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| 11-09-11 01:13pm - 4792 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Where The F*ck is Mary ? Where The F*ck is Mary ? It has been along time since I saw her. Last saw her around back of that shed I bought after Capn suggested it a few years ago. I ended up going with a nice wood one, a 12x12 enough room for the riding mower and those shackles hanging from the roof and attached to the floor. Anyways, she is always around that shed and since last week I have not seen her. I decided to go to the most intelligent group of people I know, but they were busy and so was the guy that clean our sewers. So I had to settle for asking it here, Beggars can be choosy I guess. She answers to the name Mary, but if you have a dildo and lube she may answer to anything. Bring a six-pac on your search and perhaps you can find her. I am sure the medication has worn off by now, but still might have traces of duct-tape on her. Last seen wearing,  and super man tights.with black converse shoes. Hair is black. Her measurements are about the same size as my hondas trunk depending on the position. So she is a petite thing. Anywhoo, appreciate your help. CT Since 2007 | |
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| 11-09-11 01:46pm - 4792 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I'll be sure to let you know if she comes my way! Eventually!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 11-09-11 01:55pm - 4792 days | #3 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Appreciate that Capn.  Since 2007 | |
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| 11-09-11 04:24pm - 4792 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
It's time to switch back to paper milk cartons, so pictures of Missing Mary can be posted on them. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-09-11 10:28pm - 4792 days | #5 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I put a few signs up on a telephone poles. Funny some nice police officers offered to have me come down and talk with them at the station I sure would like to have some coffee down at the station. But I have to finish that basement room extension i've been working on. Amazing how expensive and time consuming it is to sound proof a room. Since 2007 | |
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| 11-09-11 11:12pm - 4792 days | #6 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Good news: No I didn't find Mary yet. But Lowes had a two fer on Duct Tape. Since 2007 | |
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| 11-10-11 09:12am - 4791 days | #7 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Get a couple of boxes.  Red Green reckons you can never have enough duct tape! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 11-10-11 10:39am - 4791 days | #8 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Oh well , Day 5 no Mary. I guess I will have to find a new playmate. I know a bus is coming in at 10:00 tonight, and I have plenty of duct tape. Since 2007 | |
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| 11-10-11 06:14pm - 4791 days | #9 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I'm crawling out from under my rock to say that I have no fucking idea what this post is about... My pop culture reference library ends in the 1980s. I'd suggest, for those of you with musical taste, that the answer might be found in the song "Bringing Mary Home" by the Country Gentlemen. I don't think you'll like the answer though... | |
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| 11-10-11 11:35pm - 4791 days | #10 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Well, its the search for Mary, no ghost that I know of yet. Appreciate the interest as day 6 approaches. Well love to chat, but the cement is almost dry, now I can paint the room. CT Since 2007 | |
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| 11-11-11 06:34am - 4790 days | #11 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
She wasn't crosseyed by any chance? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jLiXeFm_E She's a poor man's rich girl & she'd do it for a song.  Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 11-11-11 08:47am - 4790 days | #12 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
No but they may have to start looking by the river. Since 2007 | |
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| 11-12-11 10:36am - 4789 days | #13 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I have some good new and some bad news.  Since 2007 | |
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