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| 12-31-10 10:31pm - 5105 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Interviewer : “Well, look what we have here? And what a lovely young thing she is.” “How old are you sweetheart? “EIGHTEEN” ?!!! Did you hear that guys? this incredibly beautiful, young lady is just EIGHTEEN years old!" "Tell me, Honey, have you been fucked yet? Did you hear that, guys? Untouched; This EIGHTEEN yr. old beauty hasn’t even had her tight, little pussy stretched yet. Your name is Roxanne, right? Well, Roxanne, Have we got a treat for you -- and also for all you guys hankering for EIGHTEEN year-old action." "See that door over there? behind it we have the one and only Ron Jeremy; He loves EIGHTEEN yr. old pussy, And he’s very good at breakin’ them in. And don’t let all that hair scare you.... just think about it as hiding the grotesque figure that lurks behind it." The interview continues: “So, little darlin’ will this be your first time?” (duh, I think she answered that already, using her eighteen yr. old vocal cords). "And look at those perky, firm EIGHTEEN yr. old tits? And hey, guys, those are the real thing -- no silicone in those babies." (duh number two) “So, where’re you from Roxanne? You say West Coast? LA? Why that’s right here in the state of California, right?" (duh number three). "Are You still going to school? Hear that, guys? this young,EIGHTEEN yr. old is a college girl. We got beauty and brains here” (this begs the question: if she has brains, why is she answering this guy‘s dumb and endless questions; even more curiously, why is she here?) “Drop the panties, Roxanne.....lemme see that great ass? WOW! Look-it that perfect, EIGHTEEN yr. old double-bubble, will you?" (hands groping, squeezing and pinching her cheeks). (This goes on ad nauseam, so I’ll cut it short) (A final thought from Those of us viewing this babble): "Okay, Mr. Interviewer, we don’t have be told but once that she’s eighteen, and we don‘t have to be reminded that guys find girls that young to be a premium. So could we dispense with repeats. At this point, a grossly obese, hairy form stumbles from behind the open door, with three appendages’ stretched straight out and yelling “will you zip-it and lets get on with the fuckin’……I’ve gone through two wad-launchings waiting to hump this irresistable EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD virgin. | |
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| 01-01-11 03:28am - 5105 days | #2 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended  Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Who wants to see that fat, ugly, greasy haired, inbred- hillbilly-parents were kissing cousins, I-ate-lead-paint-chips-when-I-was-a-kid-stare, crooked cocked, limp dick, anal douchebag blow-back, scumbag mother fucker bang a chic? Ron Jeremy = count me the fuck out! I don't care how hot the chic is, if he's banging her, uh-uh, no way can I stomach that scene, I got the heebie-jeebies just thinking about that ugly fuck, thanks for ruining my new year! I always felt extremely sorry for the chics who sunk so low to let Ron Jeremy fuck them on film, BOTTOM-OF-THE-BARREL-BITCHES I say  . These chics have sunk lower than the ocean dirt in the Mariana Trench! Food for thought: Ron Jeremy donated his cock to a museum, which they will receive after he croaks, I forgot the name of the museum but I'm serious, no bullshit! I seen it on the History Channel, some sex show they had on. Imagine that, his half limp cock in a jar of preserving fluid for all eternity? How would a teacher go about explaining that exhibit to her class on their field trip? 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Jan 01, 2011, 05:28am | |
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| 01-01-11 05:21am - 5104 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Hey, hey, hey, thedebilman666.....If'n you'll study the thread more carefully, you ought to read into the fact I'm no big fan of Ron Jeremy, either ....in fact, I'd suggest you search some of my earlier threads wherein I have some rather unfavorable thoughts about the guy myself. They basically had to do with my idea that the guy was over-the-hill and needed to retire from porn. they also mentioned, and I agree with you, (in part), the ludicrous display Ron presented when paired with those young girls. The answers I got back alluded to envey on my part and praised Ron for still having what it takes by continuely pounding all that young turf. But This thread is really about those dumb pre-banging interviews with supposedly 18 year old girls wherein the interviewer runs the 18 year old factor into the ground. Its got nothing to do with Ron Jeremy in conveying my message. | |
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| 01-01-11 05:33am - 5104 days | #4 | |
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Thedebilman666 (0)
Suspended Posts: 144 Registered: Dec 08, '10 Location: NYC |
Hey, hey, hey, I picked up that you weren't an RJ fan, I was just trying to expand upon the fact of what a scumbag he was. My crude sense of humor sometimes rubs people the wrong way. Seriously, RJ creeps me out, he looks like your average serial rapist and I meant no disrespect in my previous response - except to Ron Jeremy and any skanks he did. 6 pack bitches, deal with it Edited on Jan 01, 2011, 05:42am | |
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| 01-01-11 06:27am - 5104 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I gotta say, after the slice-an'-diceing you just did on Jeremy, I don't think his own mother would've given a rat's ass about him anymore. Man! ain't no way I'd invite an arguementive skirmish with you 666 .....Hell, it'd be suicidal-self-esteem and fatal character-assassination all mixed in one. | |
