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12-18-10 07:33am - 5224 days | Original Post - #1 | |
rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Does porn ever cause you to make stupid mistakes? Last night I was telling a friend that I bought my wife one of those single-cup automatic coffee makers. I explained that I bought her the Tassimo brand because it reads the bar code and probably does nothing with that information... but she'll be impressed. I contrasted that with the other major manufacturer, which I said was Karup. My friend, who knows I have a porn habit, looked at me funny. After calling the brand Karup several times I realized and admitted that the brand was actually Keurig, and that Karup was a porn site. Doh! The worst that happened though was when I went into a bookstore looking for a specific title. The middle-aged lady took me to where it was located and handed me the softcover version. I asked her if she had it in hardcore. I don't know who turned more red. ![]() Anyone else have these issues? | |
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12-18-10 07:58am - 5224 days | #2 | |
Capn (0)
Active User ![]() Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Not really. ![]() I think you would be better thinking through the sentence before you start to speak. ![]() HTH ![]() Cap'n. ![]() Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-18-10 08:48am - 5224 days | #3 | |
Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster ![]() Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
I haven't made mistakes like those but I have misinterpreted adverts etc. because I'm using my porn brain instead of my everyday-life brain. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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12-18-10 08:50am - 5224 days | #4 | |
PinkPanther (0)
Active User ![]() Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
It reminds me of a story I heard on the radio a few years ago about some California politician - a prominent liberal Latino - that was giving a speech and out of nowhere let loose with some racial epithet. And he was saying that he had no idea where that word came from - that it just flew out of his mouth from out of nowhere and how embarrassed he was, etc. For some reason, it scared the crap out of me. I was thinking, "What if it's true? What if you can just be talking and have random bs come flying out of your mouth inappropriately?" For the next year, if I was in some meeting and had to read any report of anything, I was concentrating like a mother-fucker to make sure nothing came out of my mouth that I didn't intend to. That's probably the solution for you, RA. | |
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12-18-10 08:57am - 5224 days | #5 | |
Capn (0)
Active User ![]() Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Sounds like borderline Tourettes, PP ![]() Cap'n. ![]() Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-18-10 08:59am - 5224 days | #6 | |
Capn (0)
Active User ![]() Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Now that happens to me too. On average about once every couple of weeks. I am watching out for that one though. ![]() Cap'n. ![]() Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-18-10 09:52am - 5223 days | #7 | |
Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster ![]() Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
Of course it's possible that I've inadvertently substituted words without noticing...![]() | |
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12-18-10 10:12am - 5223 days | #8 | |
Monahan (0)
Active User ![]() Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Novel idea. I think I'll give it a go. | |
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12-18-10 01:49pm - 5223 days | #9 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended ![]() Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Here's a tip: If you're ever invited to speak to a group on any subject that touches on Porn, be careful not to begin with the popular introduction "It gives me great pleasure...." ![]() | |
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12-18-10 11:42pm - 5223 days | #10 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User ![]() Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"What do you drive?" "A BBW." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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12-19-10 02:58am - 5223 days | #11 | |
Capn (0)
Active User ![]() Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
OOOOppps. Did that actually happen to you, D? Or is it just a recurring nightmare! ![]() Cap'n. ![]() Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-19-10 04:02am - 5223 days | #12 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User ![]() Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
No, it just came to mind. It's the kind of thing that could happen. Kind of like, "I meant to say 'acute fever,' but instead I said, 'Asshole Fever.'" Or: "Yeah, I saw it on the BBG News." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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12-19-10 08:10am - 5223 days | #13 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User ![]() Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
You mean like :![]() You are are my breast friend. Telling a girl who came in from the rain ans asking her if she is wet? And then not turning read ![]() LOL Since 2007 | |
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12-23-10 04:32pm - 5218 days | #14 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended ![]() Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This one's been around, but its worth repeating: "if I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" ![]() | |
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