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| 01-29-13 07:17pm - 4307 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Dracula (0)
Active User  Posts: 183 Registered: Jan 27, '13 Location: Romania |
Pick-up Lines If you bumped into your favorite porn star, what might you say? Here are some one liners I found recently ...  You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? A true neck-lover. | |
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| 01-30-13 12:18pm - 4306 days | #2 | |
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KET924aab (0)
Active User Posts: 60 Registered: Dec 18, '12 Location: California, USA |
I am reminded of the line in the song "Romeo and Juliet" by Dire Straits: "Hey, you and me babe, how about it?" | |
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| 01-30-13 11:16pm - 4305 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I once hit on a gal using that old popular line: "Hey, honey ..... where've you been all my life?' Her reply ....... "wasn't born most of it."  Another dumb line I used that shot-me-down: "I'm a great lover, Babe" ... Her reply: "Why, because you practice so much on yourself?" Opening remarks to three gals in a bar, to whom I was determined to show that I was cool and confident: "I want you all to meet a man who doesn't know the meaning of fear and intimidation, a man who doesn't know the meaning of rejection or defeat." Whereupon one gal pipes-up with: "So ladies, what say we all chip in and buy this guy a dictionary," Lines .... I'll bet when you come into a room, fire-alarms go off. You're the gorilla of my dreams He: Do you agree kissing is a language of love? She: I suppose so He: So what'a-ya say we start talking! | |
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| 01-30-13 11:29pm - 4305 days | #4 | |
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Jpuentes94 (0)
Active User Posts: 1 Registered: Jan 30, '13 Location: Fort Benning |
Maybe, the best line would be "I'll give you thousands of dollars to have sex with me on camera, and allow me to reproduce, and distribute for the explicit intent for masturbation" Works everytime  | |
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| 01-31-13 03:48am - 4305 days | #5 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
The only pick up line that ever worked for me: "Hi - Want to go back to my hotel room?" Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 01-31-13 06:39pm - 4305 days | #6 | |
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Dracula (0)
Active User Posts: 183 Registered: Jan 27, '13 Location: Romania |
Good lines! Any more? A true neck-lover. | |
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| 02-06-13 06:43pm - 4299 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
There is the old . hat has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. One line that worked for me. If I was Broke and Homeless would you go out with me?. She said no. I said good I am rich and thats my Corvette. Gotta Laugh and a date  Another was. Could you help me find where I was going. Her: where are you going? See that's just it, I knew where I was going until I saw you, And then I just could not remember. Since 2007 | |
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| 02-06-13 08:38pm - 4299 days | #8 | |
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Dracula (0)
Active User Posts: 183 Registered: Jan 27, '13 Location: Romania |
Wow! Not bad. Thanks! A true neck-lover. | |
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