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11-09-11  01:13pm - 4792 days Original Post - #1
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Where The F*ck is Mary ?

Where The F*ck is Mary ?

It has been along time since I saw her. Last saw her around back of that shed I bought after Capn suggested it a few years ago.
I ended up going with a nice wood one, a 12x12 enough room for the riding mower and those shackles hanging from the roof and attached to the floor.

Anyways, she is always around that shed and since last week I have not seen her. I decided to go to the most intelligent group of people I know, but they were busy and so was the guy that clean our sewers. So I had to settle for asking it here, Beggars can be choosy I guess.

She answers to the name Mary, but if you have a dildo and lube she may answer to anything. Bring a six-pac on your search and perhaps you can find her. I am sure the medication has worn off by now, but still might have traces of duct-tape on her.
Last seen wearing, and super man tights.
with black converse shoes. Hair is black.
Her measurements are about the same size as my
hondas trunk depending on the position. So she is a petite thing.

Anywhoo, appreciate your help.

CT Since 2007

11-09-11  01:46pm - 4792 days #2
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I'll be sure to let you know if she comes my way!








Eventually!



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11-09-11  01:55pm - 4792 days #3
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Originally Posted by Capn:


I'll be sure to let you know if she comes my way!
Eventually!



Cap'n.


Appreciate that Capn. Since 2007

11-09-11  04:24pm - 4792 days #4
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It's time to switch back to paper milk cartons, so pictures of Missing Mary can be posted on them. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

11-09-11  10:28pm - 4791 days #5
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


It's time to switch back to paper milk cartons, so pictures of Missing Mary can be posted on them.


I put a few signs up on a telephone poles.
Funny some nice police officers offered to have me come down and talk with them at the station I sure would like to have some coffee down at the station. But I have to finish that basement room extension i've been working on. Amazing how expensive and time consuming it is to sound proof a room. Since 2007

11-09-11  11:12pm - 4791 days #6
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Good news:

No I didn't find Mary yet.
But Lowes had a two fer on Duct Tape. Since 2007

11-10-11  09:12am - 4791 days #7
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Get a couple of boxes.

Red Green reckons you can never have enough duct tape!

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11-10-11  10:39am - 4791 days #8
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Oh well , Day 5 no Mary.

I guess I will have to find a new playmate.
I know a bus is coming in at 10:00 tonight, and I have plenty of duct tape. Since 2007

11-10-11  06:14pm - 4791 days #9
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I'm crawling out from under my rock to say that I have no fucking idea what this post is about... My pop culture reference library ends in the 1980s.

I'd suggest, for those of you with musical taste, that the answer might be found in the song "Bringing Mary Home" by the Country Gentlemen. I don't think you'll like the answer though...

11-10-11  11:35pm - 4790 days #10
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Well, its the search for Mary, no ghost that I know of yet.
Appreciate the interest as day 6 approaches.

Well love to chat, but the cement is almost dry, now I can paint the room.

CT Since 2007

11-11-11  06:34am - 4790 days #11
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She wasn't crosseyed by any chance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jLiXeFm_E

She's a poor man's rich girl & she'd do it for a song.

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11-11-11  08:47am - 4790 days #12
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Originally Posted by Capn:


She wasn't crosseyed by any chance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jLiXeFm_E

She's a poor man's rich girl & she'd do it for a song.

Cap'n.



No but they may have to start looking by the river. Since 2007

11-12-11  10:36am - 4789 days #13
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I have some good new and some bad news. Since 2007

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