. Add your own if you got 'em. | |
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| 04-20-11 04:31pm - 4995 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Self-actualization? Fuck that! PRODUCTIVITY is as good as it will ever get, if it ever does. (Referring to the "update" on Maslow's Hierarchy.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-21-11 04:34pm - 4994 days | #3 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I like this thread! Why isn't it gaining any traction? Is Wittyguy getting Drooler's Syndrome? I sure hope not!  I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-21-11 08:27pm - 4994 days | #4 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Well, if Drooler is amused then it's good enough for me (shows how pathetic my life is ). Since I'm cleaning out my bookmarks, here's a few more: - Why you got downsized from your last job. - Why the Japanese nuclear disaster will mean more anime porn (here and here). - What I do in my spare time when not downloading porn (here and here). - The newest Republican party advertisement promoting family values. - What I really think about when the deli guy is making my sandwich. - Since Easter is only a few days away, here's the perfect gift for the religious types in your family to remind them of the true message of Christ. - What every PU member is going to like fleeing from a fire (here). - What most of the PU female members look like (here). - The mystery that is "womanhood" finally explained here. - Coming soon to the PU store; the unofficial PU chastity belt. - What scared children before the TSA existed (here). - Finally, a disease that Americans take pride in having obliterated from the face of the Earth (here).  Edited on Apr 21, 2011, 08:35pm | |
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| 04-22-11 02:08am - 4994 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hilarious! And I'm sure you made all that stuff up yourself using that web site, whatever it was, same as for the "words from our sponsors" at the last PU Weenie Roast. The guy clutching the "box" on the ladder or Sploogezilla, I'm not sure which one had me more in stiches. Or the shark brain! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-22-11 10:35am - 4993 days | #6 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
I want to thank you Wittyguy for causing me to spend far more time than I should have this morning digging through my collection of de-motivational posters. I didn't dare revisit their site least my entire day would be shot. But, to add a little to your thread ... One of the ones I ran across made me think of a recent poll question about childhood crushes.  Another one reminded me that girls learn some of life's truths far earlier than boys.  Anyway ... that's enough for the moment. Hopefully the thread will keep going for a while. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 04-23-11 02:08am - 4993 days | #7 | |
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elonlybuster (0)
Active User Posts: 52 Registered: Aug 24, '08 Location: Georgia |
Pretty insightful stuff there. | |
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| 04-25-11 01:01am - 4991 days | #8 | |
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asiancumdump (0)
Suspended  Posts: 4 Registered: Apr 25, '11 Location: Irvine, CA |
Haha I like this thread. Sometimes you gotta do something when you're too sore to masturbate? Cumdump is just another word for girlfriend. [Spam URL removed from SIG] | |
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| 06-23-11 11:40am - 4931 days | #9 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Once again, time to clean out the bookmarks in my browser. Here's a few more porn and other funnies: - What a true "50" PU reviewed website would look like here and here. - What people really mean when they say "I had orange juice for breakfast today." - The actual unofficial motto of the PU website ... why doesn't Rick post this on the main page? - Why drinking alcohol is a great work out. - Moses actually got the 10 Commandments by accident. Also, why Jesus no longer "saves" the technologically ignornant. - Why old people hate technology here. - Leonardio DiCaprio's next movie ... er, move. - The real story behind the killing of Osama. - Another reason not to like facial websites. - What goes on inside your spice drawer. - While it may not be easy being green it doesn't mean you can't get easy. - Businesses adopt the "Dick in a Box" for advertising. (For our foreign friends who don't understand this, here's the original). - Another reason not to obsess over getting your porn from tube sites. - Not all of the Harry Potter actors are moving on to successful movie careers. - Lastly, I managed to secure a hip and chic location for the next PU forum awards ceremony. Enjoy and post some more of your own. Edited on Jun 23, 2011, 11:46am | |
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| 06-23-11 02:25pm - 4931 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I tried Savasana, but it gave me the spins. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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