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05-28-08  03:11pm - 6052 days	Original Post - #1
Wittyguy (0) Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA	What's your pornstar name? Here's one that's been around for ages. To get your "pornstar" name, take the name of the first pet you had (that's your pornstar first name) and match that with your mother's maiden name (that's your pornstar last name). Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 03:12pm
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05-28-08  05:04pm - 6052 days	#2
Toadsith (0) Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA	Mine simply sounds like a supporting character of a 60's TV sitcom- "Barney Lennon". Definitely not a good porn star in the classical sense - might be deemed memorable though, just for its lack of porn-ness. A variant of this same game, the way I was introduced to it, was to use the street you grew up on as your Porn Star last name. This unfortunately shifts my Porn Star name from '60's Sitcom to 60's Cartoon as it becomes "Barney Walnut". "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo
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05-28-08  05:05pm - 6052 days	#3
Toadsith (0) Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA	Originally Posted by Wittyguy: Unfortunately with my pornstar name I'm stuck in the gay porn biz because (drumroll please) here comes "Twinkie Dresser". I must ask: What poor creature was adorned the moniker of "Twinkie"? "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo
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05-28-08  11:09pm - 6051 days	#4
exotics4me (0) Active User Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA	Ah, mine would be great! How about Chewie Hampton? And yes, Chewie came from me growing up in the Star Wars generation and loving Chewbacca, plus it was a Chow-Chow dog that looked a little like a wookie. My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk
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05-28-08  11:49pm - 6051 days	#5
Toadsith (0) Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA	Originally Posted by exotics4me: Ah, mine would be great! How about Chewie Hampton? And yes, Chewie came from me growing up in the Star Wars generation and loving Chewbacca, plus it was a Chow-Chow dog that looked a little like a wookie. Ah yes, Chows are much like Wookies, always let the Chow-Chow win. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo
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05-29-08  12:10pm - 6051 days	#6
Wittyguy (0) Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA	x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 03:12pm
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05-29-08  12:19pm - 6051 days	#7
Denner (0) Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark	Dear fellow PUs Would someone kindly explain this thread to me....I do not get it. Maybe my brain is too fucked up at the moment - so, sorry - just curious. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"
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05-29-08  03:18pm - 6051 days	#8
Drooler (0) Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA	Sorry, but the game doesn't work in my case. Can you imagine a pornstar whose first name is "Schultz?" Maybe a male pornstar like "Schultz Shovalot" or "Schultzie Spunkpack" or something. As for my mother's maiden name, that's off limits. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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05-29-08  05:29pm - 6051 days	#9
Toadsith (0) Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA	Originally Posted by Wittyguy: "Twinkie" was the little terrier we had that I'm very sad to admit was actually killed by me (gasp). I was about 5 or 6 and the dog liked to crawl up into the webbing underneath a rocking chair that could spin around. I decided it would be fun to spin the dog while it was in the chair and ... well, let's just say the experience didn't turn out very well. At least I managed to over come the trauma and we got another dog that managed to have a long and happy life. Alas, my pornstar name gets no better when I use my street name as a surname: "Twinkie Chestnut" only begs for more gay submissive porn. Sounds like that is one of those "oh dear" and "time for a talk" moments that most children encounter with gold fish or turtles. I generally finish the speech with "You didn't really kill [insert pet's name], it simply hated you and how you've changed its life so it took its own life, all be it in an inventive fashion. Myself and the rest of your friends and family are hanging on by a thread. So be very good from now on or you will end up alone. So very, very alone." Ah - "Twinkie Chestnut", I agree, that sort of digs you further into that side of the industry. Well, they've always said its easier for men to join gay porn. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo
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05-29-08  05:35pm - 6051 days	#10
Toadsith (0) Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA	Originally Posted by Denner: Dear fellow PUs Would someone kindly explain this thread to me....I do not get it. Maybe my brain is too fucked up at the moment - so, sorry - just curious. Oh - this is just one of those so-called "Ice Breakers" often used at company events, college dorms and such. It is just an amusing way for people to all be part of a harmless, but ultimately off color joke and laugh about it. I have a particular fascination with sabotaging Ice Breakers. My favorite is the one where each person has to say they "hate (or love) cleaning because" and insert a reason. On that instance, I stated that "I love cleaning because I wear rubber gloves and work hard and long at it." Then the leader tells everyone to state that they "hate (or love) sex because" and give the same reason. There was a bit of an uproar when people realized what that statement was going to become. Good stuff. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo Edited on May 29, 2008, 05:59pm (Toadsith: Sentence order.)
