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04-06-14  05:48pm - 3913 days Original Post - #1
jook (0)
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Jook's Top 5

No, not top porn flicks though that's an idea for a later list. Then again, does anyone watch entire porn movies any more? "Deep Throat" was probably the last one I watched in its entirety.

Ever since Nick Hornby's brilliant novel, "High Fidelity" (later made into a movie), my life has evolved around top 5 lists. Here's one for PU...

I'm Not Like Everybody Else - The Kinks
Pictures of Lily - The Who
To Masturbate - Mad Sound from the album Beat The Road, Jack! (16 Trashy Danish Top Hits)
Sex Beat - Gun Club
House of the Risin' Sun - Clarence Ashley (original version)

Bonus: The Graduate - with Dustin Hoffman

04-06-14  10:49pm - 3913 days #2
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I would add

Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks (at least half our members can relate to the lyrics)
Why Can't I Touch It - The Buzzzcocks My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk

04-07-14  06:46am - 3912 days #3
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Since you didn't specify that it had to be music; here is my top five westerns. Not in any specific order.

"The Hanging Tree" - Gary Cooper, Maria Shell, Carl Malden, George C. Scott(His first film) Try finding this one. I was lucky to throw in a tape and record it years ago when it aired.

"Man of the West" - Gary Cooper, Julie London, Lee J. Cobb

"Shane" - Alan Ladd, Jean Arthur, Van Heflen, Jack Palance(I believe this was his first film)

"3:10 to Yuma" - Van Heflin, Glenn Ford, Felicia Farr

"The Searchers" - John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter, Vera Miles, Ward Bond, Natalie Wood

A lot to choose from, but these get watched again and again. Warning Will Robinson

04-08-14  01:18pm - 3911 days #4
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Cybertoads top 5 everything list.


For those about to Rock - ACDC

( tie for second)
The Good , the Bad and the Ugly & Cool Hand Luke.


Jack Daniels and RC-Cola.


Girls in Leather ( girls getting outta leather)


Cooked over the camp fire Salmon and Potatoes with a good dark beer. Since 2007

04-08-14  09:51pm - 3911 days #5
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Cybertoad said:
Girls in Leather ( girls getting outta leather)


No argument here. Warning Will Robinson

04-10-14  04:19pm - 3909 days #6
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Girls in Leather ( girls getting outta leather)


Reminds me of Venom's "Women, Leather and Hell."

Though for some reason when I first read your post it looked like you'd written "Girls in Leather Cooked over the camp fire" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

04-10-14  04:52pm - 3909 days #7
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I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Velvet Underground. There's plenty of examples but "Venus in Furs" is the ultimate S&M tooon...

Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girlchild in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

Downy sins of streetlight fancies
Chase the costumes she shall wear
Ermine furs adorn the imperious
Severin, Severin awaits you there

I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears

Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark
Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

Severin, Severin, speak so slightly
Severin, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now plead for me

I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears

Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girlchild in the dark
Severin, your servant comes in bells, please don't forsake him
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

04-13-14  06:04pm - 3906 days #8
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Whether or not it jives with the thread's actual inquiry....

For me, almost always, I blank-out the BJs, the senseless, "dumb-ass", endless crouch-chumping and finger-gouging by the male participant, and lastly, all rear-entries that might appeal to some others but waste my time.

I simply fast-forward to the "good-stuff" ...... namely, plain ol' conventional fucking or solo depiction thereof.

preferably done in the missionary position.

04-14-14  01:10pm - 3905 days #9
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Reminds me of Venom's "Women, Leather and Hell."

Though for some reason when I first read your post it looked like you'd written "Girls in Leather Cooked over the camp fire"


What it would be like beef jerky ?

Ohh did I cross that line ?? hehe Since 2007

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