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| 01-01-11 07:14am - 5104 days | #6 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I've never been a fan of BS interviews like the one you describe. It doesn't matter whether RJ or anyone else is behind the door just waiting to bang the girl. Who really believes that a virgin is going to have sex on camera for the first time? Let alone porn sex. I sometime believe it when it's girl popping her anal cherry but those scenes are usually unwatchable because of the look of pain on the girls face. I was a huge Ron Jeremy fan because the man was a good actor and an amazing porn performer. Mind you most of the stuff I like is over a decade old. I don't know if people that get the creep vibe from him is because he looks his age, unlike other performers of similar age. He's a 57yrs old, greying fat guy that's been doing porn for 32 yrs. Look at randy West who's a 63yrs old, greying man but he's thin looking. He was about the same age as Ron when he stopped performing in front of a camera and that's only because he had a heart attack. Otherwise we might still see new stuff from him. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 01-01-11 07:58am - 5104 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for the reply, Pat. And because of it I've discovered some interesting news I otherwise never would've known. (Randy West, for example) I pick on Jeremy, but most of the put-downs are exaggerations and purely overblown. If the guy would only cut his hair, spruce up and fashion himself to look clean-cut, acknowledge his age and act it.....then he would be doing himself an unmeasurabley productive favor. | |
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| 01-01-11 09:41am - 5104 days | #8 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I think that Ron doesn't care about his health because apart from his general looks that could be improved. The man needs to lose a lot of weigth. I know it gets harder as we grow older but still he could make an effort to lose at least 25lbs...In his case maybe 40. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 01-02-11 09:26pm - 5103 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yeah, but he's a porn star not an attorney or politician, and I get way more creeps from looking at some empty suit than a goofy (if overweight and hairy) porn star who just enjoys what he's doing. If he were to lose weight and "fashion himself to look clean-cut" he wouldn't be Ron Jeremy, now would he? I wouldn't want to look like him at any age, but I wouldn't mind living his kind of life, and I'm betting many us of would consider ourselves lucky to have his job when we're his age! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-04-11 01:48pm - 5101 days | #10 | |
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gonzooprano (0)
Active Webmaster Posts: 40 Registered: Oct 17, '10 Location: Atlanta,Ga. |
I was at Exxxotica in NJ and there was porn stars young and old all over the place. Guess who had a line out the door just to speak with him or get an autography? Ron Jeremy Later on that night he was still chasing ever tight new piece of ass at the party trying to bang something new. I was at the AVN awards many years ago and happened to be a a table with Ron. He was over na hour late and his data apologized because he had to stop on the way in to get a stray blow job from on of his fans. | |
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| 01-07-11 08:17am - 5098 days | #11 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
Going back to the start of this thread, the concept of an 18 year old virgin made me laugh. I don't know about the US but here most people lose their virginity around 14-15, but even if she had waited until she was legal - why wait for another 2 years until she was 18 and then appear in a porn film. You can only take suspension of disbelief so far. Maybe that's why the repeated mentions of her age. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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| 01-07-11 09:10am - 5098 days | #12 | |
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mistresskent (0)
Active Webmaster  Posts: 188 Registered: Feb 02, '09 Location: Kent, UK |
Errr... I was sixteen official sir... ish. Guys, Ron Jeremy might be an egotistical wank stain the size of Texas... but he does get to fuck so many fit women.. fuck it, I'd fuck him to get to the pussy he gets.. Admit it men... you are jealous! As if there are any real 18 year old virgins that wanna be fucked on cam for their first time... sheesh... I suppose it would be special in the sense that it'd been recorded an all.. but for fucks sake... its an embarrassing moment all women would like to forget pretty much straight after it happens.. The repetitive 18 Year old stuff is irritating ... as words like young, horny and first time should be more fitting surely... tacky porno... don't ya just love it? Mistress Kent xx http://www.mistresskent.com http://www.mistresskent.co.uk | |
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| 01-07-11 01:44pm - 5098 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
(Admit it men... you are jealous!) OKAY, MISTRESS WITH THE MOSTEST......You got me cornered. Guilty as charged. I'm greener than the Jolly Giant after a heavy rain with "envy." The man (RON) has probably forgotten about more pussy he's had than what I've had or marely dreamed about. So, Hell yeeeah...I'm jealous! ( tacky porno... don't ya just love it?) You bet I do....the tackier the merrier. Porn's like a good wine...one sip is never enough.  Edited on Jan 07, 2011, 03:13pm | |
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