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| 11-01-12 08:48pm - 4434 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A new twist to liven up a party It was Halloween night at the Brass Bell bar and grill. A party was roaring, Karaoke was on tap and your's truely did his small part by belting out a song or two. I gotta say, the old man didn't do too bad.  Between songs, this self-appointed announcer would take over the mike and do what he could to keep the energy flowing. The show-stopper came when a hot, curvaceous gal dressed in a tight leopard costume had mindlessly agreed to further celebrate her birthday by participating in a little stunt the announcer had duped her into playing out. With a male volunteer from the crowd, the announcer had him set down on a chair, spread his legs, after which the announcer carefully mounted a small cone of ice cream neatly atop the stretched fabric directly over the guy's family jewels. Up until now, the man and sleek-bodied leopard-girl were clueless what was about to happen. Too far along to back out, and not wanting to let down the chanting bar-room crowd, the girl, following the announcer's voiced instructions over his microphone, walked reluctantly over to the volunteer, who was still seated and nervously exchanging glances at the girl and the ice cream spiraling outside the cone to a thin peek. The birthday girl dutifully dropped to her knees, slowly guided her mouth between the stranger's legs and began to swiftly lick away as much and as fast as she could. Arising and immediately wiping her mouth with her paws, stopped and threw kisses to a crowd giving her a wild, standing ovation. | |
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| 11-02-12 12:38am - 4434 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Now that is different.  Certainly a memorable evening. Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 11-02-12 09:50am - 4433 days | #3 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
They should do that at weddings, it is about as classy as the garter thing. Pretty funny for a karaoke bar though, I must admit. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 11-04-12 02:11pm - 4431 days | #4 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Best thing ever. way cool Since 2007 | |
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| 11-06-12 02:16am - 4430 days | #5 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
What's "the garter thing"? Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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| 11-06-12 12:11pm - 4429 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
At the expense of stealing Toadsith's thunder, esp. after he posted such a delighfully clever piece about "the garter thing" I trust he'll forgive me for jumping in here and give our valued Webmaster a quick idea of his inquiry. You see, Ed, it is tradition over here, usually at big weddings, that the bride wear a garter-belt under her gown and above her knee. This adds to the excitment of the affair because before leaving the church grounds, the couple at some point -- most often on the front steps facing a hungry-eyed bunch of male attendees, lifts her gown high at thigh level and detaches the garter belt. Tradition follows when she tosses the belt into a mass of out-stretched hands belonging to a crowd of unwed women who'll fight to the death to catch it. Why? because tradition promises the lucky gal who plucks it will be the next to have a wedding of her own. | |
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| 11-06-12 02:48pm - 4429 days | #7 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
My understanding of "the garter thing" is based on the two weddings that I attended where it happened. It would seem brides often wear a blue garter. This fits the "blue" part of "something borrowed something blue ..." w/out messing up her (usually) all white theme. The groom removes the garter (with some fan-fare) and tosses it to a waiting crowd of (in the weddings I attended) the eligible bachelors in attendance. It's supposed to be the male equal of the bride tossing the bridal bouquet ... indicating the next bachelor to be wed. I seem to recall this was done at the beginning of the reception rather than at the church itself. But that just goes to show how even traditions change from wedding to wedding. FWIW, both of the times I participated, the garter hit the ground as no eligible bachelor wanted the damn thing. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 11-06-12 03:06pm - 4429 days | #8 | |||
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Whoops, sorry - I didn't notice this post earlier.
This is about spot on to what I was talking about, though I will translate the very discreet and tactful wording of "with some fan-fare" that Khan used. What that means is that the new husband (as yes, it is at the after wedding reception) shoves his head under his bride's dress and removes the garter with his teeth. You must remember that this is performed with the bride sitting on a chair in the middle of the empty dance floor with the idiotic DJ goading the groom on and playing "sexy" music, while the bride and groom's family watch on (in abject horror in some cases). It really puts the "ass" in classy.
I imagine it is only caught if the bride is particularly hot. Or if it has her maid of honor's room key attached to it (hot or not, in that case it won't matter). "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |||
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| 11-07-12 12:45pm - 4428 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Eh....well, OK, so I was a bit off the mark. However, Many thanks to our brutally tactful leader and Toadysith (PU's linguistic marvel) for their thoughtfully corrective generosity.   | |
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