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05-29-08  05:38pm - 6051 days	#11
Toadsith (0) Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA	Originally Posted by Drooler: Sorry, but the game doesn't work in my case. Can you imagine a pornstar whose first name is "Schultz?" Maybe a male pornstar like "Schultz Shovalot" or "Schultzie Spunkpack" or something. Indeed this little game is best suited for the more gimmicky pet names - those that enjoy giving pets "people" names just have to shrug and move along. Or lie. That's always a good option. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo
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05-29-08  05:38pm - 6051 days	#12
Wittyguy (0) Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA	x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 03:13pm
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05-30-08  02:06am - 6050 days	#13
Drooler (0) Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA	Originally Posted by Toadsith: Indeed this little game is best suited for the more gimmicky pet names - those that enjoy giving pets "people" names just have to shrug and move along. Or lie. That's always a good option. I'll just say that your choice of comments are, well, "interesting." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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05-30-08  05:22am - 6050 days	#14
Denner (0) Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark	Originally Posted by Toadsith: Oh - this is just one of those so-called "Ice Breakers" often used at company events, college dorms and such. It is just an amusing way for people to all be part of a harmless, but ultimately off color joke and laugh about it. I have a particular fascination with sabotaging Ice Breakers. My favorite is the one where each person has to say they "hate (or love) cleaning because" and insert a reason. On that instance, I stated that "I love cleaning because I wear rubber gloves and work hard and long at it." Then the leader tells everyone to state that they "hate (or love) sex because" and give the same reason. There was a bit of an uproar when people realized what that statement was going to become. Good stuff. Thanks, Toadsith - I got a bit wiser - I think ... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"
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05-30-08  05:24am - 6050 days	#15
Denner (0) Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark	Originally Posted by Wittyguy: Put it this way, on the stupid meter this thread ranks pretty high. This is basically a game, probably American in origin, that someone with way too much time on their hands came up with years ago. It's basically just a fun way find out about a people and poke fun at them. Using the criteria everyone has a "pornstar" name so it's basically a party or socializing conversation subject. Well, Wittyguy - thanks, your reply and Toadsiths have put me on the track...Now I just want to find a funny input to this one... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"
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05-30-08  11:07am - 6050 days	#16
Wittyguy (0) Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA	x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 03:13pm
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05-30-08  11:40am - 6050 days	#17
Toadsith (0) Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA	Originally Posted by Drooler: I'll just say that your choice of comments are, well, "interesting." Ha ha, "interesting" like the old Chinese curse? ("May your life be interesting." for those who haven't run across it before.) "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo
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05-31-08  03:07am - 6049 days	#18
Drooler (0) Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA	Originally Posted by Toadsith: Ha ha, "interesting" like the old Chinese curse? ("May your life be interesting." for those who haven't run across it before.) Like Arte Johnson on Laugh In: "Verrrry IN-terestik .." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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05-31-08  03:12am - 6049 days	#19
Drooler (0) Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA	Originally Posted by Wittyguy: I dig your new tag line about "asshole in the blogosphere" there Drooler. Kudos to The Onion. The mockup/parody they do of the "news" that we're fed in reality is pretty funny. They take it to hilarious extremes. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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09-26-11  03:23pm - 4836 days	#20
Micha (0) Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca	Hi, I'm Shitface Paulus. Why can't I get the casting director to return my calls. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
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09-27-11  08:11am - 4835 days	#21
Cybertoad (0) Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash	Heres Mine, The Pathangilator. Don't bother looking the word up we came up with this in college. The word comes from our dickionary also made up! Pathangilation, the exact time your pecker gets wet ! Hence The Pathagilator, would translate to normal humans The Pecker Wetter ! We found lots of words in the English language, but none that explained that dip into the Nectar. So I personally came up with this to explain it and it stuck with me as The Pathangilator ! Only a few friends know to this day lol, well now I guess millions could. Since 2007
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09-27-11  11:20am - 4835 days	#22
rearadmiral (0) Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada	Fuck! I just peed my pants I laughed so hard! Mine would be Tuffy Butler. I can only imagine what someone named Tuffy Butler might look like.
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09-27-11  11:59am - 4835 days	#23
Wittyguy (0) Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA	x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 03:13pm
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