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| 12-03-08 09:16am - 5863 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Frosty The Porn User FROSTY Frosty the Porn User Was a Jolly Well Hung Joe With a Large Pot Pipe, and Big Bird Nose And His Cock Hung to Clear To The Snow Frosty the Porn User Was Bi and Went Both Ways He Liked to Blow, Or Get in In The Woo Hoo Hole But It Brought Him Right To Life Each Day. There Must Have Been some Magic In That Bottle of Viagra He Took. For When He Took a Handful Of Pills His Cock Grew 6 Inches Thick. Oh ... Frosty the Porn User Was Alive, and Loved Her On Her Knees. For When She Went Down , He jumped around And Sang with lots of glee. Frosty the Porn User Knew Her Pussy way Hot That Day. So He Fucked, after she Sucked And Melted His Cock Away. So.... Frosty Had some fun but after he shot some cum. He Had To Say Good Bye This Day. Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Look At Frosty The Dumb Fuck Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Dragging it through the snow. Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump He Used To Have a Dick Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Now He Has a Broom...... Stick. ince my last was enjoyed and I didnt affend everyone lol her was another enjoy :-) By Cybertoad 2008 no copyrights reservered LOL. Since 2007 Edited on Dec 03, 2008, 09:20am | |
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| 12-03-08 12:43pm - 5863 days | #2 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Great ditty cybertoad. There are definitely some holiday tunes that can "porn-o-ized". A friend and I had some lyrics made up to the Yukon Cornelius (character from the old claymation holiday favorite "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer") song 'Silver and Gold' only our version was entitled 'Bitches and Hoes'. Bitches and Hoes, Bitches and Hoes Everyone wishes for Bitches and Hoes How do you measure the pleasure their worth? Just by the pleasure it gives Johns' on earth! Bitches and Hoes, Bitches and Hoes Mean so much more when I see Silver and Gold G strings on ev'ry sweet piece of meat (if you want so sing along with the enhanced lyrics, go here: http://www.christmas-songs.org/songs/silver_and_gold.html ). | |
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| 12-03-08 01:03pm - 5863 days | #3 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
LOL, Thats cool thanks for sharing :-) Since 2007 | |
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| 12-03-08 10:33pm - 5862 days | #4 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User  Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
How about: "I saw Mommy giving Santa Head, Underneath the Mistletoe..." Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-04-08 03:57am - 5862 days | #5 | |
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elonlybuster (0)
Active User Posts: 52 Registered: Aug 24, '08 Location: Georgia |
Wow, there's not much else to say aside from that. Now all I'm waiting for is I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas I'm dreaming of a huge cumshot Just like the one I gave that chick Where her eyelids glisten and now she's bitchin' Next time I'll just pay for a ho | |
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| 12-11-09 03:49pm - 5490 days | #6 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Given the lack of holiday cheer around here this year, I resurrected this thread from last year in hopes of inspiring others. To further enhance your holiday muse, here's some lyrics from an Eric Idle (Monty Python member) song to warm your heart: Fuck Christmas Fuck Christmas! It's a waste of fucking time Fuck Santa He's just out to get your dime, Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe White-bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where e'er you go And bloated men in shopping malls All going Ho-Ho-Ho It's Christmas fucking time again! Fuck Christmas It's a fucking Disney show Fuck carols And all that fucking snow Fuck reindeer And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose And fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes Fuck stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane. Go tell the elves To fuck themselves It's Christmas time again! (If you want to see the two minute performance, here's the you-tube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqfZUX5svCg) | |
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| 12-02-10 04:59pm - 5133 days | #7 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Nothing new to add here, just trying to get everyone in the freakin' holiday mood by resurrecting this thread. Oh yeah, the 2010 Forum Awards are currently under construction so start praying to the fat dude in the suit that you're not a winner  | |
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| 12-16-10 12:11pm - 5120 days | #8 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Came across this funny little diddy today. It doesn't matter if you're straight or gay, the TSA will grope you all the way. See the TSA Christmas Carol here. p.s. Once the fed ex man arrives later today with the last of the awards, the 2010 PU Forum Awards will hit the web. Hide the women and children now. | |
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| 12-16-10 05:16pm - 5119 days | #9 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
A welcome return for Cybertoad who was been scarce for most of 2010. Good one toad. | |
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| 12-16-10 06:40pm - 5119 days | #10 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
errrr ... you are aware that the post by Cybertoad at the start of this thread is from 2008, right?  Cybertoad did drop by a few weeks ago, you can see his latest post here Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-17-10 05:48am - 5119 days | #11 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
errr..of course...errmmm...oops. Toad makes an occasional post but used to be a regular. At least he is still around. Be nice to hear more from him, but I suppose we all have lives in the outside world. Edited on Dec 17, 2010, 05:55am | |
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| 12-19-10 08:49am - 5117 days | #12 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Nice to see someone dug this out I do plan to be here a bit more this year Squirrel was a busy busy year. Things have slowed so as soon as I finish my book I will be in here more  Nice to see you all. Since 2007 | |
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